Love To See Your Handsome Face
Views: 13,086 - Posted on 12 Sep 2012
A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend When She Requested That He Shave His Beard.
“Oh James, I Like Your Beard, But I Would Really Love To See Your Handsome Face.”
James Replied: “My Wife Loves This Beard. I Couldn’t Possibly Do It. She Would Kill Me!!”
The Girlfriend Asked Again, In A Sexy Little Voice: “Oh Please James, Do It For Me”
He Replied: “Really, I Can’t, My Wife Loves This Beard!!”
The Girlfriend Asked Once More, He Sighed And Finally Gave In.
That Night James Crawled Into Bed Next To His Wife While She Was Sleeping.
The Wife Was Awakened, Turned Toward Him, Felt His Face And Said: “Oh Michael, You Shouldn’t Be Here. My Husband Will Be Home Soon!“
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Kuch samajh nahi aaya
Lalit yaar mere palle bhi nahi pada, lagta hai jokes kam pad rahe hain.
Kahan hain sabhi friends
Unke khubsurat chahre ka ye aalam hum per chaaya ki hamein unse pyar hote hue bhi unhe jalaane ke liye unki saheli pata li
hehehehe :D….!!!
Kaise likhu panno par apna dard
Darta hu kahi ye bhi na bol pade…..
Jo chupaya raaz sabse humne
Kahi wahi raaz chehara na bol pade
Armaano ki ginti to mujhe nahi aati,
par sochta hu Dil ka ek raaz aapse keh du.
Agar paani ki har boond pyar ban jaye,
To tohfe me aapko sara samundar de du..
Good evniing friendnzz…!!!!!!
@Navya sweety kaha hoo….?????
@Dhiraj dear wapas kab aa rahe ho …??
@Deepak bro ..@Deleted ji…@lalitmagla ji..@ nitesh bro….@prince bro. @alok bro
@priya
what’s going on frndzzz????
*priya ji
Main thik hoon tum sunao kya ho raha hai bahut khush lag rahe ho kal se
I am fine…..hehehehe bas kya bhai aap bhi hamare maje le rahe ho ….;)…! ;)…
Itna sajao mere janaze ko yaaro,
Ki unke aankhon se aansu na aaye,
Saari Umar toh unhe Nafrat thi humse,
Kam se kam unhe janaze se toh pyar ho jaye.
DOSTO DEDICATED TO ALL
Dosti humari aap kbhi bhulana nahi,
Humse kabhi bhi apna koi gam chupana
nahi,
Har waqt hume apne paas payoge,
Yaado ka deepak kabhi bhujana nhi,
Ladenge, jagdenge apko rulayenge bhi,
roothoge to apko manayenge bhi,
udaas rahoge to apko hasayenge bhi,
kuch bhi ho lakin ye dosti ka rishta kabi
thukrana nahi.
@Navya sweety ….
mitti ke putalo me dil nhi hota
har maut ke piche koi katil nhi hota…
har dil jitne ki kaabliyat rakhte hai
par aapka he dil haasil nhi hota…(ya ho gaya hai??))
smundar gehre the sahil badal gaye
pyar karne walo ke dil he badal gaye
katal mera dil ka aisa hua tukdo mein
kabhi badle khanzar toh kabhi QATIL badal
gaye…..
Mere doston ne mujhse kaha tumne koi ladki nahi patai to tumhari jindgi barbad hai hamne kaha tumne to ladkiyan patai hain kya tumhari jindgi aabad hai
ekdam sahi …….lalitmagla ji….
Hichkiyaan dila kar ye kaisi uljhne badha rahe ho,
Aap bas itna bata do..?
Hume yaad rahe ho ya apni yaad dila rahe ho..
Tell me frnds
kya baat hai Ravi bro.good…yaha sabhi users shayr aa rahe hai.
Bachpan se maine ek baat suni hai,
koi bhi aisa shaksh nahi jo tumhe aur tumhare dil ke dard ko samjhe.
Bas sirf tumhara dost hota hai jo tumhare sukh dukh me sath deta hai.
Isliye main frnds banane ka mauka kabhi nahi chhodta.
I L U my all frnds
Good jokes
Or bhai del bro kya ho raha hai
I am watching discovery channel
Admin baddy problem mein lagta hai
Tabhi aaj jokes late publish hue
what are you doing?
playing with your daughter
Yes
Aaj koi ladki nahi site per
@Lalit bro,,,,Del bro. Ap se chaaya bittu k sath khelne k liye puch rahe the.,,, site ki ladkiyo k sath nh… ;) ;)
hehehehe deepak bro aap to lalitmangla ji ke piche haath dhokar pad gaye hehehe….
Pahle uper ke coments to pad le yaar
Gd Evng frndz, Dear Lalit ji, kal aapne cmnt kiya tha ki jo b is site pe aata h wo sabhi ka dost ban jata h, lekin lagta h yha ek group h jo nye reader ko apne sath nhi rakhna chahta. Dear Aby, its for you, ‘Never be sad, if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth, Consider it is their loss b’coz people who don’t value u, don’t deserve to know u.’
Dear vijay thank you ……aapne sahi kaha hai but kuch pane ke liye kuch khona padta hai hehehehe ……… aur aap bulkul galat soch rahe hai yaha koi group nahi hai sab ek dusre ke friends hai yaar nd jab mai yaha kuch month pahle aaya tha tab mujhe bhi yahi laga tha but aisa kuch nahi hai bas aapko yaha sabke dil me jage banani hai and regular aana hai bus…..!!! …nd welcome
Vijay tum galat soch rahe ho maine jo kaha tha wo sahi hai chahe kisi se bhi puch lena bus itna yaad rakhana ki bhul se bhi kisi ka dil mat dukhana take care bye
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jaisa pati vaisi patni
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Aaj kya kahti ho
Hi frnds hws u n now wats going on
Bahot bhav kha rahi ho :(…..rply tak nahi diya bhuhu:( ‘(….
Navya aby ko chod de uski ab yahi saja hai
aisa kya gunha kiya lalitnagla ji ……’(…bhuhu…?????
bahut badhiya hu
hehehehehe or mai bhi btech kar raha hu
computer science engineering branch se
isliye mere bare mai bhi soch lena hehehehehehehehe
Goodnight friends
Prity cabhi mere coment ka bhi jawab de diya karo
Mat diyo lalitmagla ji ko reply bahot bure hai wo hehehehehehe :)…!!!
Aby oye tume kya reply chahye
ok thik hai na .. .to tumhe baat hi nahi Karni…ok then…
Aby pahle speling dhang se likha ker khas ker naam ki or dusri baat tum deepak ko jyada khajur ke ped per mat chadao
frnds so gaye kya..?
Bhaiyo ye aapas me kya cmts kar rahe ho? Mujhe bhi koi batayega?
ok dosto …samjh gaya …. yaha mai kuch hasne aur fellings share karne aata hu just but mere comments kisi ko bure lagte nd mujhe lagra hai kuch jyaada hi ho raha hai to comments limited kar dena chahiye …..
nd lalitmagla ji aap se kuch mazak kar raha tha aap bura maan gaye sorry for that nd aajse aapko bura nahi lagenga …….
Aby main bhi majak hi ker raha tha magar haan naam ki speling kisi ki bhi kabhi mat bigadna kyonki isse bahut fark padta hai or tujhe jitna majak karna hai tu kar sakta hai tere liye khuli chut magar naam sahi likhna bus take care good night friends
gud nite frnds
Good night bro
del bhai,kya baat hai na koi sher o shayri na koi joke aur na hi koi acha coment. Sab kutch tik tak to hai na bhai
Aby Kaha gye itne tever bta k site se hi lpta ho gye kya
chalo ab muth maro or so jao hehehehehe
kya devendr tumhari shaadi nahi hui hai kya
koi pondy shondy rakhi h kya……ya fir imagination se hi kam chla rahe ho……hehehe
vijay there is no group
if you want to be friend
cmt regularly
admin kya problem ho gyi ghar pe….??
agar btane layak ho to share karna nahi to beshak mat karna
we all pray that it will solve ASAP ….
where are you samosa bhai???
how are you
priya
prity
Good marning friends
Are bhai koi nahi hai site par
Gd Morning to all. Have a nice day.
Hello
good morning frnds
Devendr bro mere pados me ek ladki rehti hai, mujhe lagta hai wo tumhare liye perfect hai, wo bhi Btech kar rahi h, tum kaho to main tumhare shadi ki bat karu?
admin bro tumhare bina site suna suna h.
Where r u?
idhar hi hun dear.. bas 2 3 din mein puri tarha free ho jaunga fir tasalli se baat karenge
very good joke yar………..!!!!!!