Ladki Ki Aatmkatha, Chudne Ki

Aaye Thhe Wo Itni Der Se Ki Mera Dil Jala Diya,
Pehle Kiwad Band Kiya Fir Deepak Ko Bujha Diya,

Pehle Khel Khelne Lage Mera Seena Tatolkar,
Fir Khel Khelne Lage Apna Underwear Kholkar,

Ek Jang Si Aisi Chid Gayi Mere Palang Par,
Gole Wali Top Rakh Di Usne Meri Surang Par

Yeh Tha Sirf 9 Minute Ka Mazaa,
Ab Bhog Rahi Hu 9 Mahine Ki Saza

9 Mahine Baad Ek Aisa Hoga Visfot,
Jo Ban Jayega Desh Ke Liye Ek Or Vote

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 02 Sep 2014  16 Comments  49,218

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Kaun Sa Shehar Hai Ye?
Bus Stand Par Bus Mein Se Ek Ladki Ne Bahar Khade Ladke Se Pucha. Ladki: "Kaun Sa Shehar Hai Ye?" Ladka Bola: "Apn

Aurto Ka Idea
American: "Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya

Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Main Hun Kya?
Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye, Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To T

Syani Beti Ka Syana Baap
Santa Ki Beti Chinki Ne Tang Aakar Ghar Se Bhagne Ka Faisla Kiya Aur Santa Se Boli Chinki: "Papa Kal Aapke Ghar Se Ek

100 Rupaye Akhir 100 Rupaye Hote Hai
Santa Aur Banta Ek Mele Mein Gaye. Wahan Ek Helicopter Aaya Hua Tha, Jo Mele Ka Chakkar Lagvane Ke 100 Rupaye Leta Tha.

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  16 Comments

  1. pearl says:

    @jay..
    main jaldi hi tumhein apni ek pyaari si tasveer mail karne wali..hoon..haha!..dekh k batana kaisa laga..usme rose and meri tasveer ek dusre mein samayi hogi..uske chikne gaal pe kiss jarur dena hahaha..i need ur also.

  2. kinshuk says:

    gud shayari maja aa gya
    @panchi ji hm bhi theek h ap kya krti ho
    @rashii all d bst for ur exams.
    @bheem ji itna hmare coll theek se ni khulte itna hm roj comm krege
    @dhiraj hmara fav actor h ranbeer kapoor aur apka aur hme sari actress bhi pasand nhi h. doodh aur vitamins hm lete h yr , tu w2h p kyu ni aata.
    and my all frnds how ru all?