Ladki Ko Paise Ka Rob Dene Se Pahle Soch Samajh Le
Views: 31,157 - Posted on 16 Sep 2012
Chinki Ki Class Mein Ek Ladka Aaya, Chinki Pe Rob Jhadne Ke Liye Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Ladka: “Meri Jeans 2000 Ki Hai, Meri Shirt 1500 Ki Hai, Mere Jute 2500 Ke Hai”
Chinki Ne Ye Suna Aur Usko Upar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Boli
Chinki: “Bhonsdi Ke Bas Kar, Pehle Jeans Ki Zip Band Karle Tera 20 Rupaye Ka Phoolon Wala Kachha Dikh Raha Hai“
Ye Ladki To Aaj Gayi Kaam Se, Pakka Maregi - Par Kyu? Aisa Kya Hua.. Pade Is Mast Joke MeinOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Ladkiyo Ke Bare Mein Ek Sach
Ladki Chahe Kitni Bhi Lambi Kyu Na Ho, Mutegi Toh Baith Kar Hi.- Santa Ki Confusion
Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mu ..- New Comments System
Hello Friends, Jaisa Ki Aap Dekh Rahe Honge Ki Site Pe Naya Comment System Shuru Hua Hai. Aaiye Iski ..- Look At Me Darling
Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite ..- Ladkiyo, Virginity Bachane Ka Sabse Acha Tarika
Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola. ..Hindi Version
चिंकी की क्लास में एक लड़का आया, चिंकी पे रोब झाड़ने के लिए उसके पास गया और बोला
लड़का: "मेरी जेंस 2000 की है, मेरी शर्ट 1500 की है, मेरे जूते 2500 के है"
चिंकी ने ये सुना और उसको ऊपर से नीचे तक देखा और बोली
चिंकी: "भोंसड़ी के बस कर, पहले जींस की जिप बंद करले तेरा 20 रुपये का फूलों वाला कच्छा दिख रहा है"
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Good joke
hi friendzz…. first of all Maine ek site banayi hai
********* just check out aap
nd plzzz kaise hai site ?abhi to bas home page hai ……
@ admin bro mine koi rule toda nahi kyuki waha kuch personal nahi nd feedback bhi nahi hai.
@lalitmagla ji aap sofe par baith kar pose diya hai na???? FB par?????
Aby meri photo dukaan ke 7h hai
agar aapne Singapore …address diya hai aur samana India. hai to wo aap ho????
Nahi aby wo meri nahi hai mere adress main ballabgarh ya faridabad hoga
Aby idhar aur site ka link dena b galat hai. And agar tum log fb pe ek dusre ke frnds banna chahte ho to thik hai. Main kich dino mein tum logo ko free kr dunga taki ek dusre ko facebool pe add kar sako. Wait for few days
Thanks admin isse hum sabhi visiter 1 dusre ko apna dost bana payenge or 1 dusre se apni khusi gum shair kar sakenge sabse pahle main teri id janna chahta hoon taki tujhe apni friendlist main ad ker sakun
Nd friends waha mera pic bhi hai effect diya hai but original hai…… check out …..!!!
iam posting this twice …..plzzz read it. .
@Navya suno mai us ladko me se nahi
hu jaisa tum samjh rahi ho
mera wo matlab nahi tha quality ke
bare me iam really sorry …..
mene tumhe Jo kuch bhi kaha honga
aur wo tumhe bura laga to mai mere
deep DIL SE sorry kahta hu kyuki mere
wajhse se kise bura lage mujhe bahot
guilty feel hota hai iam really sorryyy
…….. tumne bahot examples diye
indirectly priya ji ke through I really
appreciate that …..mujhe pata hai aise
ladke bhi hote hai….mai to bas tumhare
close aana chahta tha iss liye quality ki
baat ki …….sorry again …….Maine aaj
tak kise itni baar sorry nahi kaha <3
plzzz ab to baat Karo. …..plzz
Aby Dear, dont too honest in this world. B’coz straight trees are always choosen first for cutting…
good joke! vese aajkal is website ke comment box ko chat box bana rakha he commenters ne! yahi par setting kar rahe he sab ladke! बेवकुफ लङको! यहाँ nonvage jokes पढने कोई लङकी नहीं आती! “navya” “priya” सभी लङके हैं! हम सब users लङके हैं!
navya and priya are not boys they both are girls u got it chhorree!!
yanha ladkia bina cmnt diye bhi joke padhti hain!!
:tup
mein chore ki baat se kutch had tak sehmet hoon muje bhi yahi lagta ke sabhi ladke hai
:ho
:ho tujhe kya hua :mara :p
Name of Sex Minister World wide:
Name of Russian sex Minister-
Zaberdasti Boobpresski,
Srilankan sex Minister-
Suck MyLingam,
Chinese sex Minister-
Gand Soong Li,
Pakistan sex Minister-
Shake Myboob,
Indian sex Minister-
Chhedi Lal,
Kenya sex Minister-
Ogand me Bambu,
Sex Minister of America-
Mary Marlow,
Sex Minister of England-
Brown ass markele,
Sex Minister of Bangladesh-
Myboob aa shake hasina..
Sex Minister of S.Arabia-
Shake bin makchud abu da lullah.
hehehe hehehe…..nice joke. . Ravi bro how are you???
Aby bro main thik hu, Aap kaise ho?
Rply dene k liye Thanks
Aby apni pic clear karna kyonki mujhe doubt hai maine shayad tumhe dekha hai
Ravi Dear, its so nice n funny. thanjs for share it.
@aby, nice pic hai…jo meine apne dimag mein aisi pic tumhari bana li thi apne sixt sense se bilkul waise hi hai!!
thank you dhiraj dear… tumara headache kaisa hai????? raat 9:30 ya 9 baje aur ek mera pic uplode karunga Jo jyada clear honga wo bhi check karna….smart dikh raha hu na.hehehe..?? hehehehe
@aby cutie, bilkul check karunga.,,haan headeck 0.5percent rah gya hai :) … aur mein bataunga kitne handsome ho or kitne attractive tum… kyunki yeh gift straight ladko ko god nhi deta!!
tc!!
Dhiraj dear sorry aaj uploaded nahi kar.sakta kal karunga plzzz…..?????? good night … tc
My fav
Bachpan ka Zamana hota tha,
Khushiyon ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chaand ko paane ki,
Dil titli ka deewana hota tha.
Khabar nahi thi kuch subah ki,
Na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Wo thak haar ke aana school se,
Par khelne bhi jana hota tha.
Har khel me saathi hote the,
Har rishta nibhana hota tha.
Barish me ek kagaj ki kashti thi,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
Gum ki zubaan na hoti thi,
Na zakhmo ka paimana hota tha.
Ghar walo ka daatna har galti par,
Mammy ka manana hota tha.
Daadi ki kahani hoti thi,
Pariyo ka fasana hota tha.
Ab to nahi rahi wo zindagi,
Jaisa
BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Admin bro, lalit ji, dhiraj, deepak, Aby bro and all my frnds kaise ho aap sab
Kaise ho ravi tum kya karte ho
Lalitmangla ji i m fine, Main mumbai ka hu, bro maine post graduation kiya hai, aur computer course bhi, filhaal Berozgaar hu, job ki talaash hai, Aap sab ki dua rahi toh jaldi koi achha job mil jayega.
hai tyagi well done lagta hai mast ke yaar ho
Akky bro taarif ke liye shukriya.. :-)
hi!!
Hi dhiraj bro kaise ho?
Hello, Ravi bro, gud joke n nyc shayri…
iam also fine dear…!!
Arz kiya hai..
Raat Bhar Wo Aai Nahi, Aur Hum Hila Hila Kar So Gaye…
Raat Bhar Wo Aai Nahi, Aur Hum Hila Hila Kar So Gaye…
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Jo Hila Rahe The Wo Pankha Tha, Aur Jo Aai Nahi Wo Bijli Thi.
Sudhar Jao Kamino Kabhi To Achha Socha Karo. :-)
hahahahaha… ;-)
One True Line…
Maut To Naam Se Badnaam Hai Dost,
Varna Takleef To Jyada Zindagi Hi Deti Hai..
Hai ki nhi?
abhi lag raha hai…:(…!!
Hello Deepak, where r u 2day?
Lafz-e-ishq
Ek aas, Ek ehsas, Meri soch
Or
Bus TUM..!
Ek sawal, Ek majaal, Tumhara khayal
Or
Bus TUM..!
Ek baat, Ek sham, Tumhara sath
Or
Bus TUM..!
Ek dua, Ek faryad, Tumhari yaad
Or
Bus TUM..!
Mera junon, Mera sukoon
Bus TUM
Or
Bus TUM..!!
very good dear…..!
hahahahahaha…. good joke
hello,
Dhiraj dear,
Aby dear,
Lalit urf sonu ji,
Del bro,
Nitesh bro,
Hps bro.
Ravi bhai,
Anuj bro,
Prince bro,
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Priya ji,
Rashii ji,
Navya ji,
Sonam ji,
Prity ji,
Varsha ji,
Naina ji,
Al new n old frnds..hw r u..?
hello deepak ji …m fine n u ??
jab ‘M’ fine h toh ‘U’ b fine hoga hi… :P
hmmm
hii!! Deepak!! tc!!
aap jaise dosto ki dua se sahi salamt hai bhai …….aap kaise ho ……????????…??
deepak ji i’m 5n
NAVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kaha hooooooooooooooooooo ???????????????
Badi zor se Aawaz lagayi ja ri h…!!
han ji..wo dikh nahi rahi na thats why..jor se aawaj laga rahii hoon :(
Deepak mera naam sonu nahi hai na hi koi or nick naam hai mera pura name lalit mangla hai
Tum apna pura naam kyon nahi bata sakti tumhe kis baat ka darr hai
dar to kisi baat ka nahi.. bus sab idhr yahi name use karti hoon :)
@ravi bro m fine bro..ajkal bro tumhari shyari kaafi aa rahi hain bro..kafi acchi shayari kr lete ho bro…keep it up…ab mein bilkul thik hoon bro…tc!! and good night bro!!
hehehe…wah..! dear , gud cmnt, read kr k maza aya,
@Dear Deepak,..mujhe pasand nhi koi mujhe bro bole..i know thats ok..but i feel kinda bizzare..pata nhi…aisa lagta hai..jaise mein koi dusra hi person hoon…isliye better ki just call me Dhiraj or Dear thats it..km se km yanha par..baki log jo nhi jaante..i dont care about dem… so please dont call me bro…except girls!!!
Are doston kahan ho sabhi
ck your FB A/C. now,…
Jain sahab kahan gaye
Good Night Friends :) :)
Jab tumhe darr nahi to kyon pareshan hoti ho
Gud nyt dear,,,,
Swt drmz…
Deepak jain
hellooio deepak bro whatzzzzxz uuuupppp……..!!!!!”
yes lalit bro,
hello mr. Cool Aby bro,,, Aj kaha ho..mum. Or pune…
priya ji itne jaldi so rahi ho????
Aby kahan ho yaar
lalitmangla ji just aaya thoda busy ho gaya tha
……what’s going on???
nice joke. dhariyo wala kachha…
@Admin bro tumhari baat mai
Manta hu but iske piche logic kya
hai kyuki Maine waha kuch bhi
personal nahi diya nd kise dene
kuch freedom bhi nahi hai…!!!”…….
@lalitmangla ji kisi aur ko hi sent
ho gaya nd and kuch Dino se milte
hai admin bro ne kaha waise…….nd
pic kal clear karunga kyuki iam not
on PC iam on my cell okzz….
good night…- deeapk bro, Dhiraj
dear, Ravi bro, ,,……..
koi mujhe bata sakta hai chorre ne
Hindi me kya kaha font nahi chal
rahe iss liye…..
Usne kaha : yahan pe koi v ldki nhi hai.
Ldke ldkiyon k name se cmnt kr rhe hain.
Dear Rules are Rules… par jaldi hi bola to is problem ko solve kar dunga ;)
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kkkkooooooooiiiii
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hhhhaaaaaiiiiii???
deepak bro FB PE konsa pic hai aapka??
@deepak bro hmm iam in Bombay dear…:) FB par konsa pic hai ya kuch hint do na bro…
4 years ki choti si swt baby ka…
deepak bro lalitmangla ji ko mene add kar liya hai nd kal wo meri reaquest accept kar lenge to unke.list me se aap ko add kar lunga…….:)
Studied at -M*S University,
A**** Studied at ?????
ryt aby dear…
req sent just ….check out FB ……;)..
good night …..
i m in delhi…..admin mein car nahi la paya….so mein train mein jaunga ….tumse fir milunga……
aapne konsi car li hai …..??
aapne konsi car li hai …..?? nd h r u????
EON era + new li h …waise santro bhi h ….dono h ab..
congratulations eon mast dikhti hai…..
Lalit ji aap faridabad se h…..mein aaj noida k GIP mein tha…kal bhi hosakta h jaun…..
हलो मित्रो कैसे हो?मैँ यहा नया हुँ।क्या हो रहा है?
tyagi ymne bahut aacha likha
Lalit ji i m from chandigarh…..but works at badrinath
Vo mere khwab me aakar kaheti he muje har roz
Ankh bhar ker dekh liya kero kabhi
ab ankh to bhar atti h…….mager wo nazar nhi atti
touching lines del ji……
@Lalitmangla ji kya baat hai purple shirt me ……..:)….!
del bhai mein bhi FBD SE hoon jab bhi aaogey yours mooooooooost welcome kaho to aapna mob no. dal doon is site per
@deepak bro main bhi achhaa hoon bas aajkalh kuch wakat nahi mil paa raha hai..!
@deleted bhai gud shayri..!
Har Baar Woh Kyu..? Mujhe Chhor Jaata Hai Tanha…!
Mai Mazboot To Bahot Hun Magar Koi Pathhar To Nahi…!
how are you bro????hows study going on????
kabhi lafaz bhul jau kabhi baat bhul jau..
tujhe is qadar chahon ke apni zaat bhul jau..
utth ke tere paas se jo main chal diya..
jate huye khud ko tere paas bhool jau..!
Roye gA wO is Tarha mEri Lash Se Lipt kr,,,
Agar PehEle pata Hota To HuM kB k MaR Jate,,
gud mrng frnds…..
saale admin…tujhe kya card de kar bolna padega….cmts ka answer yani reply kyon nahi karta…..???
Deleted u already know ki main kuch din se kisi problem mein hun… isliye reply nahi kar pata. par tu apna number de fir aram se baat kara karenge na live hehehehehe
Aby kisi or ko to request nahi bhej di maine apni profil pic change ker di ab meri photo baniyan main hai ab tujhe aasani hogi
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