Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche

Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”

Manager: “Kis Liye?”

Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”

Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”

Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

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Hindi Version

लड़का और लड़की होटल में कमरा बुक करवाने पहुंचे

लड़का: "भाई साब, रूम चाहिए"

मेनेजर: "किस लिए?"

लड़का: "मैडम को पोलिओ की खुराक देनी है"

मेनेजर: "मगर ये तो 18 साल की है"

लड़का: "इन्होने बचपन में दवा पीने के बाद उलटी कर दी थी, इसलिए दवा नीचे से डालनी पड़ेगी"

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