Love Marriage Wale Bhakt Ka Ek Sawal
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"Aajkal Har Koi Love Marriage Kar Raha Hai, Isi Se Related Ek Sawal Lekar Baba Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Unke Pas Gaya. To Kya Tha Sawal Aur Kya Tha Jawab, Pade Is Joke Mein"
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he he he… Matlab mujhe cartoon network dekhne ki jarurat nahi hai.
Ladkiyon se love kro . Lv k naam pe sex kro. Lekin marriage mt kro yaar. Kya gle me musibt dalni jaruri hai ?
hehehehe..
hehehe sahi kaha baba ji
hehehehe
Hey Dosto!
Namaskar…….
Mai Aap Logo ke sath ek Khushi share kar raha hun,
Waise to ye baat mujhe Kuch Din pahle hi Kishi Dost se Malum ho gayi thhi.
Lekin conform nahi thha ki ye baat kitani sachhi hai.
Lekin mere Aziz dost ne Jab khud bataya k haa uski sagayi ho gayi hai
to ye khushi mai Aap logo k sath share kar raha hun.
Sabir (Admin) Naam Ka Mera Ek Bhai Hai,
Kuchh Din Pehle Hi Hui Unnki Sagai Hai.
Bahut Hi Pyara Mujhe Appna Yeh Bhai Hai,
Kyonki Nonveg Ke Upar Bahut Hi Pyari Hoti Enki Likhai Hai.
Din me 2-3 Jokes Enki Nonveg site par Aatey Hain,
Jo Harr Padhne Wale Ke Sarir me Gudgudi machatey Hain.
Ennki Aadat Hai Invisible Mode Mein Aana,
Aur Kisi Ko Bataye Bina Apna Kaam Kar Jana.
Ye Humari Galtiyon Ko Sawarte Hain,
Humari Likhe Jokes Ko Aur V Mazedar banate Hain.
Waise Bahut Mazakia Shaks Hain Ye,
Parr Likhne Ki Kala Mein Dakhs Hain Ye.
Hausala Badhaane Mein Bhi Yhe Kam Nahi Hain,
Humen Sirf Ittna Gum Hai Ki Unke Jaise “G” Hum Nahi Hain :P
Achchha likha hai bro.
true ♥ yar hehehehe
Alok bro n Devendar bro. Shayri ki Tarif ke liye thnx……..
Yaro mere Bhai (Admin) ko v to Badhayi de do :)
Hmmm. Oar keri sagayi nhi hui
hehehehe…… Maine to Bina Sagai ke he Suhagraat v mana liya :p
Jay bro apne to aaj shayari me deleted ji ko v peeche chhodh diya yr n lage rho bro ek din admin ko taras aa hi jayega aur apka maksad pura ho jayega.!!
Hps bro. humarey sath rahiyeeeeeeeeee
hum apna maksad pura kartey hi hum Aapko bhi admin se Maksad pura karne ka chance de denge :p
Yaar jay kal wale ques.{ ladki ka naam } ka ans. to dedo.
Good joke
nic joke gm evrbdy
Gn navya kahan rhti ho. Itni jaldi uth gai aap ? ?
Kya baat hai navya joke pasand aaya. Lov marriage kar rhi ho kya?
hahaha………. Sahi kaha Aapne Alok bro.
Q..
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Jo Log apne Maa Baap ki sewa Dil se Nahi kartey hai.
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Unki Love Marriage he hoti hai :p
me mumbai me rhti or kl lat nit soyi to lat uthi
Its ok dear. Aur kaisi ho.
Gud jay – bas ab suhagraat ki khabar advance me de dema
hehehe……….. Kya Chahtey ho Del bro. k suhagraat ki khabar mai advance me de dun .
Jis se Admin Suhagraat he na manaye……hehehehe
congratulation admin bro..
congrts..Sameer bro…
Friends First of all meri sagayi nahi hui hai
and you are my familly, aap logo ko bataye bina na main sagayi karne wala hun na hi shadi…..
Toh phir us din apni gf se kyu kah rahe thhe ki darling tum kyu tension leti ho humari Sagayi ho gayi ab to kewal Shadi he karni hai to xx se darti kyu ho ???????
Full kameena pan..!! :P
1st frnd: Bro can i use
your phone to call my
grlfrnd..??
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2nd frnd: Yeah sure,
just
hit
redial… xD
Nice joke
@Dear Deepak..i think tumne mera reply nhi padha..isliye aap kh rahein hain…ki aapne mujhe mere cmnt ka reply dia..:)..tc!!
@Dear Jay…Insaan bacche paida kr sakta hai…to phir meri bhootni k 12 bacche kaise ho gye?…kya kbhi kisi bhootni ne aaj tak bacche paide kiye hain?….lekin jay tumhare pass kafi accha talent hai..meri bhootni to abhi tak akeli hai…bhagwaan se kisi bhoot k liye …ya phir kisi bhoot ki chaht mein woh jee rahi hai…usse dekhne ka bus ek hi raasta hai tumhare pass uski..do khubsurat aankhein…jiska har ladka diwana hai..aur har ldki ki khwahish hai unn aankhon ko paane k liye…isliye…tum meri bhootni se dil kyun lagana chah rahe ho…philhaal usne kisi bhi ladke se tauba kr li hai..kyunki uski badi wajah hai…tum usse sirf pyaar se baat krlo kucch…uska mann khush ho jaega…bus meri bhootni kisi k intejaar mein jee rahi hai..jisse usse aisa lage ki haan!!..yehi tha mera bhooth jiske liye meine barso se uski chaht ki thi….tc!! jay!!..anywez i dont like cartoons..woh bachpan mein kafi acche lagte the!!..phir miltein hain!!
ha ha ha ha ha………. Yaar Dhiraj, Jab mera bhoot bachhe paida kar sakta hai to phir teri bhootani kyu nahi ??????
Hi..Dhiraj ji..hw r u…
Thnx dear..ap k us bht pyare cmnt k liye…ap k vo cmnt muje hamesha yaad rahega..
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GOOD *AFTERNOON *FRIENDS
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babaji bilkul admin pr gye hai…..:-)
Admin yaar party to dedo. Aakhir sagai hui hai aapki.
hehehe…….
Wo Sabko Apni Suhagraat ko…
Suhagraat ki party dega :p
Yaar jay ab hm itne bure b nhi ki apni bhavi pe hath saaf kre.
Ye priya kahan gayab ho gai.
Jay yaar kal wale ques ka ans. do plz
Alok bro. Maine help ke liye Aap logo se pucha hai.
to Ultey Aap he mujhse puch rahe ho ki uska name kya hai :p
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Sali Chakma de gayi.
aur
Hum Faltu me apne Dimag ki Dahi bana rahe hai :p
hehehehe