Ladki Ke Liye Shayari
Views: 31,235 - Posted on 26 May 2011
Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ladkiyo Ko Tarakki Karte Dekha Aur Unpar Ek Sher Arz Kiya
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Mana Ki Ladko Se Kam Nahi,
Par Iska Baat Ka Yaaro Humein Koi Gum Nahi
Maana Ki Wo Kal Chand Par Bhi CHali Jayengi.
Par Dharti Par Aakar Choot To Humi Se Hi Marwayengi.
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lol…lekin in ladkiyon ka bharosa nahi……aaj kal toh kutte aur gadhe bhi bahut zyada demand mein hain..
Dekha naaaaaaaa Admin bhai tabi to mai kah raha hun ki mujhe kutta aur Gadha kahenge tab v koi baat nahi……hehehehe
@Harsh bhai aapko kya pasand hai matlab tmhara kutta aur gadhe ka dukan hai
he he he gud one
@raaj dekh me itna narrow minded nhi hu.
agar tu ye bole ki meri gf ko rape kar ke in sab ke samne pesh karega to is se b koi fark nhi padta,yah sab chiz ek limit tak hi theek rehti hai,wese meri filhal koi gf nhi hai to koi b comment chalega bt ghar walo ke uper comment na.baki tuje kya samjau tu khud samjhdar hai
Tum log dost hokar bacho jaise larte kyun ho be? Dost log kya is tarah se baat karte hai !!! Raj ko bich mien ghusne ki aadat hai ye mien jaanta hoon, par wo sabko apna samajh ke aisa kehta hai, nahi to usko kya lena. Teri baat bhi mien parhi ki tu usse majaak kar raha tha. Par dekh raha hoon ki ye serious hota jaa raha hai.Ye comment dono ke liye hai, koi ab ek ye mat soch lena ki usi ko bol rah hoon.
Hmmm kaliya thik kaha tune jese prince aur admin k bato me muje bura lga to me bich me aa gai fir prince ki bat ka raj ko bura lga to wo admin ,prince aur meri bat k bich me aa gya ab us bat ka kapil ko bat galat lgi gyi to vo aa gya mere,raj,prince aur admin k bat k bich me par bhai muje ye samjh nhi aaya k tuje kis bat ka bura lga aur tum bich me kese aa gya…!
ufffffffff……. ye kya bich mien aya mere tere iske uske bich mien, panchhi kahin tu mujhe pagal to nahi karna chahati na? hehe,, behanji mien kisi ke bich mien nahi hoo, admin ki tarah side mien hoon, mien to jhagra khatam kar raha tha. Aur mujhe aaj tak kisi ke baat ka bura nahi laga,, bas ek baar math mien jaan buj ke ek teacher ne no. kam diye to bura laga tha,,, itna bura laga ki dusre ka paper hi far diya hehehe,,,,
Kaliya ab samajh me aya kee tera baja bajane par v tum kyu hasta hai:P
@ hi……..!
short term memory loss panchhi , kaise hai aap ?
Inka vese bhi kisi 1 se mann nahi bharta
Dekho ab to lalit ji ko v bura lg gya.. !
wow!!!!! What a sweet name!!!!!! Pancchi!!!!! Best one ha!!!!!!!
Kapil- badi dukh ki baat h itna ganda cmt diya mene aur tujhe fir v mera cmt under limit lga, shayad teri gf nhi h na esliye meri baat samajh nhi aayi, sry yaar me apne cmt se sharminda feel kr rha hu, bt tujhe prince ka ganda cmt samjhane ka yahi rashta tha,aur me kyo tumhase ghaswale ka naam lunga:(
kaliya- tu agli baar election jarur ladiyo m guarantee tum hi jitoge hehehe aur tumne bilkul thik kaha mujhe adat h dusro k bich me ghusne ki mera aur kaam nhi h naa bt tumlog v to kutte ki dum ho majbur karte ho bichme ghusne par
Bakwass joke
admin ji mere name se kisi or ne cmt diya tha
kaise ho ap sameer ji, sab thik toh hain na
kapil ji main lesbian nhi hoon, wo cmt maine nhi diya tha, or rahi darne ki baat toh ap ho tabhi toh darr lgta hain hehe
wanted ji kya hua hain apko jail se hospital kaise pahuch gaye, sab thik to hain na?
Raj bindass wo kya kaha aapne is site k k…. Hahahahaha
jay ji nice shyari thank u ji, kaise ho tussi, dhiraj ji ka dhyan thik se rakho ajkal unki najere kahi or ja rahi hain hehe
raavan ji shona k sath jyda kheli kheli ho rahi hain haaaan
psycho ab hum apko thnx nhi bolege, sirf shukriya bolegae hehehe
jack ji ap koun se ans ka wait ker rahe ho?
Rashii dekh mien hi tujhe sab ke naam se coment reply karta hoon:
Admin: Rashii tu to mujhse bat hi na kar,,
Samir: Mien bilkul thik hu rashii, tu suna, waise mien aajkal MBA= "Member of Bhikri Association" mien course kar raha hoon.
Kapil: Are tu lesbian nahi hai, mien hi bewakuf hoon, jo apne side mien itni achii aunty rehti hai aur tujhe bula raha hoon,,hehe
Wanted: mujhe jail mien chicken masala nahi dete isiliye mien jail chor diya, par wahaan to log jail chorne par bahut maarte hai,,,.
Raj: huhuhuhuhu……:'(
ravan: shona bilkul mast hai rashi tu bata kab shaadi karegi!!
jay: viru ne mujhe dhoka diya isiliye dhiraj se dosti kar raha hoon,, kuch raaz nahi pata hain mujhe aa batana chahengi kya?
physco: aap to mujhe bhul hi gayi, par mien aap ko kabhi nahi bhula, mien bilkul achaa hoon aap kaisi hai,,aaj kal pyaremohan ki mental problem check karta hoon, aajkal hindi se sanskrit bolne lage hain,,hehe
Kaliya(optional,bin bulaya mehmaan): apun boleto, bilkul maze mien kya.. abhi abhi ramghar waalon ko loot ke aaya hai, thakur ko rishwat khila khila ke apun ka dimag kharab horenla hai, sala aajkal akhaa 60% mangta hai chori ka maal se… baaki sab thik haich,tu bhi mast re,kya……hehe,,
Hehehe sirf bhukha kaha, aur kyo mujhe ganja karne k chakker me lagi ho is site me itne log hai sabne ek ek jute v marne suru kr diye to socho mere sir me kitna baal bachega hehe
RASHiI G Maine aapse puchha thha k mujse dosti kroge but koi responce nhi mila to maine socha kyun force kren kisi ko dosti k liye…
@ g aap ne mujhe yaad krne layak samjha
yahi km hai kya ?
thnx nd sukriya to jb tk dhadhkane hai
chalti hee rahengi !
Good joke
hi everybody
hi Rosy dear i miss u
hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho yaar tumne bhi aajkal bahoot Tarakki kar li hai par tum chand
par nahi jana nahi to hamara kya hoga
@ chinta mt karo ravan bhai , aap v chand pe chale jana !
are admin bhai kaise ho bro. mai yaar last week se kolkata me tha isliye cmt nahi de paya or panchhi ne aisa kon sa tufan khda kar diya jo vo sambhal nahi rahi vo to yaar bahut pyari bulbul hai jise har koi pakdna chahta hai par vo aise hi haath aane wali aakhir raavan ka bhi koi vajud hai
banjare mere bhai mai ekdam mast hu tum sunao kaise ho
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are ajuba bhai tu yaar gujrati me kya bol gya yaar tumhari ye language to mere sir ke upar se gyi
Mast hun yaar pr tu lanka chhod k kolkata kya krne chala gya bhai
Ups sory ravan ji aapne mitro kaha to muze laga gujrati hoge kyu ki dosto ko gujrati me mitro kehte he ok my mistek
Vese mene kaha tha ki me tan tana tan hu
Mitro punjabi mein bhi dost ko kahte hai re
Akele rehte hai armaan ki tarah.,
Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah.,
Is duniya se khushi ki ummid kya karna.,
Yaha to GHuM bhi log dete hai ehsaan ki tarha….!;-(
Gud 9t tc_______frnds
Good night admin ji n all frnds tc
can i say good night to u? I mean im not one of ur friend, thats why im asking for ur permission. Take care by
@jay kya baat hai aajkal…baatein nahi karte
@rashii di,..jay ko kucch samjhaiye…woh apne ko kya kya kahta hai
aapki scooty and lappy to thik hai na?? ha ha!
nice one
ya isha ur right, nice one.
nice one..
Hi Friends,
very gud I think this is the best way to sexy talk
at SS – sexy site
in SS – sexy seasion
wd SS – sexy sameer hehe
whats say….
ST = (SS)3 n more as sexy son,sexy song etc….
@KALIYA dekh RAAJ,PRINCE,PUNCHY and ADMIN ye sab log mere dost hain aur yaha hum jo b kehte hain ya karte hain use dil me nhi rakhte. tu is site pe naya hai tuje laga ki hum log seriously ek dusre ke piche pad gaye bt my dear aisa nhi hai hum dosto me jitni takrar hoti hai us se kahi jyada pyar b hai…….
kapil tu tension na le aur jaha tak mujhe shak hai ye Kaaliya Matrix hi hai
Ab tujhe ye kissnekha ki mien matrix hoon? Mien tumlogo ke coment padhta tha par coment naHi Karta tha. Ek din coment dene ka socha Tha to tab se comentz kae rah hu.
Kaaliya tu chahe jitna marji kala ho humne bhi apne shareer ko kala dhoop mein rah ke nahi kara
hehehe ye to Babhoot aur Raakh hai.. tabhi to hum baba hai
Mujhe v 1st din se shak h ye kaliya matrix h qki aate hi isne apna pehla cmt me pange lena suru kr diya, jaise kapil tu cute nhi fir tere ko advise bt ek baat k liye me abhi v doubtful hu, ye matrix to bachcha h itna samajhdar kaise ho gya kahin ye kisi ka kala lund se buddhiwardhak calcium to nhi le liya hehehe jo v me bs itna kehna chahunga agar aur calcium ki jarurat hoto me hu dost kab kaam aayenge aur dnt wry mera lund v kala h sara badan gora h pr pta nhi mera lund Q kala rah gya shayad isi din k liye hehehe lagta h mera pura jeevan nikal jayega dosto ki help karte karte
Admin bhai aapka shak nahi, ekdam conform hai kee ye Matrix hi hai…….
Baccha Matrix urf Kaliya (Kali Ga#d wale) ab teri hum sab milkar bajayege baja….hehehehe
HELLO Frnddddddddddss………9c joke.
sam bro quality jaa ri yar jokes ki ..
wow
Good joke
Waise admin bhai ye naye yug ki ladkia h
Ch**t bhi computer se chudwaye gi
Ha ha ha ha h h h h
hallo my all frnd how r u
Kapil bhai kaise ho
And all my frnd kya hal h
kuch to accha joke likho