LIC Ki Sex Policy

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Dosto Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki LIC Ki Ek Aur Policy Bhi Hai

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73 Responses to "LIC Ki Sex Policy"

  1. Panchhi says:

    Wovieeeee

  2. Panchhi says:

    Gud joke admin baba

  3. Panchhi says:

    Hello frnds…..gud mrning admin

  4. imran_snake says:

    accha hai btw jokes kaise post hote hai plz someone hlep yaar i have some nice ones up my sleev

  5. Panchhi says:

    Oye RAAVAN kaise ho yaar

  6. Panchhi says:

    Hi rashi,anjali,divya,tina,kapil,manish,punit,ratan,dil b..kaise ho sb?

  7. Rashii says:

    Is joke k liye kya cmt keru kh samajh nhi aa rha hai

  8. tina says:

    @kapil, spl tumhare liye ye policy aayi hain. hurry up……………………

  9. ritesh kolkata says:

    purane jokes hai.hi all sexy gals.hw r u?

  10. nagesh says:

    HaHaHaHa

    Joke is nice

    we can use dis punchline in our daily life

    lage raho

    CHUDHDHAM YUDHDHAM PRACHAND LAND AWATARI MAHA MANSAHARI JOKE SAMRAT SAMEER BABA

    TUMHARI JAI HO

    JAI HO

    JAI HO

  11. prince says:

    ajj bhi 1st hum hi hei

  12. Anuj says:

    kon kon karwana chahta hai lic

  13. Nitesh saini says:

    Bekar h

  14. Nitesh saini says:

    Hello anjli kha ho

  15. Nitesh saini says:

    Hi divya

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    me first

  17. kapil the cute boy says:

    yaar I PILL aane k baad to condom ka role hi khatam ho gaya hai

  18. kapil the cute boy says:

    PUNIT my dear friend tu pareshan na ho yaar tuje b tera pyar milega bas thoda effort ki aur zarurat hai….jisko der se milta hai use durust milta hai..aur jaha tak quiz ka sawal hai chal theek hai me ek game banane ki koshis karunga….

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar tumne mere sawalo ka jawab nhi diya…..i m waiting

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY….MY dear….missing u….where r u…..US to nhi chali gayi

  21. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA my dear tum pareshan mat hona yaar ab me aa gaya hu na sab theek ho jayega,,..

  22. kapil the cute boy says:

    MANISH ab kese hain DAD tumare…

  23. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI yaar me tumare liye kitne pyar se gift laya hu aur tum ho ki inkar kar rhi ho…dosto me inkar accha nhi hota

  24. kapil the cute boy says:

    A lovable story-

    a flight was flying

    through clouds

    suddenly it lost the balance

    everyone started

    shouting in fear

    but a small gl kept playing with her toy

    AFTER an hour…..

    the flight was landed safely

    a man asked the small gl

    "hw could u play with ur toy when everyone is afraid???

    the small gl smiled and said-"my dad is the pilot in this flight,,i knew he will land me safely""

    LOVE IS TRUST…..

  25. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN NHI YAAR KANTE NHI HAIN MUJME

    BAS APKI NAZRO KA FER HAI

    JHAANK K EK BAAR DEKHO DIL ME HAMARE

    PAOGE SIRF PYAR BHARE SITARE…

  26. kapil the cute boy says:

    RASHI dear kaun se subject se M. SC. kar rhi ho…..

  27. prince says:

    divya yaar mana ajj sunday hei but itni der tak sonna thik nahi sweet hart.

  28. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO me tumare liye chocolate launga my dear batao kaun si khaogi….

  29. manish says:

    gud joke,,,,lic wale bichare kaisi kaisi policiyan banane lgey hai,,,,hehehehe

  30. manish says:

    adminji kahan kahan se chant chant ke late ho jokes

  31. manish says:

    tinaaaaaaaaa tere bin nahi jenaaaaaaaaa,,,lol

  32. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiiiii januuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,,,, teen kises bhej raha hun tumhe ,,,1 for eyes,,,2 for cheeks,,,,3 for lips yaniki smooooooooooooootch……jaldi se accept karo.

  33. manish says:

    hii shabnam were r u,,,,,,tumhara aj kal koi comment nahi ata kahan ho aj kal….

  34. visu says:

    mast policy h !!!!

  35. manish says:

    anuj bhai,,,,,gud morning kaise ho kahan hoo

  36. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar next year me delhi aa rha hu..apna promise yaad hai na PVR chalenge movie dekhne…

  37. manish says:

    divyaaaaaaaaaa aj mai aa raha hun tumhare bank mein,,,,,,chai coffe ready rakhna

  38. kapil the cute boy says:

    PANCHI akele mat udna yaar me b aa rha hu

  39. manish says:

    admin jiiiiiiiiiiii mere jokes kab publsh hongeeeeeeeeeee bataooooooooooooooo,,,,,

  40. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiii kaha hoooooo online ao na yaaar,,,,,, mere kises tuhari wait kar rahi hai

  41. Kaushal says:

    Good one

  42. manish says:

    hello rashi ji,,,,,kya krti ho app,,,kahan rehti ho…..

  43. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiiiiiii kuch kuch hota haiiiiiiii

  44. Dine.. says:

    isme jyada mja nhi aaaya.

  45. anjali says:

    hyeeeeeeeee MANISHHHHHHHHHHHH maine tumhe dhund liya ab tumhari turn…….

  46. anjali says:

    hye MANISH tum kaha ho aj subh tumne mere msg ka rpl kyu ni kiya………….

  47. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN yaar kya baat hai comment to approve karo

  48. spicychick says:

    hiiiiii!!!!!! rashii di, kapil, tina i miss u lotss!!! mera right hand jal gaya tha, datz y commnt nai type kar pa rahi thi, still left hand hi use kar rai hu, :-(

  49. PRIYA says:

    .Mari nayi policy jab tak rahaga samose main aalu chudti rahagi mujh se ye shaalu

  50. AVISHEK says:

    MAINE BHI EK LI HAI AAP BHI LE ……….

  51. AVISHEK says:

    AUR MANISH TUMHARE PAPA KAISE HAIN ?

  52. Acky says:

    Hey Aaliya Dear….

    Why dont you reply me sweety. Is something wrong ??????

    Bye see you around My CUTIE-PIE.

  53. Rashii says:

    Kapil ji main MSc maths se ker rahi hu

  54. Rashii says:

    Spicy ab ap ka hath kaisa hai

  55. Rashii says:

    Manish main delhi se hu, ap k dad abhi b ICU mai hai?

  56. Nitesh saini says:

    Hello priya

  57. pankaj says:

    hey rashii how r u

  58. Punit mumbai says:

    Dosto mai b lic agent hu. Lekin business ki wajah se time nahi milta hai. Daddy lic ka kam kar lete hai.

  59. pawan says:

    he tinaa tum kaha ho i miss you please reply

  60. nagesh says:

    Dear Admin bro, abhi kuchh thesis ka kam chal raha hai, waise mai regularly tumhara jokes parta hun, koi bhi jokes miss nahi karta, haan comment karna band kar diya hai, bhagwan tumhe din duni rat chauguni jokes ki potaliyan thamate rahe

    ab mujhe comment karne me maja nahi ata hai, aise hi bich-bich me tumhe comment kar diya karunga

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