One Day In School Little Johnny Saw His Dad’s Car Passing By The School Playground And Go Into The Woods.

Curious Johnny Followed The Car And Saw His Dad And Aunt Jane In A Sexual Position.

Little Johnny Found This So Exciting. He Ran Back Home And Started To Tell His Mother:  “Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane…‘

At This Point Mom Cut Him Off And Said, “Johnny, This Is Such An Interesting Story, Lets Save The Rest Of It For Supper Time. I Want To See The Look On Your Daddy’s Face When You Tell It Tonight..‘

At The Dinner Table, Mom Asked Little Johnny To Tell The Story.

Johnny Started His Story, ‘Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane And Daddy Started Doing The Same Thing That Mummy And Uncle Bill Used To Do When Daddy Away for Meetings.‘

Mummy Fainted!

Moral: Sometimes You Need To Just Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To The Whole Story Before You Interrupt!

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