Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
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Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki
Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.
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Tumse kisne bulwa diya tumhare peeche hubshi pada hai kya
Lalit dheeraj ke peeche police wala danda leke pada hoga jisne jay ki gand mari thi
Gud mrng dear..
Subah subah.. oh no..!! Chakkar kya h ?
wht happened ?????
Good
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hello friends °°°°GOOD MORNING°°°°°
Deepak bro
Dhiraj dear( ye oh no kya hai?
Prince bro
@Admin bro( LINK kab milengi bhai ???
@Deleted bro hi(khuch shayri ho jaye ye barish ke mohsam pe)
@Nilesh bro ( koi Garam kavita aane do hahaha)
Nitesh bro
Piyush bro
Alok bro
lilit Bro
HOW Are you frndz??
……………………………
Navaya ji
prity ji
ninia ji
Tum Sab to gayb ho gaye..
I am fine ABY bro,
ap sunaiye…
I am also fine:D
kuch din pahle hi post ki thi….repeat ho jayegi…
:o ajeeb joke :o
@Deepak, mein tumhe kucch sunau..kaan nazdik lao
*good morning*
:)
@ab,..woh ladki itna jada oh yes oh yes krne lagi..meine socha ab maregi ab maregi..isliye mein oh no oh no oh no kh raha tha
:)
hmmm!!!
small car, small watches, small skirts &
small mobile phones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in
style ,and then u will be”
A STYLISH MAN “.
Rich man to Poor man:” how come you
have got a big penis ?”
Poor man: ” because when I was a little
boy I have no other toy to play with !”
Girl : ” mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : ” beti, when u will grow & will
become a good girl u will get one. ”
Girl :” If I do not become good girl ?”
Mom : ” then u will get many !!!!! ”
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” Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya,
akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi.
Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte
dete,
humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..! “
So Raha Tha Ek Rooz Lund,
Rakh Ke Tattoon Par Apna Sir,
Ke Pass Se Huwa Choot Ka Guzar
Lund Ne Dekha Use Utha Kar Sir,
Lund Ne Poocha Ja Rahi Hai Kidhar?
Agar Waqt Ho To Jara Aa Na Idhar
Choot Ne Kaha Aji Mujhey Maaf Kijiyey
Pahle Jo Kuch Muh Se Tapak Raha Hay.
Woh To Saaf Kijiyey
Lund Ne Jo Yeh Suna To Woh Gya Bigad
Phir Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Ho Gya Udhar
Jab Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Gya Ho
Lund Ne Rakha Tattoon Per Apna Sir
Aur Phir Chain Ki Neend Se Gya So
Choot Yeh Boli Lund SeChud Janey Ke Baad
Janab Baat Hi Naheen Kartey,
Apna Matlab Nikal Janey Ke Baad.
nice one bro!!
पापा, मैं मां बनने वाली हूं!
एक दिन अपने बाप से बेटीबोली…
डैडी, मैं मां बनने वाली हूं…
बाप : बेशर्म, क्या कह रही है तू?
बेटी: पापा आपने ही तो कहा था कि जब तक मैं कुछ बन नहीं जाती आप मुझे एक्टिवा नहीं दिलाओगे…!!!
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
Have sex daily,
jab bhi milay woh akeli,
woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli,
but have sex daily!
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi
nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho
shadishuda ho
to kunware hum bhi nahin!
Rista aankho aur palko jaisa hona chahie,
Jab aankho mei kuch chala jaye to,
Palke tadap uthti hai,
Aur palke kuch der tak na zapke to,
Aankhe ro uthti hai.
Aaj dildar , kal yaar, parson pyar, phir
intzaar,
phir takrar, phir darar,sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir me ek devdas aur beer bar.
*.*
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.o.
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D,E
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.i.
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:P
hello friends!! mein nxt sunday tk ek girl k naam se krunga..just to chk or test myself in that role..if i were a girl..den how wld she be!!
girl name will be
“Pearl*”
Please dhiraj mat bolna uss samay tak!!
good afternoon!!
जिन्दगी कि उल’झनों में उलझ’ता रहा
बस उस’के प्यार के लिये हर’दम तरस’ता रहा
जान’ता था वो शायद हि कभी मुझे हासिल होगी
फिर भि झुठे दिलासे से दिल बह’लाता रहा
सोचा था कभी तो वक्त मेरे साथ होगा
पर वो भी रेत कि तरह मेरे हाथ से फ़िसल’ता रहा
शायद,
खुदा को ये भि ना मज़ुंर था आखों में कैद करूँ उस’के अक्स को
इस’लिये तो हर लम्हा पानी कि तरह मेरी आखों से बेह्ता रहा
Khuda ki rehmat sare sansar par barse,
mere hise ki rahmt mere yaar par barse,
ae khuda muje kar dena pani
agar mera yaar kabhi pyaas ko tarse..
Jab bina yes karvaye kam chal jata h to yes karane ki jaroorat kya padhi hai. @ aby yr apki sayari to mast h
@Hps bro. Aapne Sahi Kaha….. Lekin es Admin ko kaise Samjhaye jab ye Baat he nahi kar raha hai :(
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