Ladki Patane Ka Latest Idea
Views: 41,163 - Posted on 21 Jul 2011
Pappu Vella Betha Kuch Na Kuch Schemes Hi Sohta Rahta Thha
Ese Hi Ek Din Usne Phone Uthaya Aur Ek Ladki Ka Number Dial Kiya
Ladki Ne Jaisi Hi Phone Uthaya, Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Munna Hai?”
Ladki Boli: “Nahi Hai”
Pappu: “Mujh Se Chudva Le Ho Jayega“
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hehehehe Admin ye shayd mera wala joke hai na.. Bahat badhiya bana diye yar
Panchhy
mithi chhuri ki winner to tuhi bne gi,,chahe ish k liye mujhe apni joru panchhy ka publicity hi kyun n krna pre
aur yar admn n is show k liye pure 15 rupye mehantana diya h aur sath m aj rat WAY 2 HEART resturent m diner free pure famly k sath ,
is khusi m maine kl s kuch v nhi khaya h tu v aj kuch mt khayyo,aur sath m apna ,,tilu ,,pilu,,ko khub potty kra k ouska pet khali rakhiyo,
taki aj diner p hm sbhi pet fula fula k resturent ka sara khana kha jayenge aur m admn k fate hue gand p khub chuna laga jayenge
JPR
My Votes goes with Panchhi
hahahaha nice joke yar.
hahahahahahahahahahaha………Wah !!!! rey Pappu tumne kishi Anjan ladki se baat karne ka bahut acchi idea diya hai…….maza aa gaya………..hehehehehe
Ye Letter meri Girl friend ke liye hai.
Plz. koi bhi mera frnds es letter ko mat padhna……
Meri Kabootari mai Aaj tum se nahi Mil sakta, quki
Pahley bhi papa ney Mujhe pakar liya thaa tumhary sath,
Or Ab agar tumhari mammi ney pakar Liya to wo mujhey mar daleygi,
Es sey behter hai ki tum apne bhai jo is wqt mera letter parh rha hai us ko smjawo k Bahnoi (JiJa Ji) ke Love letter nahi parhtey hai:P
Dhiraj yaar gud am.
DIL Me ab teri chaht k siwa kuch v nahi
Zindagi me ab teri yad k siwa kuch v nahi
Mai Aaj tujhe tohfe me kiya dun Merey dost
Meri pent me “L*RAY” k siwa kuch v nahi..!
Agar tumko Eatraaz na ho to mai tumharey surkh Lal Gulabi Gaalon par kiss de sakta hun ???????
hahaha ye pappu sala bada harami nikla hahahaha
Admn
yar 1 batayyo ki tu akela hi hm sb k liye jok bnata h,aur cmnt publis krta h,,way 2 heart p baba bn k aata h,,
kya yar tu sara din computer pr hi rahta,,,ya hm logon k tarah apne doston s milna,,aur kabhi kabhi movi dekhna,,ye sb krta h ya nhi,,
AGAR NHI to mere yar ish se tera gand fat k darbajja lg jayega,,agr ho ske to 1 staf rkh l mere yar,,,
bcoz ur work is very hard yar
JPR
Samir chalo kisi ne to apno wala question pucha.
1st- haan main akela hi kaam karta hun, joke banana, cmt publish krna, w2h par rahna, wallpapers banana, shers dalna (aur bhi to sites hai na janeman)
2nd- haan main sara din computer par hi betha rahta hun, mere aaj se 3 yrs pahle hazaro dost thhe, par aaj ek bhi nahi hai.. socha thha quantity mein dost banane ki jagha quality dost bana lunga jo beshak kam ho, par na quantity rahi na quality.
Rahi baat movies dekhne ki ghumne firne ki to bhai ye sab karne ke liye koi apna close hona chahiye, na GF hai na Dost.. jo 2 3 hai dost vo bechare mere jitne hi busy hai aur yaha mere pass nahi rahte… Uper se na hamara koi bhai hai na bahan hai…. :(
3rd- Chinta na kar, ghar bethe tum jaisi bhai log apun ko mile hai to bahar sadko pe dakke kahe ki khane, aur vese b admin ki gand fatt ke darwaja nahi banti… tum logo ki duaye mere sath hai yaar to kahe ka darna
Anyways bahut acha laga jan kar ki kisi ne hamari zindagi ki kitab bhi kholi… par bhonsdi ke meri kitab mein se ek page gayab hai jispe aaj tak mene har ladki ke contact details likhi thhi… pls vo page vapis kar de sale nahi to samajh mein maaara gaya :(
Sorry Bhai maine hamesha teri pent hi kholi hai teri marney k liye, Yaar Kabhi Teri Kitaab nahi kholi kyuki Jabse hosh sambhala ye Sali Kitab hi hath me aa gayi aur Aaj tak esko kolatey padhtey jee ub gaya hai, Lekin bhai Aaj teri kitab ke kuch Ansh ko padne ke baad Ankho me Anshu aa gaye. Yaar tumne humari khushi ke liye Apni Chikani aur Rasheeli Gand ki bhi parwaah nahi kiye aur uski bhi kurbani de diya hai.
Bhai humko Maaf kar dena kyuki humne kabhi tere Dard ki Kalpna bhi nahi kiya ki humko Khush karney ke liye tum kitana Dard uthatey ho.
Hmmmmm
admn yani tu eklauta h,,,chal tujhe v koi eklauti lrki melegi,,,jo wo apne pure khandan m eklauti hogi,,,taki tu sali k liye khub tarse,,,,hehe
aur yar tere pas pure 2 darzan syt ho taki tu syt dekh dekh k tere gand fut k chithre chithre ho jayen,tb m tere sare chithre ko jma kr pahle jaisa chikna gand si dunga yar,,m gand sine aur farne m bada expert hu yar,jb v tera gand fate hamre yad kr liyo,
aur yar wo mal k phon num wala page tujhe ab nhi milega,bcoz tujhe ab lrki m intrest nhi rha aur tu bhosri k hr time apna luna nikal k jay,anuj,wanted,matrix,,,,,aur pta nhi kitno ko gand marte rhta h,
GANDMAR,,aur chala mal ptane,,
aur yar kuchh v kh mst mst mal ka num h ousme,,ab m bari bari s msti karunga,bcoz i m chutmar
JPR
abe dhayan se unmein kuch gay ladke bhi thhe kahi vo teri gand na fad dale…un ladk ki bookinh special Jay ke liye thhi…… main batana nahi chahta tha par Jay Dhiraj ko dokha de raha hai kisi aur se marwa ke…
Kyu be tujhe apna Naam batane me Shram aa rahi hai, Dhiraj ko tu kya batayega usko Maloom hai ki Jay es time Admin ki Marney me busy hai.
Haan admin ki to roz marta hai vo b muth
hmmmmmmmmmmm chal koi baat nahi tum yahi sochkar khush raho ki mai teri muth marta hun Gand nahi………
PaaPu ne tho Raita Faila diya
@jay,..tumhari mujhe har cheej qabool hai….tumhara gussa, tumhari galiyan…agar meri jaan bhi lelo woh bhi qabool hai…bus khuda tumhari saari aarzoo puri kare bus yehi meri tamanna hai….khuda hafiz!!
Girls hostel ki lite 3days se gayab thi. Hostel ki madam badi pareshan thi. Akhir usne bizli house fon kiya or boli
madam: sir, hostal me 3 din tak ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi ha ab to koi admi bej do. P
@Prince…my lovely…tum kya de rahe ho mujhe tohfe mein…
1..motorbike pe longdrive..or
2..ek pyaara sa kiss..
3..park mein baith k tumse pyaari baatein
4..tumhare saath dinner..or
5..ek lovely greeting card…tc my lovely!.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Ye Sab Possible Hain. Chalo Sab Deta Hoo.
@jay…tumse bus ek khwahish hai meri…mujhe zindagi mein kabi kabi mat bhulna….plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! kabi mat bhulna…please…..u will be my love…forever……not for 7 births..for countless year i will love u and miss u…..mujhe agar tumme kucch dikhta hai to woh hai bus pyaar n nothing else….love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! miss u!!..tc my something more than anythingggggggggg!!!!..love u..muaah!!..miss u!!
Abe chup ho jaa Ab aur kuch mat kahna, Aaj tere pyar ko dekhkar mai to roo hi raha hun sath me mera pappu bhi rone laga hai…………huhuhuhu
nahi jaana mujhe mandir…masjid…ya gurudwara ya church…
mera asli khuda mera pyaar hai….he is my love he is my god…he is my everything…my god is mylove….my religion is my love…
sala kamina papu ne watse IDEA jhakas diya .hehehehehe
Panchhy ji mera vote aap ko jata hai,aap yeahan ki partigya ho,
samir bhai aap yehan k krishna ho,
aap dono ka ruthna manana bada achha lagta hai,ekdam partigya sereal k tarah
@ admin: arey yaar samir aur jay tum log kyun aaj bechare admin ki le raho ho. Pehle bechare ki computer ke saamne baith kar gaa*d ab gadda ho gayi hai. He heeh…;)
ha ha ha, pappu ne to mar ladki ki,
hai main hu mohan verma agar aapko ladki patane me problems aa rahi hai to aap mjhse samperk kare