Letter Type Karna Hai

Kisi Baat Pe Pati Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya Thha

Unki Bol Chal Bilkul Band Ho Gayi Thhi, Koi Jaruri Baat Ho Tabhi Baat Karte Thhe

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Pati: “Beta Mummy Se Kaho Ke Letter Type Karna Hai, Type Writer Pe

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3 Din Baad Biwi Ne Pappu Ko Kaha

Patni: “Beta Daddy Se Kaho Aaj Letter Type Karlen.

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Pati: “Beta Mummy Se Kehdo,Letter Zaruri Tha Daddy Ne Hath Se Hi Likh Liya

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  88 Comments

  1. kaminey says:

    are yar pappu se yaad aya….aap sabhi ko hue atyant harsh k sath suchit karna chata hu k kal pratah 8 baje mere pappu ka mundan hai to aap sab karyakram me sadar amantrit hai to kripya aakar mere pappu ko aashirwaad de
    aur isi khusi me 1 sanskritik item song b ayojit kiya gaya hai jiske mukhya atithi hongi hazzaron lode ki maharani PRIYA n admin honge waha k senapati jo k waha b athitiyon ko approve karenge DHIRAJ pappu ko tali baja k dua denge SAMIR waha b koi flop sho k jhanki khol k beth jainge BB ROSY cat wak karengi n achanak unka top gir jaiga n fir ap logo ko pata chal jaiga k m use BB rosy q bolta hu n PIA PRIYANKA NIMA suprtd by al gals ek atyant lundwardhak sanskritik itm song pesh karengi jise dek k aap sab ka lund tanak jaiga…
    or mere hathi n chiti wale sawal ka jawab n jawab dene wale ko uska surprz gift b is sanskritk karyakrm k bad hi ghosna ki jaigi.
    to aap sab jrur aye bt tofa liye bina na ayen…dhanyawad
    JMC

    1. admin says:

      Bade dukh ke sath suchit kiya jata hai ki kaminey ke pappu ka mundan ho raha thha or galti se uska sir katt gaya hai buri halat mein use hospital le jaya gaya. Shok se kamina behosh hua pada hai. Pappu ko doctor ne 24 hr ICU mein rakhne ko bola hai aur sath mein 2 bottles khoon. Pary cancel ho gyi hai. Stay tuned with us for more details

      1. kaminey says:

        yar admin tu bada hi honar bacha hai kam me itna bhul jata hai k pados k b hosh nai tuje khamkha sari ladkion ko dara diya tune
        to gals m tum sabi ko bata du dnt wry mere pappu ko kuc nai hua
        jo khun admin ne deka tha wo 21 jode batlo(boobs) ki kurbani thi jisme batlo ko kat k nibu k tarh nichod k mere pappu ko nehlaya gaya..n jo kate sar tune deke the wo 11 lode ki bali chadai gayi thi mere papu ko aur fir ye sare rition k bad khyat naai JHANT FANTASY k shub hatho k dwara mere pappu ka mundan kisi muskil bina safal hua qk jhant fantsy ko +10000 pappuon k mundan ka exprnc hai
        yar admin tune fir party me khana sana khaya k nai..
        JMC

      2. admin says:

        Abhi abhi mili suchna ke anusar pata chalta hai kaminey ke mundan pe badi gaple baji hui hum jis lu*nd ka mundan samjh rahe thhe vo darasal kaminey ka nahi thha vo bazar se laya hua ek nakli ka dildo thha par saboot se pata chalta hai ki baal kaminey ke hi thhe jo ki micheal jackson ke ladke ka rape case mein milaye gaye us ladke se milte hai. Camera man Dhiraj Ji ne ek shoot kiya hai jismein kamina dukandar se ladd rha hai ki use chota dildo kyu diya gaya. Bada deta to mundan ke bad khud kaminey ki feelings puri krne ke kam aa jata.
        Baki ki details aapko kal di jayegi. So stay tuned

      3. Samir says:

        =====SHOK SANDESH====== apar dukh ki baat hai ki ICU me DHIRAJ ki " MUNYA " se khun lene k karam me pappu sort cirkit ka sikar ho k itna jal gaya ki ,ouse dekh kr kamina bar bar behos hone laga , DHIRAJ ne kamine ko dosti k nate apni munya ki sadi pappu se krne ka bachan diya…. ab kamine ki halat thik hai, DR admin ka kahna hai ki pappu ab jindagi vr " BAISAKHI " se chalega….

    1. anand says:

      @Rosy ji kya mai apka type writer use kar sakata hun hamesha ke liye..wo kya hai na ki mujhe bahut sare letter type karne hain, agar apka adesh ho to ham bina time waste kiye suru kar sakate hain..pls na mat kahiyega.

  2. Rukhsana says:

    Admin Sir!

    Aapne bahut accha jawab diya is "KAMINEY" ko.

    He deserve that type of answers.

    Is ke jaise log to DHARTI MAATA ke liye bojh bane rahenge.

  3. Pratap Singh says:

    Ek Badi Mazedar Shayari Yaad A Gayi Sabhi Ki DAD Chahunga………………..ARZ KIYA HAI………….. Jisko Hasino Ki Gulami Nahi Ati,Uski Jindagi Me Koi Kahani Nahi Ati,Kar Do Tum Bhi Khul Ke Izhar Pyar Ka,Samandar Me SUSU Karne Se Sunami Nahi Ati… ADMIN Bhai Narajgi Abhi Tak Kayam Hai Ya Kam Huyi…. Tum Rutha Na Karo Meri Ja Meri Jan Nikal Jati Hai.. Baki Iske Age Ka Sabhi Ko Pata Hai.

    1. admin says:

      Jawabi shayari Arz hai…
      Jo Hasino ki gulami karta hai, fir vo kuch aur nahi karta hai
      pyaar ka izhar mene nahi karna kyunki portty karne se earthquake nahi aata hai
      Pratap bhai na narajgi hamari thhi kabhi tumne aur na hi hongi
      hum isi vajah se kabhi ruth te nahi kyunki hamse apne chahone wali ki jaan nikli dekhi nahi jaati

    2. kaminey says:

      are yar PRATAP teri shyri sun k meri b ek nikal gayi..

      KESE KESE THE ARMAN BHOSRI K

      ANDHI K BAAD TUFAN BHOSRI K

      LADKIYAN CHUD CHUD K HO GAYI DHANWAN BHOSRI K

      FIR B CHAIYE UNHE ATMA-SAMMAN BHOSRI K

      TUM KYA SUN RE HO LAGA K DHYAN BHOSRI K

      JO SUNE WO GADHE KI GAAND BHOSRI K

      AUR JO NA SUNE USE CHODE SARA JAHAAN BHOSRI K

      ab PRIYANKA dadi bata do yaha kya galti ho gai hai..

      admi u can use dis also as nv shayri if u lyk it

      JMC

  4. Pratap Singh says:

    Sab Apne-Apne Joke Likhte Hai Me Bhi Likh Raha Hu Kaisa Hai Jarur Batana……………………….

    1 NAWAB SAHAB EK KOTHE PAR RANDI KE PAS GAYE JAISE HI UNNE DALA,DALTE HI NIKAL GAYA,,RANDI BOLI-SAHAB NE KYU JAHMAT UTHAYI CHAMMACH ME RAKH KAR BHIJWA DETE ME KHUD HI DAL LETI……hehehehe

  5. Pratap Singh says:

    1 Joke or fir bas……………… ladki ko bacha ho gaya……

    Boyfrnd.- Kisse Marwayi…………..

    Girl.- Pyar Se Boli JANU Jis Rat Tumhara Night Fail Hua Tha Us Rat Mera Bluetooth Open Tha.

  6. Samir says:

    _______CHOOT YAATRA_______ baba lundesber lal chutrani gita perbut k gufa me saran lenge …aur unke UNNAT PAPITA parbat (boobs) pr apne lundesber lal ki parikarma karbayenge… .kayi gandu typ pappu baba.aur phunu baba ish unnat papita se girkr napunsak ho gaye hain..hamare lundesber lal baba k prasad aur unke jhant k tabiz se kayi chuto ko naya jivan mila hai….

    1. mukund says:

      Bhai sahab,

      AAp logon ki bat sun sun kar ek sher yad aaya hai.Mujhe lagta hai aap sare isi type ke ho.

      "chodan chodan sab kare, chod sake na koy,

      jab chodan ki bari aye, lund khara na hoy."

      1. kaminey says:

        abe MUKUND …bache humra lund sota hi kab ai jo ise bar bar khad karna pade

        beta khade lund se bandh k boing 711 ko udane ka karnama BAKARCHODI BOOKS OF LUND RECORDS humare hi lund k nam se darz hai

        JMC

  7. priyanka says:

    pura padne pe sirf ek galti najar aa rahi hai ki…..yaha likha gaya hai ki unki baat chit bilkul band ho chuki thi ….sirf kisi jaruri chis pe hi baat karte the…..to letter type karna(***) koi jaruri kaam nahi tha….jo pappu ki madad leni padi ….vo khud hi is baare me baat kar sakte the

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka socho socho.. aur logo ko bhi try karne do na… hehehe vese joke ko samajh ke dekho tab technical problem pat alagegi

  8. Tanveer says:

    Anuj bhai begusaraye me mera koi pahchan nahi hai aur waha kabhi gaya bhi nahi hun agar koi room dila sako to mai khud aa kar use dhundna chahunga

    1. Anuj says:

      @Tanveer Tmko Begusarai Gav Lagta hai… Jo 1 Room Le Kr usko Dhund loge…

      Begusarai Me hi Barauni Hai… Usko kaha kaha dhundhoge

  9. Tanveer says:

    Yaar tum logo ne arz kia to mujhe bhi kuch sunane ka dil kar raha hai. Chalo suna hi deta hun. Ek ladki thi diwaani si. Ek lund pe wo marti thi. Chori chori chupke chupke chut me ungli karti thi. Chudwana tha sayad usko. Par lambe lund se darti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse. boobs dikha kar kahti thi. Lund kaisa hota hai ye lund kaisa hota hai.

    1. admin says:

      Hehehe rosy bacha wah ri dimag lagana aa gaya tujhe,, pehle mene socha tha tujhe chod do koi aur fasa lu par ab lagta hai tujhe fasa hi lu i am coming to u hehehehehe

  10. ahsaam says:

    HI, admin (sameer & vb)may be u guyz can bring something good n funny with these stuff below

    Don’t know how true it is… BUT ITS FUNNY Jokes

    ——————————

    This is Ultimate….. I bet after reading u may want to try “SELF-SUICIDE”….

    ['self- ' ???...this is just a beginning]…HAPPY JOURNEY !

    Below are profiles taken from shaadi.com .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.

    Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-

    Straight from the heart!

    [watch out for the final few ones!

    English lovers TAKE CARE ]

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If  any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me . I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welco me to my heart… when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident

    or send u letter..

    Thanks

    yours Regards ~*~

    (Truly yours)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

    she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work

    What Ho me work???

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I

    love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.

    I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i

    love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on

    ……..hold my hand forever !!!

    (The dil effect)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my

    luck. now

    i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

    (I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

    while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    (???????????????? What the hell…)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO

    LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

    THEY ARE

    1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

    2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

    3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    (all of us are loughing {laughing})

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one

    groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he

    would be called the man of the lamp

    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

    Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I

    love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is

    Suffering from ‘Ok-syndro me ‘)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &

    Mother. sister completely married

    (so me body please explain how to get married

    completely’?)

    ( Confused ????? )

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

    Height of desperation!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

    (No com me nts)

    (Plz for gods sake ask so me body’s help in framing sentence )

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.

    i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the

    good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other

    caste accepted …

    (but credit cards not accepted..???)

    (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?…)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

    service.

    Zebra..???)

    (Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

    rgds. Ahsaam

  11. nagesh says:

    wah wah guru chha gaye

    bhayya idher to na pappy hai na uski maa

    ham roj hi do lettre type karte hai

    wo bhi rat me sone se pahle! daily

  12. Rosy says:

    @admin, hehe. Waise toh mujhe khub sare mistakes dikhte h bt i dn like making othrs count it.bt tis tym u askd na, tats y. N avi v ur nt late, koi aur ko he fasa lo

    1. ahsaam says:

      heyyy aaliya chocobebo ..woh comment nahi tha yaar ..it was suggestion…but thnx anyway…hope to chat with u soon

  13. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    ohh srry AHSAAM.,, i said it cmmnt..,, n m waiting too.,,to hv a nyc conversatation vid u……..