Ladki Tharki Thi Ya Doctor Kameena Tha ?
Views: 47,139 - Posted on 09 Jun 2012
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एक लड़की एक डॉक्टर के पास गयी और बोली.
लड़की: "डॉक्टर साहब, आज जब सुबह मैं उठी तो मेरा बड़ा पेनफुल डिस्चार्ज हुआ"
डॉक्टर का ये सुन ना था की उसको तारक चढ़ गयी.. उसने लड़की की पेंटी उतारी और 20 मिनट तक उसकी फिंगरिंग करी
फिंगरिंग करके बाद लड़की से पूछा: "अब कैसा महसूस कर रही हो?"
लड़की शरमाते हुए: "बहुत अच्छा, पर डिस्चार्ज तो कान में से हुआ था"
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hahahahahh nice hai dot:)
ladki hi thadkan thi dr. se zyada dot
**gud mrng frndzz..**
Hii… hw r u all…???
Dosto aj hum varanasi se apne hometown chandauli ji rha hai.
Bharat ki 2 tasvir…!!!
1- Ilaj k liye Rs.250 nahi hone se bachha mar jata hai..
2- Ye baat batane k liye Amir khan Rs.5 lakh/ minute ki Fees lete hai…!!!
:-D
Unhe dene k liye hm har roj ek nya dil kha se laye,
in hasinao ne to andher macha rkkhi hai..
bahut khub bahut khub……sahi jaa rahe ho wanted….
Good joke
Great joke :-)
Dear friends aap sabhi apni fb id pls btayen taki main aapko apni friendlist main daal sakoon meri fb id ******* ke naam se hi hai u to admin
Lalit iss site ka unwritten rule h …koi bhi apni personal identity nahi disclose kar sakta…kisi bhi tarah ki……so ….sorry dear….
Ryt
Rule na rhne pr v aap nhi dete deleated bro
Ladki hi tharki thi. Doctor sahi tha. Hi frnds…….
Good…
Boy: Suno jara !
GIRL: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi
karte,
Khane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate me cockroch tha, Le aur ban Heroine.
Acchha hai
Ladki tharki nahi thi vah samjhi kan ka treatment yaha se hota hai
kiska experiance hai?
Coment awaiting main kyon
aur de apni facebook ki ID idhar
Na ladki na doctor valki padhane bale tharki hai ye monika mai sex 200% hai bahut achchhe coment likhati hai
1 bacha road par potty kar raha tha
.
Police ne use pakad liya
.
Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola
.
O Kanoon k rakhwalo
.
.
.
saboot to utha lo.
OUT OF RANGE BAKI CMNT K SARE JOKE ACHE H
Dr. ki to mauj ho gai:
MAD GRL OR DOC JB PRBLM USKE EARS ME THE TO FIR DOCTOR NE ASA KYU OR WO LDKI NE ASA HONE KYU DIA CANT UNDRSTND
Sahi kaha navya.:-)
gud 1
Ek Aadmin tha wo ek nonveg site chalata tha..!
Uske jokes padh ke logo ko bhot maza aata tha..! ek din usne apna dimag lagaya aur ek comments ki option laga di jisse wo apne user se 24hr. apni ga#d mara ke masti kar sake…!
uska ye xperiment kaam bhi kar gaya..!
Phr kisi ne sahi hi kaha hai insaan ki ichha kabhi nahi marti..!
wo aadmin bhi apni ichhao ke wasibhut ho ke aur apne ga*d ki khujli mitane ke liye aajkal ek nayi sites banane me lag gaya hai…!
to us aadmin ki taraf se main aap logo se anurodh karta hu ki aap apne lu*d ko kuch thode din tak aaram dijye jb wo aadmin apni nayi sites bana lega to achhe jokes bhi publish karega aur ga#d bhi marwayega..!
Aapka subhchintak…
Nitesh…some..say..:~
Dosto, aap gabrao mat ye meesage jis bande ne diya hai ab vo site ke admin ki jagha khud apni g*and marva ke users ko khush karega
Nitesh Samosa :p
Tujh se dil ki baat kahu kis trah?
Tu meri jaan hai tujhe btau kis trah?
Tu anjaan hai ya ban raha hai?
Ye andaaz lagau kis trah?
Muqadarse muqadar milna to dur ki baat,
Tere dil se dil milau kis trah?
Tu mile na mile ye kismat ki baat hai magr,
Tujhe chaha hai tujhe bhul jau kis trah ..!
Ikk tamanna si hai is Mayus.. dil ♥ ki…
Aaj aansuo ke saath har khwab bhi bah jaye..! :)
Meri tabaahiyo me tera haath hai magar…
….Main sab se kah raha hu mukadaar ki baat hai..! <3
Kabhi To Laut Kr Aao…
Muje Bas itna Samjhao…
Kahan se Seekh Li Tum Ne…
ADDA Mujh Ko Bhulane Ki
…
Tumhe Jo Mujh Se Shikwa Tha…
Ya Koi bhi Shikayat Thi…
Zehmatto Zara Si Thi
Na Koshish Ki… Batane Ki…
Bhala Yun Chhor Kr Apna…
Koi Apnon Ko Jata hai…?
Musalsal Dukh Ki Baarish mein…
Jeewan Bhar Yun Rulaata hai..?
Abi bhi Rait Geeli hai
Abi Sab NAQSH Baaki hain…
Gaye Qadmon Pe Laut Aao…
Mujhe Bas itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne…
ADDA Mujh ko Bhulane Ki…. ♥
Yahi Wafa Ka Silaah Hai To Koi Baat Nahi..
Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi…
Yehi Bahot Hai Ke Tum Dekhte Ho Sahil Se…
Safeena Doob Raha Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Rakha Tha Aashiyana-E-Dil Me Chupa Ke Tumko
Woh Ghar Tumne Chor Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi…
Tum Hi Ne Aayena-E-Dil Mera Banaya Tha..!
Tum Hi Ne Tod Diya Hai To Koi Baat Nahi
Kise Majaal Kahe Koi Mujh Ko Deewana kahe
Agar Yeh Tumne Kaha Hai To Koi Baat Nahi…
hehehe….
doc kamina tha poori pro sune bina hi treatment start kar diya :(
Smart doctor……
jhakas jok hai…
doc ne pura maja le liya.
nice
you dirty mind.aise joke mat likha karo. Ladkiyana bhi padh sakti hai galti se.