Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting

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Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.

Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?

Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?

Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi

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40 Responses to "Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting"

  1. Hehehehehe………
    Meghna j kaisi hai ap. ??
    @hii dosto kaise hai ap sub?
    @are GEETIKA J ap kaha busy ho gyi.. Apke bina to is site pr maja hi nhi aa rha hai heheheh…..
    @ (naukrani ghar me jhadu lga rhi thi.) .tabhi use bed ke niche se ek use kiya hua ek condom mila-
    Naukrani:-) malkin ye dekhiye to kya hai .??
    Malkin:-) (bahane banate hue) kuch nhi hai..
    Naukrani:-) are dekhiye to sahi…
    Malkin:-) tere ghar me sex nhi karte…
    Naukrani:-) ( thoda sochte hue ) karte hai magar,, itna thodi na ki lund ki khal (skin) hi utar jaye..

  2. sinnngh says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha hya mazedaaar joke hai!!!!!!
    Rashii ji agr ab joke naaa smze to mzse cnslt krna okkk

  3. Aady says:

    Hello everyone

  4. Anuj says:

    hahahahahaha

  5. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    @jay wher r u????????????
    agar nahi ana hai mat aao…mujhe tumhein mail bhi nahi krna..

    @wanted…mujhe to chhod diya kar…mere naam ko G L C ke saath mat joda kr.

  6. Wanted says:

    ADMIN BRO kl ek srdardar yani 2mne parnav mukharji pr dhasu jke bnaya. or aaj ek sardar ne sarad pawar ko ek jordaar thappad mara. really maza aa gya dekhkr. sardars r great. ummmaaaaahh.

    • Admin says:

      ab ek raj ki bat sun… jisne thappar mara unko joke padd ke hi gussa aya thha hehehehehe

      • Wanted says:

        ADMIN BRO kya lagta hai, agli baari kiski honi chahiye :)

      • megna says:

        admin ji ap yaha kiski baat kar rahe ho? yadi ap hmari baat kar rahe ho toh ek baat m phle h clr kardu mene mehgai par gussa jataya na ki parnav fir yadi apne muje indirectly call girl bol diya its not ok for me. mein iyada koi cmt nahi karungi na hi ab vapis sites par aungi. ek baat hume apse ye umeed bilkul nahi thi…
        i leave ur sites muje nahi pata ap ladkiyo ke bare mein kya sochte ho. fir v mein yaha se jana behtar samjungi. thks god meri frds ne cmts nahi kiye wo insult hone se bachgai.,,,,

      • Admin says:

        Oye hellooo madam, dimag me kami aa gayi hai ya sharab pee rkhi hai, mene us harvinder jisne sharad pawar ko thappar mara uski bat kri hai, ki usko mera joke padd ke gussa aya thha isliye usne thappar maara.

        Aur aap jana chaho shobk se jao or comment na karo, i dont care but jate waqt fizul ka ilzam mat laga ke jao. Aur agar mene kuch bolna hota to clear bol deta dukhe chupe shabdo mein nahi

      • Wanted says:

        CALL GRL ????
        abe, yaha to is word ka use hi nhi hua hai, or n hi 2mhara. fir gussa kisliye :o

      • Admin says:

        vol kal wale Joke ki bat kar rahi hai jismein call girl or sharad pawar thha, usko laga mene uspe ye joke banaya hai
        Hehehehehehe kasur uska bhi nahi hai, usne shayad drink kari hui thhi :p

      • Wanted says:

        kl wale jke me to call girl or pranv mukharji the. or aaj maine sarad pawar or harvindar singh ki baat ki. isme MEGHNA ne khud ko kha se ghusa liya?? madam ji itna gussa-gussi na kro. koi baat smjh me n aaye to use pucho. is trah tens lekr site ko chod dene se kisi ko koi frk nhi padne wala.

  7. Rashii says:

    Bakwas joke

  8. Akshay says:

    joke nahi samajh aya

    • deleted says:

      @ akshay
      Uss ladki ka el boon bdaa than Aur dusra choota
      Isliye darzee ne bola ki boy friend ki bolo dusre boob par mahnet kare Aur usse bdaa kare, for fitting theek aayegi
      @ devinder Tumhe Bhi clear nahi than joke.

  9. devendr says:

    ek side se jyada sex work. matlab vo boy friend shayad langda bhi ho sakta h.

  10. Wanted says:

    DIVYA ab tu kaha gayab ho gyi yaar??

  11. Aakash says:

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Friends

  12. Hps says:

    Mast hai ji…

  13. deleted says:

    @ admin
    HEER paidal ja rhi thi.

    Ek ladka usse aawaz deta

    hai…

    Ae deewani piche mud ke dekh tera dupata zamin Se ghisa ja rha hai..

    HEER jawab deti hai Ae deewane tu kya jane ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hai…

    Koi choom na le RANJHE ke Siwa mere kadmo ki mitti, isliye nishan mitata ja raha hai…

    • Admin says:

      Ganta vo juth boli thhi, dupatta nishan mita raha tha taki heer kis se milne gyi ye ranjhe ko na pata chale hehehehe

      • megna says:

        admin ji kal ke liye sorry mene najane kya smjh liya tha. chaliye ab bhi gussa chode. admin ji hum apki sites pe jokes read karke cmts jarur karge. pls meri apse ek req hai mera pehla wala cmt remove karde kkyuki muje baki sab galat smjh lenge…tc./////

      • Admin says:

        Koi galat nahi samjega… idhar sab sayane hai

        and dear sorry i cant delete that comment

    • devendr says:

      or vo dupatta apna nishan bhi banata ja raha h taki peche se ane wale ladko ko pata chal jaye ki yaha se ek ladki gayi thi or is tarha ladke uske nishan ke peche pecha ayenge or us se sex kar lenge.

      to sabhi ko yahi pata chalega ki yaha se ek ladki gayi thi lakin ye kisi ko pata nahi chalega ki yaha se HEER gayi thi.

      to dupatta do(2) kam kar raha h. hehehe

      HEER mai bahut DIMAG h……………. tum ky samajhte ho use friends….

  14. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

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  15. deleted says:

    Wife :You changed after marriage.
    Husband: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in Married women

  16. deleted says:

    Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
    Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
    Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?
    Friend #2: My wife.

  17. sinnngh says:

    Oye rashii ji kbito hmare cmmt pe b cmt krdiya karo jii

  18. sinnngh says:

    Oye rashii ji kbito hmare cmmt pe b cmt krdiya karo jii
    Ek questn sbk ly
    Agr boy frnd aur girl frnd k beech sex ho to use kya kahenge???
    Aur agr ladka aur ldki srf aacche dost hue aur unhone sex kiya to us relatnko kya kahenge:-

  19. sheraa says:

    Oye doston jokes bne hainn hasi baatne k ly lkn megna ji to kuch aur hi smziiinn

  20. deleted says:

    @ admin apni heer ki itne beizzati
    Devinder Bhi mazee le gya teri heer k.
    Hahaha
    My one sher and joke is still in moderation

  21. Khan says:

    @ admin: babaji aap pichle joke mein ek gaali ka matlab batane wale the bhosdik.

    • Admin says:

      Hmm iska Maltab Hai Bhonsdi Ka means Chut Se Nikla hehehehehe vo to sare hi niklte hai isliye ye gali galat hai

      Main Jo Gali Deta hu Vo hai BBK Means Bin Bhonsdi Ke ;) jo ki logical hai :p

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