Ladko Ko Network Ki Kya Problem?
Views: 42,484 - Posted on 16 Aug 2012
Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.
Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”
Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”
Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Basment Se”
Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“
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लड़के का मस्त बातें करने का मूड बना तो अपनी गर्ल-फ्रेंड को फोन किया.
लड़की: "हेल्लो, जानू कैसे हो?"
लड़का: "मैं तो ठीक हूँ स्वीट-हार्ट, और तुम सुनाओ"
लड़की: "कहा से बात कर रहे हो?"
लड़का: "बेसमेंट से"
लड़की: "वहां भी नेटवर्क मिल रहा है"
लड़का: "नेटवर्क क्यूँ नहीं आयेगा अपना पर्सनल टावर जो खड़ा है"
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Hello friends kahan hain sabhi
h r u lalit ji …… hamare small pari ka kya haal hai???
I m fine & pari bhi acchhi hai
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Aik Ghazal Tere Liye Zaror Likhon Ga
Be Hisaab Us Mien Tera Qasoor Likhon Ga…
Tu Guftaar Ka Mahir Tu Kirdaar Ka Mahir
Par Husan Ko Tere, Tera Garoor Likhon Ga..
Toot Gaye Bachpan Ke Tere Sare Khiloony
Ab Diloon Se Khelna Tera Dastoor Likhonga….
Hamien Kehny Ki Aadat Nahien Likhny Ka
Shooq Hai…
Jazbon Ko Apny Qalam Ki Taseer Likhon Ga
Tera Wajood Mera Wajood Mujhe Aik Sa
Lagy
Par Tujhy Mien Khud Se Bohat DOOR Likhon
Ga,………..
जो पत्थर तुमने मारा था मुझे नादान की तरह
उसी पत्थर को पूजा है किसी भगवान की तरह
तुम्हारी इन उँगलियों की छुअन मौजूद है उस पर
उसे महसूस करता हूँ किसी अहसान की तरह
उसी पत्थर में मिलती है तुम्हारी हर झलक मुझको
उसी से बात करता हूँ किसी इनसान की तरह
कभी जब डूबता हूँ मैं उदासी के समंदर में
तुम्हारी याद आती है किसी तूफ़ान की तरह
मेरी किस्मत में है दोस्त तुम्हारे हाथ का पत्थर
भूल जाना नहीं मुझे किसी अंजान की तरह
mst hai yar
Mohabbat Kar Kay Dekhi Toh Mohabbat Ko
Pehchana Hai….
Wafa Buss Naam Ki, Bewafai Ka Fasana Hai
Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi
lagta.
Dunia walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta.
Jb tak larka larki bhag na jaeen.
Muhalay walon ko pyaar sacha nahi lagta.;)…:D….:)….;)….!!!!!
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*GOOD EVENING DEEPAK ND ALL *
Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
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Saali kutti R.M.D.:-> Khati thi.:-P;-)
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A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, “Pastor, my dog is dead Could there be a service for the poor creature? Pastor replied, No, we can’t have service for an animal in the church. However, there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal. “Then the man answered “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of R10million in return for the burial service? “Pastor Shouted, “Blood of Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?”
Ye Mat Socho Ke Tum Chhor Do Gi To Toot JaunGa,
Wo Bhi Jee Rahe Hain Jin Ko Teri Khatir Hum Ne Chhora Tha…!!!
touching lines…….
Kitni hai Munfrid Yu Zindagi ki Aarzu,
Mar Jate Hain kisi pe ‘Log’ JEENE k Wastee
Nic joke
hello navya di kaha ho …. and how was the exams???
Mere exam ache gye h
Samander Mein Utarta hoon tau ankhein
bheeg jati hain
Teri ankhon ko parhta hoon tau ankhein
bheeg jati hain
Tumhara Naam likhney ki ijazaat chin gayi
jab sey
Koi bhi lafz likhta hoon tau ankhein bheeg
jati hain
Tumhari yadoon ki kushboo khirkion mein
raqs kerti hai
Tere ghum mein sulagta hoon tau ankhein
bheeg jati hain
Mein Hans key jhail leita hoon judai ki
sabhi rasmain
Galey jub uss key lagta hoon tau ankhein
bheeg jati hain
Na-janey ho giya hoon iss gadr hasaas
mein kab sey
kisi sey baat kerta hoon tau ankhein bheeg
jati hain
Woh sub guzrey hoye lamhaat mujh ko
yaad aatey hain
Tumharey khat jo parhta hoon tau ankhein
bheeg jati hain
Hello friends
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har baadlo pe yakeen naa kro..
kucch barash k chale jaate hain..kich faila dete hain.
kucch bijli gira k chale jaate hain
kucch chida kr chle jaate hain
jau bathroom aur shower k niche khde hokr naha lo!!
hello dear
itne jaldi good night????
gd joke*
hey frndz
kha ho ap log dikh nhi rhe hai?
Mujhe Aansuon Ki Talab Nahi,
Mujhe Zindagi Ki Talash H
Jise Dhoond Kar Bhi Na Pa Saki,
Mujhe Phir Uski Talash H
Good morning friends
how are you