Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?
Views: 22,142 - Posted on 28 Oct 2011
Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”
Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.
Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“
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thanks god
nahi to ye girls hume kanhi ka nhi chhodti
admin bro.
Maja to chuswane mein hi h
Kat lia to galat Ho jayega
Aldki likha hai uper admin…
waise joke mast hai hahahahaha
Admin 1 reqst hai Anuj name se koi aur bhi comnt de rha hai plz uska name ANUJ2 ya kuch aur kar do plzzz ya usko kisi aur name se comnt dene ko keh do plzzzzz
hello anuj aajkal kahaan ho!aur ye dusra kaun hai jo anuj banke ata hai. babaji us anuj ko danda de dijiye.
hahahahaha sahi bat .
good joke an Diwali mubarak ho bhai tumhe or sabi user,s ko b
Admin tumne mujhe facebook se kyu hataya :( bhuuuuhuhuhuya andhere me muth marte hue galat button dab gaya. jaldi aad karo nhi to danda de denge hehehe :P
abe mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki esa kyu ho raha hai,,, sabi log mujhe dobara add kare ja rahe hai………. main sab ki id mein se delete kaisi ho gaya buhuhu ;) hehehheh
Apni grlfrnd k samne
dusri larkion ko kaisy
dekhen ?
Boy: tum ne Us Larki Ko Dekha,,, Wo Kapre UsKo Bilkul Suit Nhi Krty
Girl: saaly … Tu to cahta hai k larkian kapry hi na pehnen,,,,
Moral: Larki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pi li Thi*…. :P :D
Us ladki ko yeh q lga ki ladko ka “L” khubsurat nhi? Akhir us ladki ko ladko k “L” se c**dwani hai, ya uska locket banakar gale me tangwani hai?
@ **jay**
aj meine pehli baar maine tumhe fb pe dekha..jaise hi maine tumhari profile pic dekhi..main apni aansoo ko control kar nahi kar saka..abhi bhi mera chehra aanso se pani pani ho chuka hai…
tc..jay
urs Dhiraj..
good night friends..
@jay i will never 4get u..nd never forgot me..tc
huhuhu tera ye cmt dekhkr me apni aansoo ko cntrl nhi kr saka dhiraj…me samjh sakta hu yar jb insaan kisi ko sachche dil se chahta to use pani ki ek umeed use kitna khushi deti h…keep it up dude…ekdin tumhe tumhara jay jarur milega
kyu bhaiyo ise iska jay milega na …..matrix ise himmat do yar :P
Haan haan kyu nhi! Dhiraj dear ye jay bhi tumse pyaar krta hai bs dikhata nhi hai. facebook pr hamesha tumhari hi baat krta rehta hai. tum jay se isi tarah batein krte rehna(cause jay thoda sharmila sa hai) uski is kamjori ke karan tum use naraj mt hona. aur yahi kahunga akhir me ki tum dono ki setting ho chuki hai bs milne ki der hai!!!
@jay…tum naaraj hoge ki tumhe friendship request nahi bhej raha…lekin tum yeh samajh lo ki jitna main tumhare kareeb hoon shayad doosra koi ho…jay mere liye kucch likh diya karo apne wall mein hehe…jab tum mujhe yaad nahi karte to lagta hai..jaise aaj ya kal mein..to lagta hai..ki shayad duniya mein pyaar k mayene kucch aur hi hai..log apne pyaar se jada duniya ki parwaah karte hain..agar tum mujhe kucch yanha nahi kah sakte to mujhe mail kar sakte ho…
@jay ek aur baat..agar mere se kisi wajah se bhi naarajgi hoti hai..to pyaar k saath mujhe maaf kar dena…lekin iss duniya ki vajah se apne dil se mujhe bedakhal mat karna…iss duniya ko hamesha se sacche aur pavitra prem ko galat najro se dekhne ki aadat ho chuki hai..
@jay, ….mere bina tumhari diwali shayad acchi nahi rahi hogi…
miss u no noway..but missing ur lovely words..jo tum mere liye kaha karte the…tc
*****Dhiraj*****
GOOD
wish you a very happy birthday . always be happy and get sucess in your life abmin bro.
abe hehehe tujhe kaisi pata be aj mera Bday hai :O
Aur tujhe kaise pata kee Merey & Matrix ke chotey Aur Raj & Wanted ke bday hai:P:p
hi all dear frnds h r u,i love u all
Admin bro, ” WISH U A VERY HAPPY B’DAY ” . “Khuda apki har khwahisein puri karen. Aap hamesha khush rahen, swasth rahein aur hanste- muskurate rahen.”
Thanks You Asif bhai par hehehe tum logo ko pata kaisi chal raha hai :(
lagta hai jo ladka mere se gand marwata tha usne sabko meri baatein leak kari hai.. sale jay kidhar hai tu be sabko bata diya :(
Sale Tujhe ye kahtey huye Sharam Aa rahi ki jo Ladka teri “GAND” ka Diwana hai:P
Jo marji bol hehehehehe meow
@raj bindass…mujhe uska pyaar mila aur woh mujko dil mein hamesha rakhega…itna hi kaafi hai mere liye…tum apna dhyan rakho…agar tum kisi apne chahne wale se jo tumhe bahut dino baad mile to tum bhi apne aansuo ko rok nahi paaoge..
hum jaada baat nahi karte
physically milte nahi
par hum dono k beech pyaar aur respect hamesha k liye amar ho chuka hai..
@jay..tc n love u forever.
very nice joke