Log Pyaar Mein Kyu Girte Hai?
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Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki (Fall In Love) Pyar Mein Gir Gaya”
Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Bachha, Kyunki Pyar Mein Khada Ho Gaya Kahne Se Baat Ka Matlab Badal Jata Hai Na“
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- Ladki Pasand Aayi?
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Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha Yaamraj: “Chalo ..- Saas Bahu Ka Jhagda
Saas Apni Bahu Ke Roj Roj Ke Jhagdo Se Tang Thhi Tang Aa Kar Sas Boli: “Aaj Aane De Mere Bete ..- Aakhir Dulhan Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya
Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai. Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nah ..- Wah Re Chodu Kutte
Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi Kisaan Bechara Tang A ..Hindi Version
बाबा सेक्सिदास का एक भक्त एक प्रशन लेकर उनके पास गया
भक्त: "बाबा जी, लोग हमेशा ये क्यों कहते है की (फाल इन लव) प्यार में गिर गया"
बाबा सेक्सिदास मुस्कुरा के बोले: "बच्चा, क्यूंकि प्यार में खड़ा हो गया कहने से बात का मतलब बदल जाता है ना"
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Pyaar me pahle to khada hi hota hai.
Ab kon bol raha h ha..? Ab bhasand do aapne aap ko.
good joke chudmin….
good evning del ji!!”
gud evening aby
hehehehehehehehehe good joke Dell Inc hehehehe
hehehehe nice joke!!!
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta
hy.,
santa ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir
phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
santa:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti:!!!D
mai bhi ab yahi karunga yar hehehehe
Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend- GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Teacher: sb se zyada NASHA kis me hota he?????????
Student:padhai karne me!
Teacher:wo kesy?
Student: kitabain kholty hi NEEND ajati he.!!! ;)
tu muje mile or jahan ko pata na chale esa kbhi
hota h kya?????
vo raaz esa hi he mano ki ,,,,,,
jab badl barste h or mitti ki khushbu dharti se
aati h…………
Mujhe Samjhaya Na Karo
Ke Ab To Ho Chuki Mujh Ko, Mohabbat
Mashwara Hoti To Tum Se Poch Kar
Karte .
Tumhari yaad hi aksar hamein majboor karti hai
Warna shayari karna hum kab ka chhor chuke
hote…..
Roz Dalta Huya Suraj Ye Kehta H Mujhe
Aj Usko Juda Huye Ek Or Din Ho Gya …..
Talash karoon teri mohabbat ko, mujhe iski
zaroorat nahi,
Tera to khayal hi kafi hai mere jeene ke waaste.
Guzar gaya yeh din apni tamaam ronaqen le
ker…!
zindagi ne wafa ki to kal phir milengey.
” laws of attraction ”
gay male :roll: :arrow: gay male nd lesbian male nd lesgay male
gay female :roll: :arrow: lesbian male gay male nd lesgay male
lesbian male :roll: :arrow: lesbian female gay female nd lesgay female
lesbian female :roll: :arrow: lesbian female gay female nd lesgay female
lesgay female :roll: :arrow: at everyone
lesgay male :roll: :arrow: at everyone
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hello dhiraj dear h r u?? good evning!!!;D
@aby baby, m fine :) !!!!!
@Deepak Dear where R U :?: :?:
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*************GOOD* EVENING****************
Tere shaher teri soch se nikal jaaon ga
Kisi udaas sham main dhal jaaon ga
Tu Ju muker gaya hay her baat se apni
Dekh lena aik din main bhi badal jaon ga
Mat dikha mujh ko apna pashemaan chehra
Jab k tu janta hay main pighal jaaon ga
Chahe lakh terpoon tere intzaar mein
Mat lout k ana main sambhal jaaon ga
Tera hona itna zaroori tou nahin hay
Main tou yaadon k khilonon se behal jaon
ga
so emotional :)
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Mujhe Apnay Badan Ki Khusbhu Se
Masroor Kardo,
Mujhe Apni Nazuk Bahon Mein Mehsoor
Kardo,
Seenay Se Laga K Saaray Gham Door
Kardo,
Main Tumse juda Na Ho Paon Itna Majboor
Kardo,
Surkh Honton Se Pilao Ya In Mast Ankhon
Se,
Main Tere Jism Se Lipta Rahun Itna Choor
Kardo,
Leke Bahon Mein Tujhe Honton Se Itna
Choom Lon,
Faslay Sharam-o-Haya K Tum Bhi Door
Kardo,
Meri Nas Nas Mein Bas Jaye JAAN Pyaar
Tera,
Main Kissi Or Ko Na Dekhun Itna Maghroor
Kardo….!!!!
” so erotic lines aby :)
नीली आँखें झील के जैसी
होठ तेरे मय का प्याला
रुई जैसे कोमल गलों पे
तिल बैठा है कला कला
चूंची उत्तर का हिमालय
चूत नदी की धार प्रिये
झांटें तेरी सुन्दरवन
गांड दक्षिण का पठार प्रिये
बाहों में मुझको भर ले
न दूर कही मुझसे जाना
हर दम अब ये लंड हमारा
चाहे चूत तेरी पाना
कभी बनाऊ कुतिया तुझको
कभी बनाऊ तुझे घोड़ी
डालूँगा तेरे पीछे से
कर तू गांड ज़रा चौड़ी
Pyar me khda hota hai phr grta h
Fall in love ka seeda sa matlb ha= chodne ke baad lund ka gir(fall) jana.
what about fall in sex????????????? don bhai ji!!
Fall in sex ka matlb ha= sex karte wakt susu nikal jana aur ladki ka dakka dekar bed se neeche girana. Agar aisa kisi ke sath ho to samjho= YOU ARE FALL IN SEX :-D
Good
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Sahi kaha Don ji.hello friends goodevening.how r u?
Tumhe kuch jyada hi masti chadi hai
pyaar mein do dil khilte hain..4 aansu behte hain..4 baanhein miltein hain…gale lagte hain…
naa ki …………..
but Dhiraj dear ye Sab nahi hota!! main point sirf *** hota hai yahi parmpara hai!!! ye pyaar vyaar nahi hota !! but pyaar sirf ralationship me hota hai matlb family,dost
@aby,….mujhe naa love ka exp hai naa sex ka..but janha tak mujhe pata hai…agar married couples ka relationship ka base sirf sex par ho to aurat pati k absense mein kisi aur aadmin k sath sexual relationship bana sakti hai..vice versa for man also…phir kai problem bhi face krna pad sakta hai…talak etc!!…..agr intelligent tarika nikalna hai to..apne sathi se pyaar kro aur dusro se sex hzaar baar kro agr sex ki importance jada hai to..meri soch thodi wide hai….lekin love main hi real satisfaction hai aby…nhi to sabse bada satisfaction randiyon ko milta…kyunki pyaar to woh krti hai yaa nhi i dont know….sahi info k liye..kisi cheez ko exp..krna jaruri hai…yaa uss person se rai lena jo uss cheez se juda hai…thats all!
@himanshu ji,..main samajh gya fall in sex ka matlab..thanx!!! haha!! :lol:
@mein apne baare mein ek baat shre krunga koi belive nhi krega….mein 24 ghnte mein sirf 5min k liye ……… ban jata hoon..hahaha!!! nhi bataunga!! sorry!! :lol:
dhiraj sahi keh raha h
Ankhon Me Raha Dil Me Utar Kar Nahi
Dekh,
Ki Kasti Ki Musafir Ne Abhi Samandar Nahi
Dekha.
Patthar Mujhe Kahata Mera Chahne Wala.
Mai Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhoker Nahi
Dekha!!!
are yaar kal thursday parso friday..hey bhagwaan..mujh pe rehm kr friday ko mujhe jarur need aae….FRIENDS mere liye pray kro ki mujhe friday need aae…kyunki mujhe subah tak ka intejaar krna padta hai :cry:
pichle k 4 friday mere aise hi beet gye :cry:
hmmm….. Ye kaise ho sakta hai ki mai jaagta rahu aur tu soo jaaye :(
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gud joke..!
nice shayri @deleted nd @aby
nice 1….
Har Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai…
Kya Mere Siwa shehar me Masoom hia Saare…?
Khud ko chunte hue din saara guzar jaata hai…
Phir hawa shaam ki chalti hai to bikhar jaata hoon..! <3
Jaane Us Shakhs Ko Yeh Kaise Hunar Aata Hai..?
Raat Hoti Hai to Aankhon Mein Utar Aata Hai..! :-(
Aankhen khuli to jaag uthi Hasrate Faraz..!
Usko bhi kho diya jise paya tha khwabo me..! <3
Wah wah wah wah wah wah Nitesh bhi shayar ho gae.koe bhi colgate karne lage hai
Colgate = ? ? ?
Goodnight visitors take care
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C = hehehehe
@Devendr~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>,
thanx!! … tumme aur sameer mein kafi common kucch nazar aata hai..khin tum dono bhai to nhi ho..woh bhi tumhari hi tarah mast intrestin boy tha!!lekin kucch jada tha..waise tum bhi acche khiladi lagte ho..haha!! by the way issi tarah raha kro… aur thoda sambhl k raha kro samjh gye naa !!! :roll: :oops: :roll:
Gud morn. frnds………
Aaj bahut jaldi uth gaya yaar . Fir neend hi nhi aayi.
Kese hain aap log ?
Goodmorning everybody kya ho raha hai
@ Good Morning Friends @
@ Del bro, jb aap ne..apne dad ki tabiyat kharab hone ki news di thi…us din mene apne Rab se un k liye dua maangi thi…or…un se 1 wada kiya tha..ki..jis din aap hum sb ko..uncle ji k ghr aane ki gud news denge…tb main 1 upwas karunga…pichle dino town se bahar hone k karan mein ya wada pura nh kr paya.,so..aaj main upwas kr k apne Rab se kiya hua wada pura karunga….thnx to god ki us ne hum sb ki suni…Ishvar uncle ji ko bht lambi umar ada kare…or apki lyf khushiyo se bhar de….
@ Hello, my swt swt swt lovely dear Dhiraj..plz tc,..dua karunga ki ap ko friday nyt ko bht pyari neend aye…
@ Hi Aby dear, hw r u dear ? Ap ki shayri bht mst thi,
@ Nitesh bro, apki shayri or joke dono shandar the…tc
@ Gud mrng Alok bro, hv nyc day..
@ Hello Rashii ji, Priya ji, Prity ji…
thanx deepak…….main aap ka aabhari hun…….
aaj bahut busy hone ki wajah se site par late aaya…….
gud mrng frnds…….watched…..carry on jatta yesterday night……ultimate movie….