Ladki Ko Batane Ka Tarika, Waah Re Pappu

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Se Bola

Santa: “Agar Apni Girlfriend Se Pehli Mulakat Mein Agar Tujko Su-Su Jana Ho To Kya Kahega?

Pappu: “Daddy Bolunga Ke Ek Special Dost Se Haath Milane Ja Raha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakaat Bahut Hi Jaldi Karvaunga Aur Tu Us Se Milkar Bahut Khush Hogi

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Snta: Apni GF Se 1st Time Me Tuje Susu Jana Ho To Kya Khega?. Papu: Bolunga 1 Khas Dost Se Hath Milane Ja Rha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakat Jaldi Karwaunga

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  1. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Hello my sweet fds,.. Panchi,dev,raj,admin,rashi,kajal,rana,wanted,shalu, jay.rosy how r u bebyss @wanted aap puch rehe the preet tum kaha ho hum to apke dil me hai jani.@RAHULg kya hal hai apke dear sory yaar apke coment ko jawab nai de saki me 2 din se bimar chal ri thi ab thick hun jan mene apko bhut mis kiya i miss u so much jan i love u

    1. Admin says:

      Hot Boy meri salah mein tu ek kam kar
      hehehe us aurat ki apne sath sax karte hue video and picture bana daal. aur usko uske pati ko dikhane ki damki se sari zindagi use karta rah hehehe
      aur rahi baat shadi ki to… jab us se krni ho to uske pati ko vo pic bej diyo aur khud gayab ho jaiyo
      Oar us video ko esa banaiyo ki uska pati dekhte hi talak de de
      Agar us nuska kaam kar jaye to Baba ke accound mein 1 lac rs donation ke jama kara diyo

      1. Ajuba says:

        Admin bro nuska to thik he lekin 1 lac donesn bhi de dega lekin

        sadi ke bad vo aapse 2 lakh mangega pakka ha ha ha ha likh liyo

      2. love boy says:

        hi…. frinds…………..
        i am new join your group and all dear friends. would you like friendship with me, i wait for u and ur response….

        thanks love

    2. Dev says:

      @preet dear kya ho gaya tha? …… @arush. bhai kaise ho? ye dhe dhe kaun hai saali nude pics dalti hai. cmmnt accha kiya tha. hahaha.. @shallu kaha kho gaye bhai. …. hi rahul lofar jay raavan raj panchhi kya haal aap sabke?

  2. Rahul(chdml) says:

    muje tho pappu santa ka bap lagta hai he he he.good joke.

    Admin bhai,preet,panchi,rashi,sheela,rosy,divya,kajal,sweta,anjali,atankwadi,lofar ,raj bindas,dabang,ravan,jay,dheraj,rana,mausam,wanted,anil,shallu,ratan,hot boy,dev, n all frnds kese ho sab.

    @dev bhai exam ki prepartn kesi chal rai hai.

    @chodumal(lofar)kab nipte ga mujse tu jaldi a wait kar ha hu tera.he he

    @ravan,wanted,mausam,raj bndas,rana,jay,dheraj,ratan,shalu,dabang kha ho sb.

    @panchi jan tu kha bhoot n tantrik ke chakar me padh gai he hehe.

    @rashi darlng tuje ku jalan ho rai hai,tu apni bta chaligi ki nai (na mat bolna pls) he he he.

    @sheela tm kha ho yar.

    @preet janu ab abijao yar,yar kuch pbm tho nai hai na,chalo me wait karha hu tmhara.mis u.

  3. atankwadi says:

    Wah Raj bindas teri ayyashi ke samne to lofar ki lofargiri bhi feeki najar aa rai ha. Par ye mat bhul ki ye haal akela tumahra hi nai balki dev ka bi ha aur mera bi hehehehehe

  4. Panchhi says:

    Hey welcome back PREET n SHEELA …ab kesi hai ap dono ki tbiyat?? @heheh RAHUL me bhoot aur tantrik k chakkar me ni padi hu wo dono mere chakkar me bhut n tantrik bn gye hai…heheh (bura mt manna raavan n lofar) aur dekho tumhari jaan aa gai … @RAJ ye btao lyf kesi chal rhi hai tumhari…football khelte ho k nai..?

  5. Lofar says:

    @Rahul Chodumal yar dost hu to kya hua aj tune apni upadhi lofar ko de di hai kal apni bb lofar ko dedega kya. yar danveer karan mat ban warna duniya badi chodu hai tera sab kuch kha pee jayenge aur dakar tak nahi lenge hahaha

    @Panchhi meri humsafar humnava so sweet of you dear tum sabi dosto ka kitna khayal rakhti ho i like you.

  6. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @preet janu thank god ki preet tm ai tho yar tme kitna yad kia kya tme pta hai,or tmhari tabiat kesi hai ab.tc.i lve u dear.

    @panchi jan wo agai na ab tho kuch karo dear

  7. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @lofar chodumal koi bat nai yar lelyo lekn me bi luga tri bibi ki dba ke ku ki tu mera frnd hai or mri adat hai agar kuch dta hu tho dhang se leta b hu. He he he.(dnt mne).

    @panchi jan tbi tho mri jan hai he he.

    @sheela kesi ho yar.

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    Nice joke

    @Atankwadi, acha tu taiyar rahiyo kyonki ek din tu sala bahut pachtane wala hai….

    @Panchhi – tumne football ka yaad dila diya ahhh.., football me school days me khela karta tha par ab nahi bt football meri nas nas (Evry nerves)me hai,mere jaisa gadha tumhe dhundne se nahi milega now a days me CAT exam ki preparation kar raha hu aur wo v MBA finance se karne k baad….

    @Rosy – tumhara pura dimag kharab ho chuka hai,tumhare comt aise aayenge expect nai kiya tha, ohhh how dirty u r, itna ganda itna gandaaa, shit shit damshit

    @Rashiiji- aap ko kaise bhul sakta hu par darta hu kahin aap hame na bhul sake to he he he he

    1. Rahul(chdml) says:

      @sexy sheela kya hal tmhare dear or hmari yad ai ki nai.

      @preet janu sun ke ache laga ki tmhari tabiyat thk. Or tm sab ke dil me rha ke kya karogi me hu na apke dil me jan tho pbm kya hai.

  9. Sheela. says:

    Hey frnds thanku yar ap logo ne mujhe yad rkha.

    @panchhi my sweet frnd aplgo ki dua h ki mai thik ho gyi…. apko bhut miss kiya

    @rahul ji now i ok yar ap jese best fr. K hote mujhe kuch ni ho skta mujhe yad kiya ya ni

    @ravan ji apne b mujhe miss kiya h thanku so much this is 4 u ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

    @kpil,dev,lofar,jay, rana,ji mene ap sbko b bhut miss kiya….

    @admin ji apto mujhe bhul hi gye apne mujhe jra b yad ni kiya…

    @hey dabang my sweetu my janu i m sry dear apse itna dur rhi i miss u jan meri tbiyat khrab thi bt ab thik hu ap kha ho kya ab bhi busy ho jldi ajao i can't wait sona.

    I love u jan this is 4 u ummmmmmmhhhh..

  10. Dabang_007 says:

    hellooo frns….

    Gud joke but not up 2 the mark!!!

    @Sheela janu kya ho gaya aapki tabiyat ko???i will pray for u Jaan….get well soon…n I MISS U SOOOOOOOOOOOMUCH…Take care

  11. arush says:

    hiii…..shallu bhai kaha ho???main2-4 din kya chalaa gayaa tune bhi comment nahi diye….ye achhi baat nahiii….ab aa bhi jaaaaaa……….

    hiii….sam ……sorry bhai..main kal bina bataye chalaa gayaa tha..mujhe bahoot joro ki nrrnd aa rahi thi…….

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    hello frnds kya chal rha hai yaha par…kuch din ke liye side kya ho gaya tum log to manmani karne lage…….wese mene tum sabke comment padhe aur jiske comment muje achhe lage unke naam me niche likh rha hu,,,

    1.RANA…rana tune raaj ko jo money making wala reply diya ..bada mast tha..teri jagah me hota to me b yahi karta..hum logo ko bewkuf banane chala tha..gud very gud

    2.JAY,RAAJ BINDAS,lofer,ravan…ko special thanx jinhone meri absence me b muje yaad kiya..thanx frnds

    3.PANCHI..dekh liya na kisi ladke ko bhai kehne ka anjaam kya hota hai…wo to me tha jo chupchap seh leta tha.aur tum meri sahanshilta ka najayaz fayada utha ke lagatar bhai bolti rhi…tumne raaj bindas ko bhai bola..jise is site ke sabse badtamiz boy ka khitab mila hai..wo kese bardast karega.hope ki aage se tum kisi ladke ko bhai nhi bologi…

    4.ROSY …tumare dimag me dahi jam gayi hai kya …jo tum us bahu ko support kar rhi ho jo apni saas ko aisa reply kar rhi hai ki uski tango ke bich photo copy machine nhi lagi hai…are wo kahi aur muh kala karke aayi hai…aur tum usko support kar rhi ho tum se ye ummeed na thi

    5.WANTED yaar tera ANUJ aur DIYA k bich confusion karna..bahut hansi aayi muje

    6.KAJAL tume pata hai ki ADMIN ko bangali nhi aati fir b engoli me us se no. maag rhi ho

  13. Lofar says:

    @Rahul Chodumal yar tune kubool kar liya hai k tu sabko apni deta hai aur jisko deta hai uski phir daba k leta b hai matlab tu apne naam chodumal ko sarthak kar raha hai jio mere lal.

    @Ravan abi to Atankwadi ne Mi$$ile d b nai aur tu pahle hi gayab ho gaya kaha ho yar

    @Sheela Rashi Preet kaisi ho ap log

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Aye khuda karde us shaks ke hawale
    mujhko….
    .
    Ke apne seene se wo ek baar
    laga le
    mujhko…
    .
    Bikhar gaya hun main toot kar tukdo me…
    .
    De usse khbar ke aake
    sambhale
    mujhko…
    .
    Ya to uska saath de mujhko umar bhar
    ke liye…
    .
    Ya to chup chaap apne paas
    bula le
    mujhko…

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Humein koi Gam nahin tha Gam-e-ashiqi se pehle…

    Na thii dushmanii kisii se terii dostii se pehle…

    Hai ye merii badnaseebii tera kyaa qasoor iss mein…

    Tere Gam ne maar Dala mujhe zindagii se pehle…

    Mera pyaar jal raha hai aye chaand aaj chhup jaa…

    Kabhii pyaar tha hamein bhii terii chaandni se pehle…

    Main kabhii na muskurata jo mujhe ye khbar hoti mujhko…

    Ke hazaaron Gam milenge mujhe ik Khushii se pehle…

    Ye ajeeb imtehaan hai ke tumhii ko bhoolna hai…

    Mile kab they iss tarah ham tumhein bedilii se pehle…