Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas Pass Dots Kyu Hai?
Views: 32,403 - Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha.
Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?”
Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“
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Lakin andha to anda ha jo dekh hi nai sakta vo pade ga kaise? Hehe babaji ne apne bakt ko asani se ullu bna dia.
himanshu. …. chinta na karo koi idhar ka user tujhe samjhda dega… baba kabhi b apne bkahto ko bevkoof nahi banate
Himanshu wo to aankho se aandhe ki baat kar raha par tu akal se aandha kab ho giya , braille naam ke scientist ne ek lipi ka aavishkar kiya jise braille lipi ka naam diya giya jisme har ek cheez dots me likhi hoti hai jise aandha adami chu kar mehsus kar ta hai ki je konsa akshar hai, maan lo
a = . , p = :
ab agar braille lipi me aisa likha ho
. . :
to aanda samaj jayega ki ye
AAP
likha hua hai ab samje kya
Aur is braille lipi ki wajha se na jane kitne hi aandhe scientist, proffesor etc. Kitni hi post ‘s pe kaam kar rahe hai ab samje ki nahi
Himanshu bhai braille lipi ka sabse bhadiya example jise aandhe hi nahi tere aur mere jaise sabhi dono sahi salamat aankho wale braille lipi ko use karte hai wo hai humari INDIAN CURRENCY karib-2 har note par braille lipi ka paryog hota hai taki aandhe unki pehchan kar sake par hum 2 aankho wale b 500 aur 1000 rupee ka note check karne me braile lipi use karte hai jaise ki RESERVE BANK OF INDIA aur LEFT SIDE CORNER ME BNA 500 ka figure unko hum saparsh karke je yakin karte hai ki wo asli hai ki nakli
Bhai Brail lipi andhon ke liye hi hota hai…
use vo pad sakte hai.
Abe gadhe brail lipi andho ke padne ki bhasha hai jisme sign ..ed ke nishan hote hain jis per hath fer ker wo use padte hain agar ab bhi nahi samjha to tu blind school main admishan lele wo bata denge
Thanx Baba ji, Mere v mind me yahi Ques. thha lekin Aapne Ans. de diya. Thanx again n gud night.
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@ Admin bhai ye recent comments ka options nahi mil raha hai. Jabki mast joke me dikhayi de raha hai Kya nvg se usko hata diya hai ?
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@himansu yar ando ki ek language hoti hai jo dots mein liki jate hai aur dots par fingers se touch kar padi jati hai un mein bhi abc jaisi lang. Hoti hai @admin sahi kah raha hai bevkoof nai bana nai hi main bana raha hu
jakin nahi toh koy aur user bata dega
@Dhiraj, gud night ..!
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@ admin , tu te ramo ki samajhde ne hor kisi ji Punjabi maaboli,aaundi ni….
Hehe tujhe to bhul hi gaya tha main. Mujhe laga ki ab tu thik ho gaya hai shayad ab na aaya kare.
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