Ladkiyo Ke Liye Khas Polio Ki Khurak
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Manager: “Kis Liye?”
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2 boond zindgi ki
2 boond jindgi ki nahi balki chudai se jindgi milegi
Good joke
Admin wanted nilesh deepak priya varsha deleted dheeraj jay anuj & other friends kaise hain aap sabhi or kya ho raha hai
i m f9 and u… Magla ji…???
Hum 1dm thik h bro. Ap sunaiye…
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Gud joke Admin bro,
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thanks lalit ji..hume yaad rkhne k liye. waise m f9..hw r u??
muzse jyada aapko kon yaad krta hoga. Kya krun garmi bahut hai na……..
manager ko kaise pta ldki 18 year ki hai
Garmi main mujhe yaad karne ki jarurat nahi thand main yaad ker lena garmi aa jayegi
cmnt theek se pdho. Me varsha ko yaad krta hun. Aapko nhi
Alok bro, ap comnt dyan se padho.,
ye Lalit bro hi h jo varsha k nam se comnt krte he..is baar galti se comnt likhne k baad apna nam change krna bhool gaye…ap ye b dekho ki lalit ji or varsha k comnts st st ate h…chaho to last wale joke dekh lo,
gud joke
Hello, Varsha ji…
Site pr bht km aati ho ap..
bro 10sn nhi karne ka . Ab wo kahin nhi jaane wali . Hai na varsha
hehehehehe….
2 bund jindagi ki….
Kitne dosto ne kisi ladki ko 2 bund jindagi ki pilayi hai…???
hehehe..ap apni batao dear, ap ne kitno ko pilayi..?
Ya saari khurak ese hi barbaad kr di..hmmm..?
deepak bro abhi kisi ko pilane ka mauka hi nhi mila…
Soch rha hu pilane ka hi job lag jaye to……. Maza aa jaye yar..
Aur rhi bat barbad karne ki to wo hum bilkul barbad nhi karte… Really…:-):-):-):-)B-)
is dawa se to ldkiyon ki saari beemariyan door ho jaati hain………….. Kyon girls sahi kaha na mene !
Isliye girls se request hai ke dawa jaldi jaldi leti rhen n healthy + khush rhen . Thanx
****KANYA HIT ME JAARI****
Hello , Alok ji, hw r u,..?
Alok dear, ap se 1 request krni thi..mai yaha pr naya hu..toh..is site pr cmnts krne ke kya rules ya neeyam kanoon h..plz ap expln karenge…?
@Shaan, yaar tu jhooth mat bol tu new user nahi hai. Yaha ka old user hai jo ab name changed karke comtns kar rahe ho.
Are Jay babu, maine kb ap ki G me danda kiya tha..!!!..ki apko lg raha h ki mai koi purana user hu…
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Mai to ekdam taza taza user hu..1 din purana.,
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Wese yr tum bht mst cmnts krte ho, keep it up dear,
hehehehehhe tu jo bhi par tera jawab mast hai hehehehehhehehhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
Shaan main ladka hoon or varsha ladki hum alag-2 hain
hehehe….. Shaan Bachha tu sahi kaha raha hai ke Tumne kabhi nahi meri G me Danda Kiya hai Balki maine he teri G Me BAMbU kiya thha :p
Aur tu us sadme se Pagal hokar apni yaadast kho diya esliye tujhe kuch nahi yaad hai yaha tak ki Apna Naam v yaad nahi hai ;’)
Jay dear, maine bola na, ab mai tumhari G me danda ya bambu ya sariya kuch nh karunga..coz yaha mene geeta seeta k sar pr hath rakh kr bola h ki tumhari G me danda nh karuna,
Are bhai mai to admin bro or anuj se b request krne wala tha ki vo b tumhari G me danda na kare..
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Ab chahe tum 500 rs do ya 5000 yaha koi tumhari G nh marne wala..sorry for that..mai tumhara dard smj skta hu…or kisi ko dhudna shuru kr do,
ha ha ha ha ha…… Shaan tu fash gaya naa…. Apne he es cmnts se ??????
ki tu ekdam taza aur kewal ek he din puranaa nahi hai…………
Yaar yaha dosto se apna name chupane ki kya jarurat tu dosto se apna pahle wala name bata dey aur us name se cmnts kar.
Haa ek baat aur yaad rakhna Maine kewal Admin ke G marna Band kiya hai…Tere Jaise Ganduwo ki nahi…. Mai Shant hu aur jaise cmnts kar raha hu Mujhe waise he cmnts karne dey nahi to tere G me jyaade khujali machi hai to Anuj se G ki khujali ka ilaz puch ley ….. hehehe
Shitttt!!!!!!…. Maine ye kya kar diya……… Anuj ko uski Bimari ka yaad dila diya :o
bacha anuj isliye tujhe yad aya kyunki usne teri G ki khujli mitayi thi ;)
Grt yr, muje pata nh tha ki tum ko admiyo ka
MAL DWAR itna pasand h…
Ye kya shouk paal rakha h mere bhai,,,logo ki khujli mitane ka,
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Yaar Shaan.. Sabki khujali nahi kewal gandu dosto ka :p
Wo kya hai ki Dost hai to unki G ka khyaal rakhna to padega he :d
no abuse 2 any user and no id share. No personal information.
Aur sabse jaruri navya se door rahna wo meri…………… Samaz gaye na.
Thnx Alok bro,
mai geeta ya seeta yaha jo b ati h, un k sar pr hath rakh kr kasam khata hu ki mai yaha k hr niyam ka puri astha se palan krunga,
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Sorry Jay bro. Ab mai apki G me danda nh karunga,
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Alok bro mai ap ki gfs ko nh chorunga…(oh sorry nh chedunga)…wese b meri dher sari gf h..
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Bs dear ap meri help krte rahna..to..is naye dost ko sahara mil jayega.,
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Jay gupta ji..
kya faltu joke h ..
Piyush deepak varsha & alok thanks for reply i m also fine
Badiya joke hai par kahin ye do boond dawa uss ladki ko 9 mahine ki sazaa na de de.hehehehehe;-(
anyways nice joke admin.
Gd joke 2bund zindgi ki ?
hm gaye unke ghar kehna tha dil se dil mila lo
unki maa ne khola drwazm hum ghabra ke bole unti bachcho ko polio ki dawa pila lo
Gud one..
Doston , Pyar k chakkar me mt padna coz pyar insan ko kya se kya bana deta h..
Read this joke..
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Santa-Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho?
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Banta-Are ye sher hi hai, pyar vyar ke chakkar me pad kar shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi h.?
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Deleted ji apki shayri bht acchi thi,
:o hehe
Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Mere Pass Kash Tum Aa Jao,
.Bahut Tanha Hoon Main Aaj Kash Tum Aa Jao,
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Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine
Aaj Nahi Guzar Raha Ek Pal Kaash Tum Aa Jao
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Waqt Ki Raftaar Bhi Jaise Tham Si Gayi Hai
Tham Na Jaaye Meri Saansein Kaash Tum Aa Jao..
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka
BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city.
So,he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd.
He called her up. Dear maine
tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha
customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh
paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :P
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**GOOD EVNG FRNDZ**
hw r u all…???
Kya baat hain nilesh maja aa gaya
thanx bro,
hw r u… Mangla ji…??
vry gud joke..piyush bro.
hi frnds, gud pm…
Do u know why Is 24 To 27 Not A Good Age For Men .. ?
1. Ur Ex.Gfs R Getting Married.
2. Ur Carrier Has Just Started
3. College Guys Feel That U R Too Old To Have In There Group
4. U Seem To Enjoy Both Cartoon N News
5. Evry Aunty U Meet Asks “Shaadi Kb Kr Rahe Ho Beta”
6. Evry Uncle Ask “Career Ka Kia Socha Hy Beta”
7. Politics Till Now Was A Dirty Word But Now U See It Everywhere
8. U Have All D Confidence In D World But Little Achivements To Show
9. U Now Know Its Not Exactly What We Thought It Would Be …
So Funny Yet True …
hehehe..ryt bro,..
Jane Kis Kis Ko Loota Hai Iss Chor Ne Masiiha Ban Kr….
Aao Sab Mil Kar Ishq Pe Muqadma Ker De!!
Why husbands avoid questions!
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WIFE:
Wht will u do if I die? Will u gt married again?
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Husband:
N0
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Wife:
why not? Don’t u like being married?
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Husband:
Of course I do.
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Wife:
Then why wudn’t u remarry?
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Husband:
Ok, ok, I’d get married again.
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Wife:
Will u live in our house?
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Husband:
Yes its a great house.
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Wife:
Will u let her drive my car?
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Husband:
Yes, its almost new.
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Wife:
Will you give her my jewelry?
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Husband:
No, I’m sure she would want her own.
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Wife:
Will she wear my shoes
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Husband:
No her size is 6.
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wife:
–silence-
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Husband:
‘Shit’:-(:-P
he he he he…..
Buht Samjhata Hun Dil Ko Raato Ko Jaag K Aksr
Aray Nadan Mohbt Kon Krta Hai?
Mohbt Kis Ko Hoti Hai?
Sabi Apni Zarorat Ko Mohbt Naam Dety Hain..
Mohbt Marr Gai Kb Ki..
Ye Ab Qissa Purana Hai…Ye Ab Hissa Purana Hai…
Tishnagi Jam Gayi Patthar Ki Tarah Honthon Par…
Doob Kar Tere Dariya Mein Main Pyaasa Nikla..!!
Gustakhi Ho Jayegi Mujh Se Koi
Dekhiye..!! PHir Pyar se Dekha aap Ne…. :)
Exam aur sex ke baad ladkiyaan kaisa mehsus karti hai?
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(1)Kitna lamba tha,
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(2)Kash thoda time aur mil jaata,
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(3)Pahle dar lag raha tha par kitna easy gaya..
Cute Answer When A Girl Asked Her Ex..
..Girl – Do U Still Love Me??
Boy – Pyar Ka To Pta Nahi,
Lekin Mere Dost Aaj Bhi Mujhe Teri Kasam Dete Hain..!!
Read must…..
Height Of Friendship.
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1st Friend : Yar Aik Kam Karay Ga …???
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2nd Friend: Nahi =p =d
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1st Friend: Sale maine kab teri maari hai ??
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2nd Friend: Bhosdi ke Tune nahi Lekin maine to teri Maari hai :p :o
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Priya g, eska matlab jaha pe jyada gahri dosti hoti hai…. Waha pe aise he dosti me Taang khiyai hoti hai…….. Aapse jab meri v gahri dosti ho jaayegi to mai v aapki khichna shuru kar dunga ……….hehehehe
How do Uni Teacherz Complete Syllabus:-p
Unit 1-
This iz just introduction, no need to teach.
Unit 2-
Very easy topic, you can study on your own.
Unit 3-
This we already have discussed in last.
Unit 4-
this topic is directly given in text book study as it is, don’t need to teach it.
Unit 5-
Who is ready to take presentation;
Unit 6,7,8-
this is assintmnt to submit withn 2 weeks:
exam day students worried
tchrs rply sub parhaya hua he
nyc1 bhai
Dukandar se chota baccha…..
Uncle rang gora karne vali cream he???
Dukandar : ha he na beta
Baccha : to saale lagata kyu nahi
Me roj dar jata hu.
Actual meanings :
TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost !
Ahaan ! = I’m really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these !
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please..
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser !
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say ;) :P :D
Arz hai. . . Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad.
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Hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gayi hai…
good :p
bahut khub deepu
well said deepak ji
Nice 1….! Priya g..!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXRe4ONMEk
Height Of Torture….
Boy:Today I M Very Tensed,
Mood Kharab Hy,
Sar Bhi Dukh Raha Hy,
Lagta Hy Dengue Ne Attck Krdya Hy,
Aaj Ja K CBC Test Krwa0n Ga..
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Girl… Hmmmmmm..!!!
“Acha Wo Sab Chorho, Ye Dekho Mere Naye SHOES” =P =D
hahahaha… Again gud joke.,
duniya tabah ho jaye but ye ladkia apne dress par hi dhyan deti hai…
Gud joke.
hi friend……
Her Ek Ghari Mushkil Se Gujarti Hogi,
100 Tareh Ke Waham Wo Karke Marti Hogi.
Ghar Jaane Ki Zaldi To Nahin Lakin,
Wo Saz-Sawarke Mera Intazar Karti Hogi….
Kyuki Aaz aur Kal Hum apni Sweetheart ke sath rahenge.
…. by by…..
Golden Words:-
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Apne ishwar Ko Ye Mat Batao K Tumhari Taklef Kitni Badi Hai,
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Taklef Ko Batao K Tumhara ishwar Kitna Bada hai..
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“TRUST GOD”…
bilkul r8t.
deepak bhai ye lines likhne k liye dil se shukriya.
A vry Butiful Sntenc said By Guru Nanak Ji.!
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TUM Sone Se Phle Sb ko Maf Kr Diya kro…
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TUMHARE Jagne Se Phle Main Tumhe MAF kr Dunga.
better thought bro..
Hw r u…???
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tumne kisi ladki ko polio drap pilayi ya nhi…???
Karan sahit explane karen…!!!!
Hahahahaha… Dont mind..
NIC
are admin yaar mujhe roj 3 bje ka joke dusre din subha dikhta hai !!!!!! tu post nahi karta,ya problem mere mobile me hai???
aby last 2 days se jokes time pe nahi aa paa rahe hai timing uper niche ho rahi hai…..
main site ke mobile version pe kam kar raha hun.. so pls give me few days more
jaldi kar mere bhai…!
sameer bhai apni to din ki suruat aur raat ka end nonvegjokes.com par hoti hae thanx
Sochte hey wo ekdin vapas aayegi
phir se muje apna banayegi
Meto dilo jaa se chahta hu us chand se chehre ko
Bhala vo bhi mujse kitne din door reh payegi
:’(
gud ni8 2 all…
same 2 u VARSHA JI…
Sweat dreamzzz…..
Nice….1
Santa Bijli office fone karke bola: Bhai sahab
light band kar do!
Bijli wala Hairaan ho kar: Kyun sir?
Santa: Wo yaar mere dimag mein 1 nayi mast
waali gaali aai hai, wo tumko deni hai… :P
hahahahahahahahahahahaha….
Hehehehehehehe….
Santa b kya kabhi- kabhi action deta hai…
Hehehe… Manna padega bro…
thanx nd gud nyts dear..!
Bro joke so good hahahahahahahahahA
gud n9t frndz..
Hw r u all… Dear frndz…???
Bye bye.. tc.
Ek admi ko heart ki bimari thi.
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.
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Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne
lagi.
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Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawadhani
rakhne laga.
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Samay pe khana, sona, uthna, doc ki
batai exercise karna,
khane mein namak bilkul na lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.
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Par achanak ek din subah wo admi
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila.
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad
aisa kaise ho gaya?
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Postmortam ki report aayi to pataa
chala…
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha.
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Kya apke toothpaste me namak hai….?
:-P :D
Colgate Active Salt..! ;-)
GF-Hum bahut badnaam
Ho chuke hain,
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Ab hume shadi
kar leni chahiye,
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BF-lekin itni badnami k baad..
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HumSe Shadi Karega Kaun? :P
Dudhwala Continuously
Ringing Door-Bell…
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Lady:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo!
Tumse Accha To Paperwala Hai,
Jo Chup Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta
Hai..! :P ;-)
Ek ko barbad karke dusari k chakkar mai h
Goodnite f
டெழகாபழக்அடரெபழராடகකටෙපතාචාට්පටාක්චෙ
ye kya mantar likha h …admin tu tabez pahn lena….prity to mantar janti h ..
;)
Tamil mein likha hai kuch pathar ke tukde ko lekar
কচেচতাচট চাটতছ খচট কিছঠফ কচা ডনীয়জ
kis desh me rhti ho n ye kya likha hai .??
wah wah
Krishna ne Radha se pucha
Aisi ek jagha batao
jahan mai nahi hu….
Radha ne Muskurake Kaha
“BAS MERE NASEEB MAIN NAHI”…..:(
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Na Gharaz Kissi sey, Na Vaasta, Mujhey Kaam Apney hi
Kaam sey
Tere Zikar sey, Teri Fikar sey, Teri Yaad sey, Tere Naam
sey…
Kabhi ley Mujh sey Mere Shab-o-Rooz ka Hisaab,
Phir Dhoond Apne Siwa Kuchh Or Meri Zindagi Mein…!
**good mrning frndz**
hw r u all dear frndz…???
Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah pavitra hota hai..
Isliye to, jab ladke ‘I luv u’
kehte to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai…
I love exams! If u love xamz, write ur name in chain & frwrd to ur frnz.
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Chanakya,
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Birbal,
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Kalidaas..
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only 3 names added since 700 B.C. :D
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Gud mrng frnds..
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Thnx @Priya ji ,@ Del. Bro. ,@ Nilesh bro, @Alok bro, ap ko joke n cmnts psnd aye,.
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@Dear Dhiraj ji ap kaha ho,?
@ Nitesh bro. Ap k joke mst the, thnx dear ,bs isi tarah hame hasate raho
@ Jay bro, ap k joke b mst the, lage laho..
thnx deepak ji…
thanx deepak bro..! nd whyn’t ofcourse….!
I’m new here, frndz n i wanna bcome a doctor. Main bhi polio ki drops deta hoon kisi ladki ko chahiye to woh comment kar de, phir mein dekhoo ga ki kisko kitna dena hai. :)