Ladki Ke Naaz Aur Andaaz Par Shayari
Views: 33,273 - Posted on 16 Jun 2011
Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher.
Har Panty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai,
Ladki Ki Bra Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai,
Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki,
Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai.
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waah ustaad chodumal khan sa'ab
hehehehe mast shayri hai, lekin shauari ki last line aaj k time k hisab se shai nahi hai.
Aaj kal to Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki,
Tab tak Har Ladki Ka khwab hota hai ek khara lund.
Admin bhai jab hum “Recent comments” me kisi user ke comments ko full view karne k liye click karte hai to wo comments direct open ho jata hai, lekin problem tab aati hai jab kisi joke me jyada comments 2-3 pages me hai aur kisi user ne apna comment 1st page me kisi comment ka reply kiya hai to hum agar Recent comment me us comment ko view karne k liye uspar click kartey hai to wo comment nahi open hokar us joke ka last page open hota hai aur humko us comment ko search karna padta hai. Jisme bahut pareshani hoti hai aur kabi-kabi to humko wo comments hi nahi milta hai.
So bhai, hum users ki es problem ka koi solution ho to plz. Jald se jald esko solve karne ki kosish kijiye.
i will check it give me an example brother
Bhai example k liye ye Panchhi ka comment:
panchhy: on 2011-06-16 14:20:51 @ Study Karne Ka Best Tarika
i m finee n wt abt u,leader??
Bhai mai jab Recent comments me Panchhi ke es comment ko click kar raha hun to wo comments open na hokar joke ke comments ka last page open ho raha hai.
abe khul to raha hai yaar vo hi .. mene khol ke dekha sidha panchii ka comment aa gaya udta udta
Waise ye prob tab ati hai jab connection slow ho!
Admin bhai jay sahi bol raha hai bilkul aisa hi hota hai solve this provlem
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hi, all of u. ye hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ka kya matlab hota hai………
Santa ki gf ko dhaku utha le gaye. Logo ne us se kaha dhaku khatarnak hai khali hath mat zana gf ko bachane. Fir santa 2kg aam lekar gf ko bachane gya.
@jay hi!…how r u..
love is beyond of body
love is between 2 souls..
@Admin, kai ladko ne mujhe chaha..kai bole tumhein bas dekhne ka mann karta hai….but avi tak mr perfect nai mila..
admin kavi mujhe mat dekhna…ladkia bhool jaoge..
ek ladkne smooch karne ki koshish ki but woh handsome nai tha so i ignored him..
sale ko 2000rs deke chutkara paya…sala thopda nai dekha chala kiss karne…
@hi rashii di!! how s u??
Bhai agar ye bat hai to chal apna thobda dikha hi de, hum bhi to dekhe ki esa kya hai jo hume ldkiya bhul jayengi
Dhiraj mujhe v tera aur teri bhootani ka thobda dekhna hai….hehehe
Dhiraj,
People like yoU are found only once in a lifetime.
So yoU better take care of yourself because I don't want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend.
Hey Dhiraj!!!!!!!!
Chipa Na Sakoge Woh Aag Hu Main,
Bujha Na Sakoge Woh Mashaal Hu Mai,
Zara Chukar To Dekho Iss Naa Cheej Ko,
Jala Na Diya To Bujhi Hui Rakh Hu Mai…tc.
ha…..ha…..ha…….ha……..
sorry m using dese words
kavi thokar lagi hui c*** par thokar nai marna chahiye….courtesy DHIRAJ.
@Jay, kal to watt lagne se bach gayi…baat yeh hai kal mein bhartiya railway main baitha tha…us samya ladke ladkio mobile k memory card check ho rahe the u no blue images videos ..4 ladke pakde gaye 4 chante aur 200rs charge lage….battery disharge hone ki vajah se bach gaya…1000 se upar sexy male images thee…
waah ustad chodumal khan saab waah kya khoob farmaya aapne.
isse pahle wala comment jayada non veg ho gaya tha kya baba ji.
par maine isse bhi non veg commnt read kare hai yaha par.
Bhai tum khud ko saf rakho auru ko bolme de jo bolte hai tum mere apne ho isliye samjhata hun
baba ji maine aapko kitni baar samjhaya hai ki aisi baatein mat kiya karo,sachchi bata raha hoon kisi din pyar ho jayega or aap mere bachche k baap ban jaogay.
Mast Jok hai Bhai
Bilkul Sahi baat hogi…
jay bhai kesa hai
Kapil bhai mai to maze se hun, bash aap dosto ki yaad bahut aati hai.
Aap kaise hai, aur es samay kya kar rahey hai kee bahut busy rahte hai ???????
Dosti me dost dost ka khuda hota hai, ye ahsas tub hota hai jub dost dost se juda hota hai
Shivendra ji,
Dosti gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
Dosti nagma hai sunaneke liye.
Ye wo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahi,
Kyonki hosla chhaiye Dosti nibhane ke liye…..tc.
grttttt,
kabhi kabhi badbu v ata hain
Hey Dosto !!!!!!!
Apne Dil Ko Sambhalo
“Or So Jao”
Aansu Ankhon
Mein Chupa Lo
“Or So Jao”
Kuch Nahi Milta Ishq Mein Siwaya Es K
Gham Ki Barish
Mein Naha Lo
“Or So Jao”
Chor Do Ye
Raton Ko Dair
Tak Jagna
Us Ki Yaad Dil
Sy Mita Lo
“Or So Jao”
Ishq Mein Hamesha Bewafai Hi Hoti Hy
Ye Bat Zehen Me Bitha Lo
“Or So Jao”
¥Good night¥
Ya! it's true. Caause miene ise experiene kiya tha.
It's too, painful….
Dard-e-dil ki hum dawa nhi krte, wo khte hai hume bewafa jo khud kabhi kisi se vafa nhi krte, sazishe bagwa na ho to aashiyane zala nhi krte, khushi ki ummed rakh gam sada rha nhi krte.
@admin,…ha ha ha!!….
@jay…u r lovely..tc!
Mast hai