Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai?
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पप्पू और उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड एक दिन स्कूल के ग्राउंड में बेठे ठे
गर्लफ्रेंड ने कुछ सोचते हुए पप्पू से पूछा: "यार, ये लाल किल्ला लाल क्यूँ है?"
पप्पू भी मजाक के मूड में था बोला.
पप्पू: "क्यूंकि, रजनीकांत ने पान खा कर उस पर पिचकारी मारी थी, अब ये मत पूछना की ताज महल सफ़ेद क्यूँ है"
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Baba Ji sory but aapko ye joke mastjoke pe dalna tha :((
joke acha hai but iss joke ka yaha koi kaam nhi :tdown
Soch kyu dala idhar
ohhhh jawab ke thanx baba
joke ab samjh me aaya
Abe anuj kitni baar bola ha, kisi aur baba ke chakar me mat pada kar. baba sexydas ki hi bakti kara kar dimag tej hota ha. Par meri koi sune tab na
hahahaha tajmahal ke upar rajini kant ne neeche waali pichkaaree maar dee hogee hehehehehahahaaa very nice
Dosto ap log nhi aate to hum b only joke read karke chale jate hai…:-(;-(:-C
thanks admin
thanks Alok Gupta ji for appriciating..
nilesh 2 days holiday h meri and boss is out for training for one week…..ab bus net aur mein bus…..
Ye suvidha kb se lagoo hogi…..:) :-):-DB-)8-);-D:P.
Mst joke hai.ab rajnikanth ne taj pr b niche se pichkari mari hogi.
Par eh toh batao kutam binar teda koy hai kay hawa chod di thi
@ admin why my post has not been approved ???
will u pls specify
Bcoz all jokes are copied from our site and you are pasting here again
only 3 jokes which are not posted here is now in our factory and will be published as a jokes not in comments.
so Bad yaar!
by the way it is not coied from ur web’s although the same jokes may be here to, merely a coincidence.
Monica ji first of all yes all are from my site.
Actually main joke ko hamesha rewrite karta hun and apni langauge mein likhta hun dobara se.
So mere jokes ko pahchana ho to mere joke mein har Letter ka first word capital hota hai
2nd jo bhi baat ho vo properly Commas mein hoti hai like Pappu: “Kya Haal Hai”
To main apne jokes dusr se bhi pahchan leta hun… nahi yakeen to jo jokes apne mere ko send kare the, uski line ko copy karo idhar search karo same to same vo hi 1% bhi alag nahi milega.
But thanks for the mehnat dear
it should be ‘too’ and not to, apologize!!
Hii.. dosto kha hai & kya kr rhe hai….???
Koi online hai kya…??
koi nahi hai.sab so gaye :) u bhi so jao.good n8 :))
Hame to neend bhi nhi aati jabki hamara kisi ke sath chakkar bhi nhi hai.
i m still awake priya ji
Hum to nind se jag gye ji.. Ab tum b jag jao:) :) :-)
tumko gud morning bol de, ya rahne de….:-/
chlo bol hi dete hai hai…. Hehehehe…… (dont mind dear)
GOOD MORNING DEAR*
happy baisakhi friends
baisakhi to maybe kal thi …….:)) aapko aaj happy vaishki
Science Teacher- Baccho Jinda Rehne K liye Kya zaruri hai…???
Boy-Itna b Nhi pata Mam….????
“Jinda Rehne K liye Teri kasam….
1 Mulaqat Zaroori h Sanam…!!!
Good Morning :)
Happy B.R. ambedkar jayanti…hahaha…..:))
Same 2 u.. Hihihihihi….
Hi frnds, remember me. Hows u all?
..hello!! friends kya haal sabke!!
..sabkucch accha to chal raha hai naa??
..agar nhi chal raha..to mujhe bula lena..sab kucch thik kr dungi!!!!
hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!
hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!hahahahahah!!
ladkio beware!!
..O N: S!!
Kya thik ker dogi
Kuchh jyada hi advanced lagti ho.
Good joke admin
Kya koi batayega ki kutta jab kutiya ko chodta hai to wo jaldi se alag kyon nahi hote
simply bcz the the penis of ‘he dog’ swells up and gets hanged in the vagaina of ‘she doggy’, in excitement during intercouse.
simple Biology.
well for ur information i must make u know one more fact. Do u know Dragon Fly?
the male dragon fly dies immediately after copulation, is a fact. but do u now why??
:) BCZ the shape of male dragon fly sex organ is like an arrow (<—–),
it enters into female dragon fly vagina but after copulation it could not come out bcz of its shape. it gets break inside female dragon fly body and thus the male dragon fly dies immediately after first copulation.
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The nature is really a scientist or an enginerr. she know what, how, when, and where of every world'ly question.
wah wah wah wah ……. pahli bar koi akalmand cheez aayi hai site pe
Mujh se Fraudship karogi
Sorry monika main is baare main janta hoon magar maine ye q majak ke taur per kiya tha tumhari is baare main jankari acchi hai nature ne her kisi ko soch ker hi banaya hai tum kya karti ho mujhse dosti karogi
Jao mangla ji ap kutta & kutiya se hi puch lo.. Hehehehe…..
Maine pucha tha per uski jagah tum jawab dete ho
@ Nilesh the question is not wrong as per gaining knowledge.
and yes if any one is eager to know, if u can’t help him, don’t make a joke of him/her either.
lagtaa he ab kuchh padhe likhe log aane khuru ho gaye hain iss site pe,
mubarak ho admin,
agar ye padhe likhe log hindi me bile to hum bhi kuchh gyaan prapt kar lenge.
hahaha thanks everyone. well @lalit if u knows the answer why don’t u post any question which u really don’t know and if u know something very different unknown to us, make us know.
and yup someone (perhaps lalit) above asked me what i does, so for him (them) i must tell i am a software professional, low level programmer, System programmer to be more perfect.
loves to code in c, c++,Perl, Lisp,…… and yup scripting is my passion! Linux scripting.
already in love with Linux…
Yaar Monica If you are really a girl to mere se setting kar le.. I am PHP Programmer ;)
Khud Milega Jab Mil bethenge Developer 3 ;) Me You & My Scrappy
Thnx admin. HaHaHa, sorry i have gone rude but setting !!!
hey i don’t underestimate u.
bt i don’t like to code in PHP, HTML, CSS, Adobe, SQL or .Net,…., bcz these don’t give the essence of programming, these high-level language will never give u a challenging situation. It is more or less like a government job, everytime the same procedure.
and yup, i am your’s friend (mind it-only friend), as of everyone.
(I am also a part-time hacker :))
Regards,
Hmm, Who says high level programs are not challenging…? Give It a Try Dear ;) Then You Know How Hard Are They
I dont think you are my friend :( buhuhuhu… setting karti nahi friend kahe ki :p And I dont want to be as a friend like every one.. wanna be something special
Good To Know You are a hacker… SO Kya hack karti ho ;) hume b to batao
o yaar admin iss monica sharmaa ki language kuchh jaaane pahchaani si nahi lag rhi he,lagtaa he ye bhi jaldee hi yahaan se vida le jaayegi.
SASTA to hai hi,SUNDAR ki garauntee nahi he magar TIKAU maal to lagtaa hi nahi ye
hehehehehe sahi bola ;)
Sex is like restaurant :
Some time u get good service,
Some time u get bad service,
some time u get no service,
&
Many times u have to be happy with self service
बेटी:- मा गाँव में फ़ौजी आए हैं!
माँ:- अंदर आजा इनकी नियत बहुत खराब होती है!
बेटी:- माँ फ़ौजी पाकिस्तानी हैं!
माँ:- तो बकरी को भी अंदर ले आ!
ज़ख़्म देने का अंदाज़ कुछ ऐसा है ,
ज़ख़्म देकर पूछते हैं अब हाल कैसा है ,
किसी एक से गिला क्या करना यारो ,
सारी दुनिया का मिज़ाज एक जैसा है
@ mausam u must mind every word u type.
mind it.
sasta
tikau
sundar
maal ???
respect others to get respect.
hope u understand.
Regards,
Hmmm… dear idhar sab aise openly and mast wale mood mein baatein karte hai..
So dil pe nahi lene ka, and agar dil pe lene ka to fir idhar nahi aane ka…
aur pls itni angreji na maro .. hamari khatam ho jayegi
And tumne setting ke bare mein scoha ;)
Koi hai? I nid online frnds