Lund Ki Application

Views: 7,995 - Posted on 30 May 2010

Lun.D Ne Apni Pay Bhadane Ke Liye Application Likhi And 3 Reasons Diye

  1. Aksar Night Duty Karta Hoon.
  2. Andherey Mein Duty Karta Hoon.
  3. Jahan Duty Deta Hoon Wahan Bahut Garmi Hoti Hai.

Bhagwan Ne Application Reject Karte Hue 3 Reasons Bataye:

  1. Tum Kaunsa 8 Ghantey Duty Kartey Ho.
  2. Jahan Duty Karte Ho Wahan Jagah Bahut Gundee Kertey Ho.
  3. Jis Time Mood Na Ho To Duty Naheen Kartey.
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50 Responses to "Lund Ki Application"

  1. david says:

    mera lund 22 cm hai!!!!!!

  2. SANJAY says:

    DAVID BHAI TUMHARA LUND ITNA BADA HAI TO ISE GHUMA KA APNE GAAD MAI DAAL LOA PLZZZZZZZZZZ

  3. SANJAY says:

    AB JISNE BHI GOD KA OPPAR JOKE LIKHA TO USKI BAHAN KO INTARNET PAR HI CHODUNGA

    • Kamal says:

      Sanjay…i agree with u?agar lund 22ka h to apni gand me dal lo…kyuki 22inch ka lund apni gand me dale vo achha rhega sadak pr pent se bahar jayega to topa to free me ghiss jayega

  4. mohit says:

    saalo baghwan ko to kam kam se chood do

  5. mahesh says:

    hai ganduo gandbaji chodo aur ladki chodo

  6. sneha says:

    faadu joke

  7. Rahul says:

    hi Ragini how are you
    waise aap thick keh rahi hai ki aise joke me bhagwan ka naam liya gaya aur sabhi chup chap padte rahe mujhe ye joke sabse jyada bakwas laga aur aap ki ye baat achhi nahi lagi ki ye application allah ko bheji ja sakti thi mai bhi hindu hi hoo ab chahe bhagwan ko ya allah ya phir aap kisi bhi dewta ka naam aise ghatiya joke me nahi le sakte qki bhagwan to 1 hi hai na

    hindu muslim sikh isai bharat me sabhi bhai bhai hai

    plss ye yaad rakhna

    agar maine kuchh galat kaha ho to maaf karna plss reply me

  8. umesh says:

    itna achha dutyme pagaar ka jaroorath kya hai.

  9. Love Chodhary says:

    Yaar aap sab us bhagwan ke hi bachhe ho or uske bare me easa hi likhkar rahe ho or pad bhi rahe ho …sabse jyada sharamnaak , shameful , hai ye baat jo itni padi power ko jo hemesha hamara bhala karta hai….hame pyar deta hai….usko hi gali de rahe hain……….please vah kuch kahta nahi iska galat fayada nahi uthana chahiye…baad me sara hisab hota hai…..yaad rakhna ……..meri baat ka bura mat manna ……..me aapka bhai .;………….Love chodhary…….from ….Delhi.

    • Admin says:

      Love Bhai… aap bi shuru lecture dene mein good.. Bhagwan hai na jo vo kisi bhi baat ka bura nahi manta..
      Hum uske bachhe hai.. hum apne maa baap ko jitni bhi galiya de ya bura kahe kisi bhi maa baap ne apne bachho ka bura nahi chaha aur na hi bhagwan bhi chahega

  10. VARUN says:

    I WILL AGREE WITH U ADMIN

  11. Asif says:

    Admin bro, 2mne Lallu ka yeh cmnt approve k se kar diya?? :O

    • Admin says:

      Sorry Dear ye tab ka comment thha jab main beemar tha aur bina dekhe roj ke 100 comments aate the aur main aprove kar deta tha :(

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