Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hai Faltu Ka Kharcha Karwane Ki
Views: 25,329 - Posted on 17 May 2012
14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“
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14 साल का लड़का अपने पड़ोस की आंटी से पूछता है,
लड़का: "आंटी, लड़कियों को 12 साल की उम्र में बच्चा होता है क्या?"
आंटी: "नहीं"
लड़का: "तो फिर अपनी बेटी को समझाओ ना, फालतू में कंडोम का खर्चा करवाती है"
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Hahaha good joke
Thanks sabhi users ko
Good evning…..frndzzz!!!!
Jab aas paas roshni hoti hai to
tare nazar nahi aate….
Jab kabhi andehri raat mein
raah bhool jaate hain …
To saikdon nazar aate hainâ
€¦..
Magar saikadon ki roshni se
bhi raah nahi milti….
Bas ek tum chand se zindagi
mein ho…….
Varna kahaan aaj kal doobti
nayya ko sahaare nazar aate
hain……
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Kab tak hum apne armaan chipate rahinge?
Kab tak hum apni khwaishon par patthar
barsaate rahinge?
Kya kuwe ke paani ki taqdeer mein khul kar
behna likha nahi hota?
Kya jisne dariya ki kismet likhi thi??
Kya uske mann mein auron ke liye apna
pan nahi hota??…….
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Na Kisi Ki Aankh Ka Noor Hun, Na Kisi Ke
Dil Ka Karaar Hun
Kisi Ke Kaam Na Aa Sake, Main Wo Ek
Musht-e-Gubaar Hun
Mera Rang-Roop Bigad Gaya, Mera Yaar
Muzse Bichhad Gaya
Jo Chaman Khiza Se Ujad Gaya, Main Usi Ki
Fasll-e-Bahaar Hun
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hahahahahah good joke yar!!!!!
Are where r u friends???
Safty zaruri h bhai
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kiss ko dil dein apna!!
apna to abhi bhi humse door hai!!
doorie mein bhi uske kribi ka ehsaas hai!!
par usse bhi shyad meri nazdikio ka ehsaas hai!!
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ye mosam barish ka ab pasend nehi mujhe
mere apne ansu hi kafi hain mere bheeg jane k
liye
Science ke Rule k anusaar (jo maine class 9 mai padha tha)
ladkiyo ko 10 saal ki umr mai bhi baccha ho sakta h
jis umr se chut se virye nikalta h us umr se to baccha hone ki sambhavna 100% hai hehehehe
Hahahahahaha :-D
Nice joke