Ladki Ke Mahnge Kapde

Ladki Apne Padosi Ladke Ko Bata Rahi Thhi

Ladki: “Meri Jeans 2500 Ki Hai, Shirt 2200 Ki Aur Shoes 3000 Ke Hai

Ladka: “Bas Kar Bhonsdi Ki, Pahle Chain Band Kar, 50 Rs Wali Phulon Wali Chaddi (Panty) Nazar Aa Rahi Hai

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 07 Dec 2010  101 Comments  25,754

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G: Meri Jeans 2500 Ki, Shirt 2200 Ki Or Jute 3000 K Hain. B: Bas Kar Bhosdi Ki Pehle Chain Band Kar 15 Rs Ki Phool Wali Chaddi Dikh Rhi Hai

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  101 Comments

    1. zakir says:

      divya aise gande ladke ka kya karna agar mai hota aur tumhari chain khuli hoti to mai nahi dekhta kiyonki mujhe khuli ladki pasand hai. na ki ca me dhaki

    2. zakir says:

      lekin ladkiyan dhaki hi achi lagti hai tum mere samne pura badan dhak kar aana ho sakta hai baad me khul jae

      1. divya says:

        arush yaar joke dhiyaan se padho chaddi 15 rs ki nhi 50 rs ki hai to bhaari hogi na jeans tight hogi to Chain band nhi ho rahi hogi

    1. Mausam says:

      Divya ji jab darwaja khula tha to dekhne me harz hi kya hai.aur wo to usne achha kiya ki usne bata diya nahi to pata nahi kitne log us DRASHYA RAS ka aanand lete rahte aur usko pata bhi nahi chalta.

      1. Mausam says:

        Chhhi kya kah rahi ho Divya ji Ratan ne chaddi nahi pahani hai.ye galat baat hai ratan aapne aur kisi ko nahi bataya iss baare me ki aap bina chaddi ke hi chale aaye.chalo koi baat nahi kal jaru pahan kar aana.ok good boy.

    2. Ratan says:

      KrazzyLife

      Teachar- "mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

      Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dekh..

      Fir btata hu tera future kya hoga

    3. manish says:

      diyvaaaaa januuuu tumne ye kaise soch lia ki mai tumhe comment nahi karunga,,,,,,tum to hamare vikas puri ki jaan ho yaar,,,,

    4. ritesh kolkata says:

      Divya ladki wohi chain wala nazara dikha kar hi to mehenge kapde laati thi.aur yehi chaal wo us ladke par v phek rahi thi.samjhiiiiii???

    5. Rakhi says:

      Divya be positiv yaar tum sahi ho Ganda insan bekar soch.

      [indian Boys to loser]

      its durty boys……………………………….so keep up and very good

    1. Mausam says:

      Hi Varun bhai kaise ho,theek ho na?bade kamaal ho yaar aapas me hi baate kar lete ho.

      us ladke ki soch gandi nahi hai ye socho ki usne use alert kar diya,nahi to wo ladki apna POST OFFICE khula chhod ke ghoom rahi thi(think positive yaar)

      waise nice joke.

    1. arush says:

      nahi @panchhijii.. saare ladke aise nahi hote hai……

      kuch ladken to aise bhi hote hai jo ca**i ke neeche bhi dekh lete hai…

      vo to hum jo sirf ch**i pe kaam chala rahe hai….

      hihihohoohoo………

      1. panchhi says:

        arrey to kya tum log chaddi ni pehnte ho kya arush???????

        or tum logo ko ladkiyo ki ch***i itni hi achhi lgti hai to ek kharid ke apne pass hi rakh liya karo yaaar…unse ladkiyo ki chain tk nazar ni pahochegi tumari ,samjhe?

    2. manish says:

      panchi dear ladke ak jaise nahi balki ladkiya ek jaisi hoti hai,,,,,exposee karti rehti hai bat bat pe

  1. Ratan says:

    Mausam tera thinking bilkul sahi hi, mai b wahi coment bej raha tha.. Keep it up! Always be +.. Wat do you do.. Am working fr a Medical cömpany.

  2. Mausam says:

    Santa Banta se-Yaar kal raat maine pahli baar apni biwi ki yaad bhulaane ke liye Bottle ka sahaara liya.

    Banta-Fir kya hua?

    Santa-Hua kay Bottle todni padi!

    Banta- Wo kyu?

    Santa-abe yaar mere LUND usme fas gayaa tha!!!!

    1. Ratan says:

      Divya dön't mind yaar.. Tumhe bura laga to phir ayse coment repeat nahi hoga.. Am serious.. Reply me.

  3. Rukhsana says:

    Ladkio ko Jeans pehenne ki zarurat hi kya hai.

    Yeh sab to western culture hai jo hamare Indian culture ko kharab kar chuka hai.

    Ladkiyon aur Aurton ko to Saadi aur Suit ke alaawa kuchh nahi pehenna chahiye.

    (Including Bra+Panty+Dupatta)

  4. Spicychick says:

    Kapil, mein ab hamesha k liye USA ja rahi hu, kabhi bhi vapas nahi aaungi, kal rat ko meri flight hai

  5. manish says:

    divyaa dear to main to a raha hun tumhare bank chai ,samose, diet coke,buiscuit,namkeen to ready rakhna hi,,,or kuch jo tumhe pasand ho wo bhi mangwa lena,,,,yuhuhahaha

    1. Ratan says:

      Rashii tumhe coment nahi kiya! is leye bura laga naa.. Sach batao.? Divya ko kyu mere kilaaf badka rahi ho?

  6. Ratan says:

    Frnds my tho is site p cömments padke yaha shamil hua hu.. Muje coment k badle coment karo thab admin ji b kush aur ham b.. Reply jor se do thaki koi aur coment karne s pehle soche.. Dimag lagao aur enjoy karo .. Thanx

  7. Pratap Singh says:

    RUKHSANA DARLING agar sabhi ladkiyan jean's pahanna band kar degi to hum unki tango(leg's)ka size kaise pata karenge or waise bhi belt me se hath dalne ka maza hi kuch or hai na ki nade me se hehehehehehe (DIVYA LOVE U BABY I MEAN boobs)hahahaha

  8. Ratan says:

    Divya tumhare sense of humour bahut achi hi.. Gr8.. I like it.. Chalo lets b friends.. Ok.. Par coments to ayse hi denaa.. Apne coment ka jawab miley tabi maza ayega na.

  9. kartik says:

    hi. Divya ak baat to hai ki larkiya apni tarif sunana jayada pasand karti hai par koi uski jalti nikal de to turant larko ki soch ko jalt bata dati hai …………..

  10. imran_snake says:

    sali ladki bhi chutia thi abey bolti saley sy ki tu bhi yehi pehanta hai jo rs yaad hai . and apart from that guy was really chaman chutia sala chance gawa baitha bachchodi ky chakkar mein.

  11. a.w.khan says:

    1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

    pappu : legs

    Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

    pappu: paisay

    Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

    pappu: neend puri karte hain

    girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

    ki wajah se roti hai?

    pappu : kaan main ched

    MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

  12. tarun says:

    gud joke nd nice comments by divya,panchi,ratan,ayush keep it up guys….nd well ladki humhare liye he expose karti hai so hum dekhte hai :P