Ladki Se Aisa Kaise Karvaye?

Views: 35,373 - Posted on 18 May 2012

Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,

Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,

Phir Muh Mein Le,

To Iske Liye Aap

……….. Panipuri Becho.

Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

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अगर आप चाहते है की,

लड़की पहले हाथ में ले,

फिर मुह में ले,

तो इसके लिए आप ........... पानीपूरी बेचो.

सोच बदलो देश बदलेगा.

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28 Responses to "Ladki Se Aisa Kaise Karvaye?"

  1. salman says:

    aur agar chuswana bhi ho to saath me lolipoop bhi bechna shuru kardo

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    ri8 gud mrng frndz…
    Hw r u all…???

  3. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Sorry doston main kai dinon se coment nahi kar paya kyonki dr ke pass mere chakkar lag rahe the kal meri naak ka opretion hai kyonki mujhe sanse lene main dikkat hoti thi

    • Admin says:

      hmm. Best of Luck fir

      vese main tujhe iska ilaz bina operation ke bata deta hehehehehh muh se saans le liya kar ;)

  5. Prity saxena says:

    Faltu

  6. rajesh says:

    Admin ji me joke submit kar rha hu par joke submit nahi ho
    rhe.

    • Admin says:

      Rajesh bhai kya problem aa rahi hai??? aur kidhar se joke submit kar rahe ho

      • rajesh says:

        Bhai ji mere joke submit ho gaya hai aur aap ne jo red word
        me joke submit karne ka option diya hai usi me joke submit kiya
        Mene apna kam kar diya hai ab us me khub masala laga k
        tardka lagak jaldi se jaldi post kar do.

  7. deepak says:

    hehehehe…gud joke…
    Wese jyada aasan tarika h…ap PRASAD baantna shuru kr do…hehehehe.. prashad b ladki pahle hath or fir muh me legi..or chaho to sidha muh me b de skte ho.
    Hehehe..PRASAD…

  8. devendr says:

    pani puri nuksaan karegi. kyoki bahar ki cheeze khana bura hota h hehehehehehe

    andar ki cheez(lund) do
    health bhi taste bhi

    soch badlo desh badlega….. hehehehehehehe

  9. deleted says:

    Admin kyon garib ka mazak uda raha h bas jo pocket ne allow ki wo wali tablet le li …reliance ki h 13000 ki li h cover extra ….

    • Admin says:

      abe bhonsdi ke main majak nahi uda raha ur tune lene se pahle mere ko q nahi pucha

      sale tere ko 18000 ki acer iconia tab A500 dilva deta seal packed.. mene khud li hai mast hai and reliance se 4 times jyada faster hai

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      13,000 ki tablet aur garib…kaahe ku majak kar rela re bhau? Agar itna kharch karna tha to Micromax ke funbook pe ek najar maar lete Del bro…not like Rel tablet but rel tablet would not b funbook…khair congrates.. maine to ab 66K ka mac laptop kahridana hai june me…admin bro sahi rahega….?

      • Admin says:

        Prince abhi mat le…. bcoz Intel ke 3rd Gen CPU aa chuke hai and also Ultrabooks are coming cheap in few weeks..

        So apple bhi apni macbook line ko refresh karega and price cheap ho jayegne so wait till July

  10. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    किसी को कौन याद करेगा इस दुनिया में जाने के बाद…
    …….
    ऐ खुदा
    …….
    बिना मतलब के तो ये लोग तुझे भी नहीं याद करते ….

  11. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gud afternoon frndzz

  12. salman says:

    yaar admin tera ghar konse saher me he

  13. Priya says:

    I told my parents dat i want a blackbery or apple.
    :(
    dey rplied.
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    Aam ka season h beta,
    wo khao… :D :D

  14. deleted says:

    Dosto mein to i pad 3 lena chahta tha and i got money too but then at last moment i thougt ki house loan prepayment kar deta hun so thats y 13000 wali tablet le paya…..

    I have also seen micromax funbook too but it has no camera no phone call and it needs doongle too ….

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