Little Johnny And Vibrator
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A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With ‘Tor‘ And That Eat Things
The First Little Boy Says: “Alligator.”
Teacher: “Very Good, That’s A Big Word.”
The Second Boy Says: “Predator.”
Teacher: “Yes, That’s Another Big Word. Well Done.”
Little Johnny Says: “Vibrator, Miss.”
After Nearly Falling Off Her Chair, She Says: “That Is A Big Word, But It Doesn’t Eat Anything.”
Johnny: “Well My Sister Has One And She Says It Eats Fuking Batteries Like There’s No Tomorrow!“
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ye Joke direct nahi dikh raha admin bro…nveg.in pe show kar raha hai..ab kahoge main yaha kaise aaya…link chura ke….he he he he…nveg pe is joke ka jo link tha..use manine nonvegjokes.com ke aage jod diya..ye page khul gaya…
@promise ye toda aapne ki…kal PAKSITAN PE joke bana diya..jab ki Rana from pakistan se aapne vaada kiya tha ki..duniya chahe jo kare..meri site pe Pakistan related jokes nahi aayenge…but kal aaye…
@Dhiraj Baby…good morning…
@del bro…maine bhi idhar udhar se sher khoj ke lata hoo..achhe lagte hain to post kar deta hoo…
@ good morning..all…
@Priya ji..aapka 3G comment bahut achha tha…aaj 3D ka wait kar raha hoo…
Eh lo 3D comment :D:D:D
ha ha ha ha..so nice. aaj saturday hai..agar aap chahen to The Amazing SpiderMan in 3D dekh sakti hain..lovely picture..
It Eats Fuking Batteries Like There’s No Tomorrow………ha ha ha ha….Kya Punch hai?
Hahaha very good
ye joke hai ? ? ?
Deepak bhai kese ho . Kl u ko rply nhi de paya sorry.
hey..good morning bro….kaise ho?
Navya ko bulao..wo samjha degi joke…
Price bhai navya muze joke nhi samzayegi qki usne to muze ek baar thanx v nhi kaha jb mene use birth day wish kia tha. Sabse pahle mene use wish kia tha 2:50 am par. Bt usne koi rply nhi dia. Me uske cmmts ko dhyan se read krta hun. Aur muze lgta hai k sirf mene hi uske birth day ko note kia tha. Bt mene usse koi shikayat nhi ki. Uski marzi hai wo jo chahe kre ya na kre.
DIL MERA TOD DIA USNE BURA KYUN MAANU
USKO HAQ HAI WO MUZE PYAR KRE YA NA KRE
Us ldki ka ab tk koi rply nhi aaya. Mene v use kamini maan lia. Ab Kisi or k bare me sochenge. Ldkiyan kya chahti hain kuchh samaz nhi aata . Selfish saali.
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS….
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Doston, Aj 30June h , aj hi k din ishvar ne hum sb ko… tohfe k roop me hamara 1 bht pyara dost diya tha ….
vo hum sb k ‘dil ki dhadkan h’…
hum sb ka ‘dilbar’ h…
or hehehe..kuwara bhi h…..
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Dear BRO,May the day bring you as much beauty as a garden full of pink roses in bloom, and inspire hope for tomorrow.
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Mny mny hpy rtrns of the day….
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Happy Birthday..BEACHLOR BRO,
Thanxs deepak bro
:) good mornig Dear…Prin((e*..
..u r so helpful!!tc!!
and some friends..jine mein yaad kr raha hoon!!
so cute baby….:D
thanks :) Priceless Prince!!
Gud mrng,,, DEAR.,,
:) meri yatra manglemay rahi…haha!!…tc Deepak!!
cute morning!!
Happy BirthDay Bachelor Boy…hagwan kare tumhara bachelor ki degree iss saal chhin jaaye…i mean koi ladki mil jaaye aapko…
Thanx prince bro bur sunao apki varansi ki yatra kaise rahi train mil gayi thi kya
yes bro…ekdum last minute me mera birth confirm ho gaya tha…main to thik se saans tak nai le pa raha tha train me bheed dekh kar jab meri birth confirm nai thi..but waahe guru ke mehar…sab badhiya raha…
Jo pyar kr gaye wo log aur the,
Dil me utar gaye wo log aur the.
NAVYA kaha ho?mele ko aad v joke smjh ni aaya :(
Beachlor bro , Happy birth day dear. Me dua krunga apko apka sachcha pyar mil jaye. Qki yahi wo cheej hai jo kisi kisi ko milti hai.
Thanx alok bhai
Happy birthday bachlor bro
Thanx lalit bro
Good joke
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:) DIL KI DHADKAN <3 <3 <3 <3* :) dhk dhk!! *
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It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday
I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do.
take care!!
Thanx swtheart dhiraj
:) tc dear have a nice day!!
okay type joke..!
happy birthday bachelor bro..!
Thanx nitesh bro
Ladki ne Aladin ka Chirag Ragda to Us Se Jinn Nikla aur bola,
Kya Hukum He Meri Aaqaa.?
Ladki-Pyaas Bujha do.!
Jinn-seven up wali..?
yaa seven Inch wali..? =)) X_X
A diary entry by a man -
Last week ,my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,the passion starts to heat up,and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..
‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’
Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes,so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamon dearrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me…
She Finally said, ‘I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.’
I could hardly contain myself then I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’
I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least the bitch knows I’m smarter than her! =D =))
♥.¸.•*´ ♥ good morning frndZz..!!
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happy birthday bachler bro…
I pray to god. That your bright your future. And full from happy. Tc.
Thanx nilesh bro
joke to samajh mein hi nhi aaya???
mai smjha deta hu….
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ye language aapko samajh me aati hogi,mjhe nhi aati…
kesi ho varsha dear ?
mai to thik hun..aap kaise h??
happy birthday Bachelor bro
aj dopahar ko kaise bro?
Thanx deleted bro busy hone ki wajha se reply late ho gayi so sorry dear
Apne Apne Hausle … Apni Apni Talab Ki Baat Hai.
Chunn Liya Hum Ne Unhen … Sara Jahan Rehne Dia !!
Superb..lines..