Ladki Ne Shayad Sprite Pee Thi
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Ladka Apni Premika Ko Lekar Ek Hotel Mein Gaya
Khana Peena Khane Ke Baad Jab Sone Ki Baari Aayi To Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha
Ladka: “Hello Darling, Nind Nahi Aa Rahi Hai Sex Ho Jaye?”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke Meri Choot Mein Kon Sa Teri Maan Loriyan Gaa Rahi Hai, Jo Tujhe Nind Aa Jayegi, Muthh Maar Aur So Ja”
Ladki Ne Shayad Sprite Pee Thi, Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwas …. :p
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लड़का अपनी प्रेमिका को लेकर एक होटल में गया
खाने पीने के बाद जब सोने की बारी आई तो लड़के ने लड़की को कहा
लड़का: "हेल्लो डार्लिंग, नींद नहीं आ रही है सेक्स हो जाये?"
लड़की गुस्से से: "अबे भोंसड़ी के मेरी चूत में कोन सा तेरी मां लोरियां गा रही है, जो तुझे नींद आ जाएगी, मुठ मार और सो जा"
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hmmmmmmmmmm………..okay joke.
@ Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favourite Dish & Drink?
MEERA: “Mother Of Potato” & “1 Leg Mango Juice”
Reporter: Main Samjha Nahi!?
MEERA: Oh My God! Ek To Tum Peoples Ko English Nahi Aati. Main Ne Kaha Mujhe “Langray Aam Ka Juice Or Aaloo Keema” Pasand Hai…
Ladko ke liye bhayank Joke :((
Abhi Is traf na Nigah kr,
Main Ghazal ki Palken sanwar lun ,,
Mera lafz lafz ho Aaina,
Tjhe Aainy me utar lun ,,
Main tmam Din ka thka hua,
Tu tmam shab ka jga hua ,,
Zara thehr ja isi Mor pr,
Tery sath Shaam guzaar lun ,,
Agar Aasma’n ki Numaishon me,
Mjhe b Izn-e-Qayam ho ,,
To Main motiyon ki dukaan se,
Teri baliyan, Tery haar lun ,,
Kai Ajnabi teri Raah k,
Mery paas se yun Guzar gye ,,
Jinhe dekh kr ye tarap hui,
Tera Naam le kr Pukaar lun……
….no.1 boy of the site..to whom i think is good and see the no!!
1.Deepak
2.samir
3.jay
4.prince- the bad guy
5.deleted
6.lalitmangle
7.nilesh
8.himanshoo
9.anuj
9.1.pankaj
10.admin
..but jay n samir are unforgettable!!..by the way..its my choice:)..based on their cmnts!!jaldi milenge!!
..for jay n samir..miss u n luv u forever ever ever!!
bolo to tumhari aur Jay ki shadi yahi karwa du ????????
i’m on 4. unbelievable… mujhe to laga tha main aaunga hi nai list mein….
buhuhuhu abe mere ko 10th pe b kyu rakha :((
taaki….bro tum sab upar waalo ki “G” maar sako… hehehehehe.
But prince yaar muje tumara baat par dout ha maine suna ha admin jay aur prince ke ilawa aur kisi ki gand nahi mar saka
hahahah 10 numberi…….
admin ki to maar lee
thnx bro. Thnk u soooo much…
Muje itna apnapan dene k liye…
Bro. Ap hi vo pehle shaqs ho jisne..is site pr mere pehle cmnt pr apna rply diya tha..or..ap k karan hi mai khud ko..is…admin bro ki duniy se jod paya…
Wese is site k hr bande ka cmnt hi is site ki jaan h…
Thnx…is site pr hamare st rehne k liye..
Good
arre admin english joke bhi hindi me comvert karke dena yaar
Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai… bolo kya? Dirty mind? It is TOOTH BRUSH.
Yaar ye joke add kar le
Uske baad kya hua suno
ladki ne jaise hi aisa kaha to ladke ko guss a gya aur bola
ladka:thik ha hotel ka half bill tum dena. Tabi ladki ne tapak se apne kapde utare aur boli
ladki: jaanu tum bhi na mazak ka bhi gusa maan jate ho
@anuj…thanx!!..tumne kucch sach to bola..meri shaadi..k liye ladka underconstruction hai…pata nhi kon hoga woh!!..agr mil jae to..i love him itna jitna use kisi dusri ladki ne kiya ho..kyunki pyaar ki kimat mujhe acchi tarh pata hai..sorry position thoda down ho gya..but you are also good boy!
@prince dear..aisa bilkul nhi sochte..tum bhi khass ho..kisi adhoore dil k liye..tc!!
@admin…kya krein..but tumhara reply jaankr accha laga..i pray to god..tumhe koi achhi si ladki mil jae..jisse nveg banana aata ho!!…bye the way ladke sabhi dil k acche hote hain..par kbhi bad circumstances unhein bura krne k liye majboor kr dete hain…kabhi kbhi lagta hai..i leave this love shove…and think there is no boys in this world..but then i think..kisi ka pyaar paane se jada kisi ko pyaar dene me khushi..ho..usse jada punya kya ho sakta hai…isliye phir se yeh dil mein pyaar umad jata hai!!..tc..aap logo ne mere list pe cmnt kia..uske liye bahut bahut dhanyawaad..dil se..isse mujhe yeh pata chala iss duniya mein abhi bhi..acche logo ka wajood hai..jo dusro ko samjhte hain..bajae apni hi manmani krte hain..so again.thank you sooo mucch!!..dil se..GOOD EVENING!!
Hehehe tu to meri jaan hai be, is site ki shaan hai.. tu vo sher hai jo sabse pahle aya tha aur abhi tak tika hai.. duniya badal gayi mausam badal par tu nahi badla..
:) Thanks for staying here …. With me <3
@Fiza… I’m a daily viewer of this site but i’d never comment on this before. I always see all comments but i’m really saying i never saw like this before. Kisi ka dil achcha ho na ho aapka dil bahut achcha hai aisa mujhe lagta hai, aur mera bhi yai manna hai ki kisi se agar pyar karo to puri jaan uspar nirchawar kardo. I liked your way of thinking. And hi to all users of this site..@admin@deleted@anuj@sonam@priya and all.
hahaha ladke ka to popat ho gya
are Jay ki jaan kaisi baate karti ho tum,,,, position se kya hota hai,,, jagah to dil me honi chahiye
JAISE DHAGA HO KOI TASHBEEH ME
AE SANAM
MERI SANSO KE DARMIYAN VAISE H TU
Ye Mashwara h
…………………..Pathar bna ke rakhna apne dil ko
gar ye Aaina hi rha
……………………….to jarur tutega
agar dil ko pathar bana liya to pyar b nahi hoga aur agar pyar nahi hoga to tutega kya ganta hehehe :p
YE JINDGI TO BAS EK LAMHA H
……………..SADIYAN GUZAR JATI HAIN ZRA ZRA KAR KE
HAR EK DWA TO NAKAM HO CHUKI HAI
……………….CHALO AB DEKHTE HAIN THODI C DUA KARKE
Kisi ne mujse kaha…
Aapki aankhe badi pyari lag rahi h….
To maine kaha…..
Ki baarish k baad mausam pyara ho hi jata hai…
hehehe galat hai be.. barish ke bad mausam pyara nahi suhana ho jata hai
chutiya shayar ka ek chutiya sher hehehe sorry kutta.. sher kahna iska apman hai :p
Sale kamine delet muje rula diya ye barish wala shere suna kar. Kisi din badla lunga rulane ka yaad rakhiyo.:-)
kisi din kya badla lega.. ye roj sham ko 6 baje ghar ke pas wale chonk pe G marwata hai tu bhi mar liyo.. hehehehehehe Bin Topi Wale Ke Ander Topi Dal Diyo :p hehehehehe
Mout to bas apne naam se hi badnaam hai
warna
taqlife to Zindgi me Mout se jyada hain.
Galat, kya pata maut ke baad takleefe jyada ho.
farak itna hai ki is baat ko koi aake bata na saka….
Burraaaaaaaaah aaj mujhe na roko aaj mene Pee li hai <3
Oye hoye munde nu
‘adiye da nasha chad gya shayri aah pad(read) ke ni’ releted punjabi song adiye da nasha chad gya darshan tere karke ni’
jyada jankari ke liye youtube par song name likh kar search karein
Ren de main punjabi hi haan… Jatt … te mainu punjabi puri aundi hai :p
ek gall yaad rakhi. Je jatt vigad gaya, billiya akkhan chh radku ;)
ab to tamnna hai dil ki,ki ab to mout hi aaye to achha hoga
roj roj yun teri yaadon me lamha lamha mujhse nahi mra jaata..
Bhonsdi ke tere jaise ashiq vakiye hi chutiya hote hai
Itna hi shonk hai amrne ka to khud kyu nahi mar jate sale
har bar aur har bat pe bolte hai ki maut tu aaja….. hahahahahaah
Kabhi maut se zindgi ka sauda na kar saka
tumhari yaado ko dil se juda na kar saka
Socha kayi baar bhula dun tumhe
Par kaise karu wo kaam jo khuda na kar saka….
Khuda ko badnam kar diya jab tu kuch kar na saka
galti to sirf teri hai jo tu use bula na saka,
aur mujhe dekh main use bula to saka
par ab tak kisi ka pyar na pa saka..
Buhuhuhuhuhu koi to de do pyar :( itni ladkiya hai idhar aur main akela hun
;)
nice one deleted g………
kya admin kyon frustration nikal raha h mere cmts par…..aaj pee li h lagta h tune…
kal baat karenge
heheheh mene aaj sprite pee hai be…. aur tere sath panga lene mein maja ata hai isliye tere comments ki mene MC/BC kari hehehehe
…hmmm!!..hahahaha!!..congratulations admin..first time tumhara cmnt meri diary mein add ho raha hai…!!..tum sabse khass isliye ho ki..tum nonvegpur k krta dhrta ho..tumne kai logo se milne ka,apni baate share krne ka,kucch khatti meethi baate krne ka..hanse hasaane ka..aur ek naye ehsaas krane ka mauka diya…isliye tum sabke liye special ho!!..no need to say thanks..kyunki tum admin ho!!..jiski wajh se hum yanha hai..take care!!..sweetdreams goodnight!!..
@anuj..tum itne old friend ho..tum to humesha dil mein rahoge!!..tc goodnight!!
anuj jay mera sabse accha dost hai ..woh mujhe pyaar krta hai..aur mein bhi..shaadi ki baat..hahaha!!..shaadi koi badi cheej nhi hai..woh meri yaado aur dilo dimaag mein amar ho gya..aur usne mujhe amar kr liya aur kya chahiye..!!!..uski khushi meri khushi..duniya badal jaegi..par hum dono ka hum dono k liye pyaar kbhi nhi badlega..aur bhi kai dost hai..jo yaad rahenge..!!tc good night!!
Gud….. tum yaha ke sbse mast user ho…bahat aaye bahat gye but tum wahi ho wahi rehna weldne :)
If u get dese lines, den u can change a lot in lyf-
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“Do not get upset wid people or situations.
Both r powerless wd’out ur reaction”
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..Dear deepak..u r good and great!!..i can sense u from ur commnts!!..u r alwaez welcome…u r cool,lovely,friendly,heartly,loveable,n many more..i like u dear!!
..tum bhi mujhe humesha k liye yaad rahoge!!!..tumhari apni inn khashiyato ki wajah se!!..sweetluckynight!!!
ye sb sun na kitna common lgta h na..
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Ap kaise ho..?
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Ap kya kr rahe ho?
.
Aj apka din kaisa raha.?
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Chalo..toh..aj mai ap se kuch or puchta hu….
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Kya aj ap MUSKURAYE…?
Agare ans nh h.. To…abhi ye kaam karo…
1 br khul kr muskurao….
Or mai ye chahta hu..ki…ap sb….jo muje apna dost mante h… Roz..kam se kam 1 br muskuraenge….or ye..ap mere liye karenge….
yaar admin tum old jokes kyuu bhejte ho ?
mujhe to dukh hota hai in logo pe k ye itne ghatiya joke pe b commnt karete hain
to tu mat kara kar… aur na hi pada kar… mere pass ese hi jokes hai padne hai padd nahi to jo sites naye jokes deti hai udhar jaa
ek baat batao k tum chori kiye sms
dete ho aur apna naam kamate ho ?
ye to galat hai yaar
apne joke khud banao to baat samajh me aaye naa
tumhare paas nahi ho koi joke to mujse bol dena me send kar dunga
ok
Mujhe bas us jagha ka naam bata jidhar ek dusre ke churaye SMS nahi milte..
And just tell me Baba Saxidas aur Chinki and khas kar pappu ko kon janta tha… mere se pahle
Baat chori ki nahi hai bachha, chori akal se ki jaye vo kafi hai..aur aisa nahi hai idhar kam se kam 25% jokes mere hi banaye hai guranteed.
And tu jo jokes send kar raha hai vo konsa tune khud banaye hai dear…. bole to jitne bhi jhokes you are sending already in my factory…
Hindi movies ke gaane bade chaav se khush hoke sunte ho, mere se puchna ek ek hit song india ka kidhar se chori hua hai main bataunga… with saboot and the original version.
Last baat – Sirf tum logo ke liye jokes dalta hun… site hi chalani hoti to aur sites ki tarha week mein 1 b dal deta to chalta..
So it is better ki dont fuck with me regarding my work..
Lady Techer – Bachho, batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark he?
1 Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori….
admin to kal IPL style mein cmts k answer kar raha tha…..
admin mein kisi ki bhi baat ka bura nahi manta….tujhe mazaa aya bahut aachi baat h…mere cmts safal hue….
nilesh kaha h be tu
Anuj tum W2H par to mujh se bahut chat karte the M.Tech wale…
@Dear deepak,..sure i will smile..but uske liye.tumhara naam yaad aana jaruri hai..aur beshak tumhara naam..i will remember..till last breath of my life..but uske liye tumhe bhi wada krna hoga..ki tum bhi mmujhe yaad krke muskuraoge…if u mistaknly hit me in your mind..:)TCre!
@anuj,..i can try..but cant promise…thank you:)TCre!
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