Laughing Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?
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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Boli
Teacher: “Tumhara Dimag Aajkal Kuch Jyada Hi Shaitani Baatein Nikalta Hai, Padayi Pe Dhyan Diya Karo”
Pappu: “Ji Mam”
Teacher: “Ab Ye Batao Ki Laughing Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?”Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola: “Sex”
Teacher: “Shame On You, How Can You Say That”
Pappu: “Mam Simple, Laughing Ha Ha Ha Hoti Hai, Aur Sex Ah Ah Ah“
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good yaar PAPPU ki soch muj se kitni milti hai na….
@RUKHANa agar PAPPU jesa beta chahti ho to meri sharan me aa jao
DOSTO kal 26 JANUARY hai sabko badhai meri taraf se ADVANCE me…..me agar tum logo ke paas hota to sabko mithai khilata…..bolo sab milke
HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD
nice joke hehe.
@admin kese ho bhai.
@sheela yar u r my fvrt dear,yar kal me dlhi me tha isilye cmnt nai depaya,wese mra lnd tho 7 ka nai 8.5 ka hai, koi bt nai fir se mesr karlna wse tme pasnd aya ya nai,kesi ho dear.lve u janu.
@ravan bro keso ho bhai,yar lofar se war nai horai,wo tho apna bhai hai,or bhai se ksi war,bs thdi masti ho rai.
@rana bhai hru,bhai mri ek nai do do jodhidar hai hehe.
@rashi baby tje ktni bar bolu ki me tje kbi nai bhulta,pvs cmnt dkh lo pta chal jaye,kb chlna hai dte pe ye tho btao hehe.
@lofarchodu singh yar bhut yad kia muje bhai dar mat me hi tri bibi ki maruga,wese kal me tri bibi ki hi ch..t marha tha ek din me kai round ho gaya tha isilye cmnt nai dia.hru.
@panch jan kesi ho dear,ms u.
@preet janu ab ksi tbiyat hai tmhari,yar apna khyal rakho nai tho me ajauga wha pe,lve u baby.
@kapil,kumar.anil,shruti,mausam,dev,jay,divya,dheraj,ratan,chulbul,raj n frnds kese ho sb.
hehehehe nice joke
happy republic day all my indian bhai or bhabhiyo
just 4 my friends
Who loving SEX as well as SENSEX.
What is SENSEX ?
If u enjoy Sex with
Moonmoon Sen
Raima Sen
Riya Sen
Susmita Sen
Kokna Sen
Its call "SENSEX"
Hey frnds gud moning.
@kpile ji mai i pil ni rkhti qki mai esi prob ane hi ni deti.
@lofar kha ho?
@rahul kha ho jan?
@admin ji pappu ki aad mai khi ap apne childhood ki story to ni btate ho ha ha ha.
nice yar ………………
Good joke….bacche bahut kuch jante hai.
very funny joke… n
@raaj, tum bindaas nahi ho sirf binds banne ka dikhawa karte ho,agar tum bindas hote to comt karna band nahi karte, tumhe kyon dusro ki prob se matlab rahta ha, tum chahte ho naa ki ladkiya tumse nafrat kare par tumhare itne koshis ke bawjud koi ladki tumse nafrat nahi karti he he he…sorry hasi aagai thi, kya kare sabhi girls bewkuf jo hai except rosy! come soon pls…v r frndz, ek to comt dena warna aaj k baad me kabhi comt nai dungi
rashii ji mera I LOVE U sis wala tha
waise lesbian kya hota hai
Divya ji mera b sis wala I LOVE U too
hi madhav kaise ho
Divya jee Accha hu aur aap to mujhe bhul hi gaye. paper ki tiyari ke kara mai comment abhi nahi karta hu.
@Kapilji, u r really practical in life, good going….
@Dhiraj, he he he r u waiting 4 imran, u r so sweet n good human being
@Adminji, Aapke kya kehne, gud job
@Panchiiji, aa jaiye pl dekhiye sab aapko kitna miss kar rahe hai, shayad raj aur shallu v aa jaye
@Rashiiji, aapko dekhkar to jealousy hoti hai kitni achi ho aap,mujhe khushi hogi agr aap mujhe apni bahan bana le to
@Sheela, ravan,lofer,rukhsana,rana,rahul,n all frndz u all r rock… i like u so much
Hi simmi ji u r so sweet , ap khud bahut achi ho n is site ki sabhi grls meri sis he hai, aj mujhe ek or sis mil gayi thnx simmi ji
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!…happy republik day in adv
jai hind jai bharat
Good joke :P
In advance»» Happy Republic day to all of you friend.
Divyaji kaisi ho or kaise ho!decide,& reply
mai thik hu ravi ji ya ravi sir decide kar lena ki aage se kya bolu ravi ravi ji ya ravi sir ok
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
to All of You My Friends.
Aur is joke ke baare me kehna chahti hu ki Pappu Beta
ek din zaroor IAS banega..
ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhh,,,..,,……………….
He sal a papp ek din aapni techar ko lekar jarur bhagega
Admin bhai r u ok aj subh se kisi ka comments publis ni ho rha h. Kya bat h bhai ki bhabhi k sath busy to ni ho.
OMG! Pappu ji ab to aapne hadd he ker di
Good evening admin ji n mere sweet frnds kaise ho ap sb?
Dhiraj ji n dev ji kaha ho meri lovely bhai, dev ji lofer ji me itni himmat nhi ki wo rashii ko kidnap ker sakey hahahaha
Mausam ji ap kb tak clints k office me rehogae? hehe
shallu ji exam to mere b hone wale hain
arush ji ap w2h per he rehte ho jra yaha b thodi si dhoom macha dijiye hehe
wanted ji raavan ji n rahul ji ap he ho jo mujhe nhi bhule thae
raj bindaas, panchi ji, preet ji, daksh ji, n wo jo gayab hai ap kb tak chup rehogae?
Divya ji , sheela ji, anjali ji kithe ho ap sab
kapil ji bdhai ho 1st aaney k liye
admin ji ap naraj ho mujhe acha nhi lag rha hai
happy Repulican day
Jay hind jay hindustan
Jay hind jay hindustan
Jay hind jay hindustan
@sheela darlng tmne sai kha ki tm ipil nai rakhti,ye b tho btado kyo,kuki me hamsa cndm rakhta hu apne pas.sai kha na jan.
Admin you live in mumbai na… He..he..he….
Hi Raashi,
I LUV U 2.
Divya frm where u??????????
How r u divya
Hey rahul dear tumhe mene kha tha mujhme or preet mai se kisi 1 ko jodidar bnao tum dono k sath ni rh skte.
Hi simmi i love yor nam dear
@hey rashi mujhe ku chhod diya mujhe b apni sis bna lo.
@Panchhi meri janejigar kaha ho yar i really love u nd missing u janu ab aajao lofar k liye ajao.
@Rahul chodumal(BLW) Yar kaise ho yar parso nd kal to poora time apni bibi k sath raha hu aur jiske sath tune pura din round mare hai wo Sheelaji thi wo beech me kuch time nikalke Lofar ko batane aayi thi k Rahul Chodumal ka bilupt 7 inch ka hai hehehehe
@Sheelaji mai yahi hu aapke aas pass aur aap to gajab ki jadugarni ho bilupt ko b 7 inch kar diya hahahaha
@Rashiiji Lofar kisi ko kidnap nahi karta balki usko ghar me ghus k thokta hai ap soch lo ap ko kab thuk…. hai hehehehe
@Simmiji apka name bhut pyara hai shayad ap b bhut pyari hongi kyo
@Ravan Rana Dev Wanted Anjali Kapil Raj bnds Mausam Divya Rosy Admin Dhiraj Jay Anil Ratan Preet dr Kumar Matrix Pal Pankaj nd al frnds Happy Republic day
Hindi Hindu Hindustan
Gaand Maraye Pakistan
Jai Hind Jai Bharat
Hey frnds happy republic day…. @raavan meri jan mere sweetu frnd kaise ho tm sweetheart? @heya lofar kaise ho?republic day pe koi lofargiri mat kr dena be…. @he he he raj my sweet frnd ap kaha busy ho yaar?kal to chhuti hai na to badmashi chhodo aur cment kro vrna me badmasi pe utar ayi to tmhari pitayi kr dungi heheh kafi dino se kisi ki pitayi ni ki hai bahot man kr rha hai hahah..,… @ hey rahul missd u jaan ki hal hai apke suna hai tmhari aur lofar ki biwi ajkal jail ki hawa kha rhi hai tum dono k l**d ke murdr case mein heheh apni biwi ko chhod kr dusri ladkiyo ke pichhe bhagoge to esa hi hoga heheh ab naya kharid lo made in china sb mil jayega…heheh tikta nhi par bikta jarur hai china mal…heheh @hey raavan jan me lofar k sath koi maze ni kr rhi hu..heheh exame k maze jarur le rhi hu…. @hey rashi di kesi ho? @simmi u r very gud gal dekho me aa gai…aur muje ni lgta raj mere karan chala gaya bt agr vo mere bulane se aa jayega to muje bahot khushi hogi…. @hey sheela kya jalve dikha rhi ho yar nice cment pad k maja ata hai tmhare…. @hey shallu mere bhalu kaise ho aur kaha ho? @preet,kapil,dev,ratan,ravi,dr. Kumar,anil,rehan ,rana,wanted kese ho sb?
@simmi, except rosy matlab? No1 hates u xcept rosy or al gals r bevkuf xcept rosy? Plz clarify.. N let me tell u dear tat i dnt hate any1 except 1 guy on tis syt n its nt raj. N i dnt thnk al r bevkuf.. In fact i find many gals swt here
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhappy 26 jaanuary
admin bhai kha ho yar,cmnt ku approve nai karhe ho itni der se.bhai tbiyat tho thk hai na.
@Rahul Chodumal(BLW) tu condom kya ungli me pahanke sex karta hai kya kyuki lu¤d to tera bilupt hai hahahahaha
Hello everybody
happy Republic Day
@rashii di, mera mood thik nahi hai…aap yaad kar lena to main cmnt kar doonga…@JAY..kucch karo naa….mein ab jata hoon…byee:(.
Achha joke hi.. Mujhe pappu ko dekh kar doubt aa rahaa hi? …,.. Kya sach much pappu santa ka beta hai? Koi to b answer dö…?
@Admin, r u o.k.?
hu hu ho ho ho
Hi all frinds of this site
Happy Republic Day
to all od you.
@Rashi Ji main costumer k paas nhi hoon,
Main Banglore(Imtex 2011)me hoon.aaj last day hai.
badi mushkil se time nikaal k ye cmnts likh rahaa hu.
thanks ki aapne mujhe yaad to kiya.
@Admin bhai kaise ho?
@Divya ji ,anshul,prince,……………..and all friends sabhi ko hi and hello.
Hey fr. Gud morning
@hey panchh i m so happy 2 c u ab kbi mujhe chood k mt jana frnd i miss u n love u.
@divya ji mere sath bhed bhav q ho rha h ap ne mujhe kbi i love u ni kha kya mai apki sis ni bn skti.
@lofar sheela ki jwani abi apne dekhi kha…. Ni to apko pta chal jata sheela kya kya kr skti h.
@ravan ji kha ho ap?
Happy republic day.
Gud joke…me lol nai likhunga infact me pura expression dikhunga ha ha hahahahahahaahahahahahhaha……….
@Admin – sada khush raho…..
@Simmi – Aap koun hai? mujhe aisa kyon lagta hai aap mujhe janti hai ya mera hi koi frnd hai, mujhe aapke comt se darr lagta hai, itna read to mujhe mere papa v nahi kar paye, ek req hai if u treat me as a frnd then pls mere naam par koi comt na dena pls pls pls aur haa panchhi ko me bahan to nai manta hu par bahan se kum v nahi manta hu me ushe kabhi dukhi nahi dekh sakta okey!
@Panchhi -he he mujhe v kafi din ho gaye pitai khaye huye par jaldi batao kab pitna hai mujhe, me beshabri se wait karunga!
@Punit – same on u! kitna jhuth bolege ab to sharm karo, kisi ka biswas jitne me sari jindagi kam pad jati hai aur tumne bar bar kisi k biswas ka exam liya,disgusting!
@Rashiiji – ab to mujhe aap se v darr lagne laga hai aap kis mitti ki bani hai itna patience tumhare pass aaya kaha se,mene aapko itne gande joke sunaye fir v aap mujhe apna dost manti ha, aap ne mujhe nahi bhula naa.., sach me ladkiyo ka samjhana ragistan me jharu lagane k barabar hai
@Ravan – tumne mera dil jit liya yaar thanx mujhe har comt me yaad karne k liye tumhara sath kabhi nahi chhorunga
@Divya – how r u?
@Anjali – anjali u r so selfish tumne sirf jay ko thanx kaha mene v tumhe bahut miss kiya yaar
@Sheelaji – mene aisi koi baat nahi kahi jisse aapko hurt pahuche, fir v koi baat buri lagi ho to m sorry
@Kapil – kya kaha… jabardast reply mujhko hunnnn! tu kabhi de kar dekhiyo, i trust u ur comt reflect wid double velocity… aur tune mere absence me shayad ek bar v mijhe yaad nahi kiya…. dekh liya tujhe v aur teri dosti ko v
@Dhiraj – i think u need take rest
@Pankaj – yaar aise hi joke sunate raho…..
@rana -kaise ho bhai, chodumal,lofer,preete,mausam,jay n all Happy republican day nd me kahin nahi gaya tha yaar bas thoda busy tha chalo sab jaldi jaldi apna comt do
Divyaji hum to ji hi pasand karte hain,sir pasand nahi karte hain…………..
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frnds
i m new 4 this site
Dosto abi abi hamare savvaddata Rahul Chodumal(BLW) ne apni ga@nd k hawale se ye khabr di hai k aj lalkile pe jhandarohan me jis dande ka istemal hua hai wo apne ADMIN ka Lu¤d hai isliye wo poora din aj koi b joke ya cmnts publish nahi kar sakenge.dhanyawad.
Raj bindaas ap ka cmt aa he gaya, waise ap thae kaha itne din se, n aapne mujhe koun se gande joke sunaye thae mujhe nhi pta, n ap mujhe samjhne ki koshish na he kerey to wo he ap k liye accha hai(kahi apko mujhse pyar na ho jaye hehehe) n kya kerey dosti ki hai nibhani to padegi he hehehe
dhiraj ji jyda upset mat rha kero, her situation me khush rha kero n dev ji apki rashii di bilkul thik hai
lofer ji ap kh jyda he bol rahe ho, limit me rehker cmt kero mujhe
sheela ji, panchi ji, divya ji, preet ji, anjali ji, simmi ji kaisi ho ap sab?
Arush ji, shallu ji, Mausam ji, Anshul ji, raavan ji, ratan ji, rajesh ji jb free ho jao to cmt dijiyega
rahul ji ap k sath exam ka baad he janey per vichaar kerungi
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26-1-2011
Ki Hardik Badaiya
VERY GOOD JOKE
hi sparsh how ru
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahha.
Are yaar neetu tujhe kyo dard ho rha he
Ha Ha Ha
Kisne dal diya,i m here
hi friends lo main aa gaya….. now plz keep in touch.. i like to b part of ur company.
it's a very lovely joke.
Admin ji shyad apki site se meri id leak hui hai bcz maine apki site k siva or koi b site join nhi ki hai or na he main chat room me jati hu
saturday ya sunday ko meri id me unknown mail aayi thi
rajesh tanvar name se
Rashii madam impossible.. mana ki aap kahi nahi jate ya id kahi nahi dete.. par is site se koi b id nahi dekh sakta….
Aapka shakq krna jayaj hai.. but believe me its not possible.
Sry admin ji
meri baato se apko hurt hua, m really sry
Madam hmm july me puri tarah madam ban jaungi tb madam boliyega, abhi sirf rashii hu
mdam matlab tumhari shadi ho rahi hai… ya hehe kahi teacher lag rahi ho
Vese shadi ke chances abhi hai to nahi sirf 23 years ki ho.. aur sayani ladkiya 25+ ke bad shadi karti hai
Hey admin ji apko kaise pta main 23 ki hu, chori pakdi gayi apki
admin ji mujhe july me MSc n BEd dono ki degree mil jayegi or BEd ki degree k baad main teacher ban jaungi
abe ullu kjyunki teri id mein 88 hai hehe andaja lagaya mene
ab to set ho ja mere se janu
Admin me kuch samjha nahi 88 se age 23 ka kya wasta hai mr genius
Hehehe raj uske liye tuje babs ke paas jake dimagvardak booti ka juice peena hoga.
Samjhje wali rashii janu samajh gayi hogi
Good morning
very smart admin ji, toh aapko pta chal he gayi meri age.
han dear number bhi dede na
hi admin, i am new member in ur site, mujhe yaha ke rules nahi malum, kya main aap sabki dost ban sakti hu.