Ladkiya Purse Mein Kya Kya Cheeze Rakhti Hai?
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Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya,
Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai
Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi”
Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai
Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?”
Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
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pyar or dosti ka rasta(way) itna patla (narrow) hota hai ki usme do log ek sath nhi chal skte jb tk ki we dono, ek n ho jaye. mgr jb we dono, ek ho jate hai to unke dard or taklif v ek ho jate hai…
aye khuda,tujhse yahi hai fariyad hmari,
mere yaar ko mile khusiya saari,
dard or gm se n ho kvi uska saamna,
chahe to ek khusi km kr de hmari..
hahahahahahahaha….heheheheheheheheheh .good
Hahahahaha ye santa hamesha ulta hi sochta ha.
haha mast joke hai hahahahaahahah…
@jay, sry 4 d strdy cmt,..thda msti kr rha tha….kyonki tum bhi..ulta ulta bolte ho..
no cmts 4 jke..
From wanted to Rashi
Mujhe gale se laga lo, bahot
udas hun mein,
Gham
e Jahan se chhura lo, bahot udas hun mein,
Yeh intezar ka dukh ab saha nahin jaata, Mujhe paas bula lo, bahot udas hun mein,
Meri har sans mein, milne ki pyas palti hai, Sulagh raha hai badan aur ruhh jalti hai,
Bacha sako to bacha lo, bahot udas hun mein, Bhatak chuka hun bahot zindagi ki rahon mein,
Mujhe aake chhupa lo tum apni baahon mein, Bin tere mar na jaun kahin, Mera sawal na taalo, bahot udas hun mein.
Apne halaat ka khud ehsaas nahi hai mujhko
Maine auro se suna hai ke pareshaan hu main
From WANTED to Rashi
Ek aas ek ehsaas meri sooch
aur bas tum……..!
ek sawaal ek majaal tumhara khayaal aur bas tum………!
ek baat ek shaam tumhara saath aur bas tum……….!
ek dua ek faryaad tumhari yaad aur bas tum………!
mera junoon mera sukoon bas tum aur bas tum…..
@kinshuk…ajkal dikhai nahi dete..kya kucch matter nahi hai share krne k liye…
tumhari chhoti si dosti aur bade se pyaar k liye..shukria….tumhari mulaqat acchi lagi mujhe…apna khayal rakhna….god love u..
jay fill in the blanks..
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(hint:name of sometwo who are close 2 ur <3..heart..
Lajababbbbbbbbbbbb joke!!!!!!! @addy bhai aaj-kal work load badh gaya hai isliye time kam milta hai.
ha ha ha ha….
@jay….m xtrmly sorry once again…jay tumse ek request hai …tum apne dhiraj ,rashii di, aur baki friends ko hamesha hansate rahna…
tum serious bhi acche lagte ho..
tumhari udasi bhi cute lagti hai..
tumhari bheegi palke kubsurat lagti hai..
tumhari muskaan par chaand bhi fika lagta hai..
tumhari naarajgi bhi mashaallah lagti hai.
tumhari khamoshi bhi pyaari lagti hai..
tumhari 24hrs supply bhi achhi lagti hai..
tum dikhte nahi par tumhara bus naam hi sbkucch lagta hai..
tumhari yaad bhi hume sapno ki duniya sa pyaara lagta hai..
tumhari batein aisa lagta hai..ki madhur sangeet bajta ho..
tumhari chahat main bhi ek maja hai..
tumhare intejaar mein ek nasha hai..
tumme kho jane ko jee karta hai..
do naam ek ho jaana chahte hai..
do baate ek ho jaani chahti hai..
do duriya ek ho jana chahti hai..
do raaste ek ho jane chahte hain..
do dhadkne ek ho jani chahti hai..
do talashe ki ek manjil ho jana chahti hai..
do sapne ek ho jana chahti hai..
*****~~Jay~~******
ur true nd real friend..
will be always with u..
just remember me..
u can feel me..
coz ur true friend loves u.n will luv u 4 forever.
……..Dhiraj…..
hehehe dhiraj too gud waise likha kya h mujhe padhne ki himmat nahi
waise ye santawala joke mast tha
Dear Lovely Dhiraj, Good Morning!!!!!!!!!
Kehne Ko
Mere Pas
Lafz Nai Hai
Bhejne Ko
Acha Sa koi Gift
Nai Hai
Par Dil Se
1 Awaz Aati
Hai Har Bar
Apna Khyal
Rakha Karo
Q K
Mere Pas Tum
Jesa oR Koi Lovely Dost nahi hai.
.*””*.*””*.
“*. I .*”
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“*. MISS .*”
.*”””*.*”””*.
“*. U Dhiraj.*”
“*.,.*”
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Dhiraj ,Jay Gud morning.
wanted now I fulfil Ur request of sher from u to Rashi.
Panchhi, pearl Tum Sab khahan Ho.?
bheem ,M. Mar ji where are u boys ?
Pankaj ,N. Khan ko bhi Gud morning.
M.tech wale VEER kaise Ho…..job milli….??
Deleted bro. same 2 u good morning!!!!
how r u n ur leg ????
Good morning! 2 all my Jhakas and Bindas friends..
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Wo rothe huey ko ungli kar kay bhagana,
woh peshab ke dharain Larana,
Jo teacher puche to chutiya banana.
class main baith kar chudai key kissey sunana,
woh Ek dusrey k gand par pencil chubhana,
Na he wo din rahey, or na he wo raateyn,
Na he wo Londiya bazi rahi , or na he woh Sararatey.
Agar kuch reh gaya hai too sirf yaroon kee khoobsorat Batain,
Miss you guys.. ……..MISS YOU.
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LuNd Khada Ho Jata Hai:))
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