Let Me See That Little Thing
Views: 21,009 - Posted on 06 Jul 2012
Doctor To Lady: “Your Heart, Lungs, Pulse & B.P Are Ok, Now Let Me See That Little Thing Which Gets You Ladies Into All Kinds Of Trouble”
Lady: “No-No”
Doctor Smiles and Says: “I Didn’t Ask You To Strip, Just Show Me Your Tongue.”
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students
The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade!.My sister is in
the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I thinkI should be in the
third-grade too!”
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teach…er explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Princi! pal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Boy.: “9″.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Boy.: “36″.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy.
can go to the third-grade.”
Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment “Legs.”
M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
Boy.: “Pockets.”
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open
really wide and before he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re
bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot
of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they’re married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
“Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!” :p
very gud…
solid h but smj se bahar
english me hai na.
hehhehehe….. dikha do yaar..! doctor hai yaar nahi to phir injectin bhi dega nd g# bhi baad me marega! hhahahaa… :-)
alok bhai apne to hmre lie bhabhi dhund di i m hapy
ab apne liye jijaji bhi dudhnge,abhi-abhi ek ladki nd aur bhai kah diya.
or kisne bhai kaha yar
or to kisi ne nahi kaha ,bas……
pahle jaan to lo kya sch hai. Uske baad kuchh kahna.
Dosto uski glti nhi. Use sdma lg gya hai isliye muze bro bol rhi hai. Par q lga use ye sdma jaan ne k liye pdhte rhiye nonvegjokes at 3:30 pm today. Thanx
:)
hi deepak ji
Hellooo…Rashii ji..
Hw r u..?
Ap bht tym bd site pr ayi…
Rashii ji ap ko pata h..yaha ka hr banda aj b ap ko dil se yaad krta h….
Ap ka yaha ana hum sb k liye 1 khushnuma ehsaas h…
Thnx dear…
Hi rashii welcome back
hahaheheheh gud :)
Good
Jeete raho principal….
And the pope appeared in Niliesh’s joke. See, there is hardly a joke without these great people.
hehehe …
@mr bechlr thankss
@del ji thankuuu ……abhi se marriage/ladka :O :O abhi to bacchi hun :D :D
Happy Birthday…PRIYA JI..
.
….I know it’s too late but…
A relaxed mind,
A peaceful soul,
A joyful spirit,
A healthy body &
A heart full of love…
All these are my prayers 4 u…..
b’day kal tha ji …aaj kyu wish ???
anyways thanksss
Blted happy birthday
Tumhen Jo Besabab Mujh Se Khafa Hone Ki Aadat Hai!
Ye Aagaz Hai Judai Ka Ki Andaz Hai, Mohabbt Hai.?
Wafa Ke Rang Mein Dekho Jafa Achhi Nahi Hoti.!
Kisi Se Dosti Mein Itni Wafa Achhi Nahi Hoti.!!
Chlo Ab Maan Bhi Jao Bahut Ho Chuki Ranjish!
Kisi Din Aur Kar Lena Ye Poori Apni Tum Khwahish.!!
Bus Kehne Ki Bataen Hain Nibhata Kaun Hai, Kis Ko…??
Chalo Ab Dekh Lete Hain…Manata Kaun Hai, Kis Ko..?
Barish aur main,
dono ek jaisay hain, rote hain,
tadapte hain,
sisakte hain, machalte hain,
bond bond dard ka!
khamoshi se apni ragoon main utar lete hain,
… aur phr muskura kar chupke se..
chup ki chaddar odh lete hain..
haan sahyad,
BARISH aur MAIN dono ek hi jaisay hai
Han, Shayad barish or aap dono 1 jaisay ho…
Hr kisi ko ap ka intzar hota h…
Hr kisi k dil mai ap k liye pyar hota h…
Jb bhi baraste ho., 1 tufaan sa manzar dil me rakhte ho,,
or fir
barsne k baad 1 khushnuma ehsaas dil me bharte ho…
Han, shayad barish or ap dono 1 jaisay ho….
wah deepu kya jawab diya h ……
I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62%
of women had affairs during their lunch
hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life
who would give up lunch for sex.
gud joke..
Gd evng frndz
del bro hw r u??
And dear all frndz hw r u all…???
nilesh ji i still can’t walk correctly…..
but trying….pain still persist…..
rest god knows…..
m f9 nilesh ji..hw r u??
aaj phir meri gali me aya tha ek majnu,
kambhakt kismat se uska didar na kar paye….
…..bus hum hi the jo saale ko ek pathr na maar paye.
aaj bahit aacha din h ….rashi ji aa gyi…….
WELCOME BACK
hmmmmmm
Tummmmm…
aur wo…….
Hello friends whats going on?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s
sexual harassment. When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
the beutiful lines said by a boy to his gf:-
.
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BOY:- The next grl whom i wil luv in d world wil b our daughter
comt.jaldi publish nahi hote, not enjoyble.
gud mrng friends
gd mrng del bro..
And dear all frndz,..???
awsme…hlo everyone
one wrd FAADU..
hlo everyone…