Ladki Samajh Ke Kuch Bhi Bol Doge Kya?

Views: 46,119 - Posted on 26 May 2012
"Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiyo Ko Kamjor Samajh Ke Kuch Bhi Bol Dete Hai, Aisa Hi Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ke Sath Kiya.. Par Apni Chinki Bhi Koi Kam Thode Thi. Int Ka Jawab Pathar Se Diya."

Chinki Ne College Ki Class Mein Enter Kiya To Usne Dekha Ki Uski Seat Pe Ek Ladka Betha Tha

Chinki Ne Usko Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Bhai Saab, Aap Meri Seat Par Bethe Hai”

Ladke Ne Apne Liye Bhai Shabd Suna To Gusse Mein Chinki Ko Bola

Ladka: “Main Tumhara Bhai Kaise? Mere Baap Ne To Kabhi Tumhari Maan Ko Touch Bhi Nahi Kiya

Chinki Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya: “Lekin Mere Baap Ne To Kiya Tha Tumhari Maan Ko

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Hindi Version

चिंकी ने कॉलेज की क्लास में एन्टर किया तो उसने देखा की उसकी सीट पे एक लड़का बेठा था

चिंकी ने उसको बड़े प्यार से बोला: "भाई साब, आप मेरी सीट पर बेठे है"

लड़के ने अपने लिए भाई शब्द सुना तो गुस्से में चिंकी को बोला

लड़का: "मैं तुम्हारा भाई कैसे? मेरे बाप ने तो कभी तुम्हारी मां को टच भी नहीं किया"

चिंकी ने मुस्कुरा के जवाब दिया: "लेकिन मेरे बाप ने तो किया था तुम्हारी मां को"

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53 Responses to "Ladki Samajh Ke Kuch Bhi Bol Doge Kya?"

  1. navya says:

    gudgirl solid rply ldke ki to wat lg gyi

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  3. Anuj says:

    ehehehhehehehehhehe mast

  4. Sujeet says:

    Chinki bahan to aakhir pappu ki hai na…..

  5. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe……….

  6. ãØK Gupta says:

    Admin yaar aap to bilkul sudhar chuke ho. Ab aesa bhi mat karo ki joke nveg hi na lage. Kyon dosto sahi hai na. All users rply plzzz

    • Admin says:

      Esa kuch nahi hai.. is joke mein gali ka koi matlab nahi tha aur na hi l*nd Ch*t ka… so isliye nahi likha :p

      • Himanshu.the.DON says:

        Admin yaar itni v na-insafi mat kar. Lund chut word to khuda ki den hain. Use use karna band kardega to hamare sath sath bagwan v naraj ho jaega

  7. Jay ♥ says:

    hi dhiraj n dear all frnds gud morning!!!!!

    @Dhiraj, Tumharay Bina Zindagi Mai Hai Sannata
    Tum He Mera Kabab Tumhi Mera Paratha.

    Ye Dil To Ho Gaya Tum Pe Lattu
    Tumhi To Ho Meray Besan K Laddu.

    Ab To Dekta hu Tumharay Hi Dream
    Tumhi To Ho Meri Chapati ke creem.

    Jo Tum Ho Saath To Her Shaam Hai Suhani
    Tum He To ho Meri Lazeez Biryani :P

  8. deleted says:

    Ye joke iss site par pahle bhi driver and malik wla tha

    • Admin says:

      hahaha yes and already bus mein seat ke piche bhi yahi bat hui thi vo b hai..

      vo kya hai chinki ki mail aayi thi ki yaar mera joke dal na to mene dal diya

  9. Barun shah says:

    Bakwas joke maaja nahi aaya i think admin non veg joke ko veg joke bana nye main tula hai.

  10. ãØK Gupta says:

    Is site ki ek ladki hai jo muze kabhi rply nhi deti. Agar me uske cmnt ka rply deta hun tb bhi nhi. Uska naam hai ………. *****
    baaki all users bahut achchhe hain.

  11. Jay ♥ says:

    Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai
    Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai
    Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
    Jaane Aaj Kiski Yaad Aayi Hai.

    Bechain Shaam Ko Udaas Raat Ne Aawaaz Lagayi Hai
    Koi Bhooli Hui Baat Phir Yaad Aayi Hai
    Dard Uthha Hai Aaj Phir Seene Mein Mere
    Jaane Kisne Chott Lagayi Hai.

    Apna Samajh Kar Har Khushi Uspe Lutayi Hai
    Badle Mein Chaha Pyar Toh Mili Bewafai Hai
    Hue Iss Kadar Rusva Hum Ki
    Aaj Khud Pe Sharam Aayi Hai.

    Uske Intezar Mein Baithi Meri Parchhai Hai
    Kuch Sochkar Aaj Phir Aankh Bhar Aayi Hai
    Jal Rahi Thi Shama Bade Shaan Se
    Jaane Kisne Aakar Bujhayi Hai.

    Aaj Wahi Taarikh Lautkar Phir Aayi Hai
    Par Wo Nahin Saath Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai
    Yahi Sochenge Umr Bhar Ki
    Kyon Usne Ki Meri Rusvai Hai.

    Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
    Koi Baat Aaj Phir Yaad Aayi Hai.

  12. Jay ♥ says:

    Hey Dosto!!
    Zindagi Ka Raaz Tanhaai Me Paa Liya,
    Jiska Gum Mila Apna Bana Liya.

    Hamara Gum Sunne Ko Jab Koi Na Mila,
    Samne Rakha Aaina Or Khud Ko Suna Diya.

  13. zeeshan says:

    yaar ldkiya itna kab se bolne lagi…..??!??

  14. Natasha says:

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  15. Natasha says:

    Any bdy wanna mk frndshp wid me?????????????????????

    • ãØK Gupta says:

      Most Wellcome Dear NATASHA . Lekin me aapse frndship nahi kar rha hun. Meri koi gf nhi hai, yahi meri tensn hai. Can u help me.

  16. Rajat says:

    Natasha mujse freindship karogi kya

  17. Rajat says:

    Navya ap star plus vali navya ho kya

  18. zeeshan says:

    hi nuts…..:-!

  19. deleted says:

    Admin how are you ?
    Nilesh aaj to tum nazar nahi aaye

    • Admin says:

      deleted aaaj tune mera haal kaise puch liya be

      vese main badiya hun mast hun… tum sunao kaise ho… topi mili ya nahi

  20. Raj says:

    Hi Natasha…

  21. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Good joke

  22. deepak says:

    gud joke….

  23. deleted says:

    Alok gupta
    rajat
    Ye koi ladka h Jo tum logon ko bewakof bna raha h ….NATASHA k naam se

    • ãØK Gupta says:

      Deleted bro u r 2 intelligent. Muze b aesa lgta hai. So mene frndsip nhi ki sirf help maangi. Kyonki ADMIN ne to meri help nhi ki. Gud nyt.

  24. JRS says:

    Kuch b kaho joke to acha hi tha hamko hasne se matlb h na ki ladne se

    to sirf haso lado nahi

  25. Dhiraj* says:

    @jay…,mein tum se bahut kucch khne wala tha but bhool gya…jo socha tha meine..bus ek cheej khna hai…iss dosti aur pyaar ki majbooti…itni majboot ho ki..duniya ki koi taqat isse tod naa sake…mein tum par koi shaq nhi karunga..kyunki mujhe khud se bhi jada tum par vishwash…mein tumse door hoke tumhe miss jarur krunga lekin…tumse meri itni baate mulaqate ho chuki hain…jo mujhe har pal yaad rahengi!!..aaj jada kucch nhi hai khne k liye mere pass..par tum mere liye apne naam ki tarah jay rahoge…good night!!
    @Delete..koi ladka ladki k naam se aata hai..to woh bahut galat baat hai..kyunki bhole bhaale unke female name se latto ho jaenge..aur woh dhokha pe dhokha deta rahega…bhagwaan bhala kre aise ladko ka!!…nilesh shayd ab naa aae..pata nhi..

  26. lucifer'z devill says:

    hahahaaaa nice one sameer!!!!!!

  27. ãØK Gupta says:

    Pta nhi boyz girls ke name se site pr q aate hain.

  28. Dhiraj* says:

    …..TO EVERY BOYS
    …yanha kisi ladki se dil naa lagao..
    …kyunki yeh ladkia ki validity i week tak hoti hai..
    …agar dil lagana hai to meri bhootni se lagao..jo friendship ki gaurentee deti hai but love ya g.f ki nhi:)….
    QUALITIES OF MY BHOOTNI…UNMATCHED QUALITY..jay tum bhi sun lo:)
    1.sexy
    2.hot
    3.stylish
    4.power of sense
    5.bhaw nhi khati
    6.injustice bear nhi krti
    7.dost k liye apni jaan nhi degi..but uski jaan bachane k liye kucch bhi kregi
    8.knows dancing
    9.peace lover
    10.hates characterless boys n girls
    11.like good boys n good girls
    12.loves only one boy…
    13.best friend of one boy of dis site
    14.she loves being bhootni..rather than girl
    15.shes of very shy nature ..but very strict
    16.usse pasand hai har handsome ladko ko dekhna..but woh sirf ek ki hona chahti hai..
    …but woh mere kabje mein hai..taqi woh galat raaste pe naa bhatak jaae..lekin ab woh thoda carefull ho chuki hai..woh bhootni mein hi khubsurat hai..anywez.good night friends!!
    …one more thing about her my bhootni…usse koi phrk nhi padta koi ladka usse pucchta hai ya nhi…lekin usse iska phrk jarur padta hai ki jisse woh pyaar krti hai..uske liye uska pyaar km na ho jae!!
    ….jin jin ladko ne yeh padha…woh meri bhootni se kripya door rahein…except Jay!!

  29. ãØK Gupta says:

    Sb k sb natasha k pichhe pd gaye mere alawa.

  30. ãØK Gupta says:

    Gud nyt dosto.

  31. push says:

    hi
    gand faad di ladke ki

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