Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka

Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha

Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye

Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.

Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.

Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.

Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le

Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.

Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo

Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai

Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.

Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?

To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole

Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.

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Dosto Aap Bhi Ye Tarika Try Karke Dekhna, Agar Aapne Rules Ko Follow Kiya To 100% Aapka Lund Bada Ho Jayega.. hehehehe

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  48 Comments

    1. lucky says:

      bad news santa ne ye joke padh ke call girl ko bed ke ek taraf baitha ke khud dusri taraf baith gyaaaa……. bechara 6 foot lama karne ke chakkar me 6 mhine tak yhi formula try krta rha…..

  1. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Ahahahahahahaha……..
    Apne to bada karne ka tarika DEVENDAR ko bata diya..
    Lekin baba j meri problam thoda hatke hai-
    darasal mera “L” bahut bda hai to usko thoda chota karne ka upay bataye maharajjj……. Hehehehehehehe…….
    Hii… Dosto GOOD MORNING.. kaise ho ap sub .??

      1. Mausam says:

        hahahahahahaha main bhi yahee kahne wala tha,lund chhotaa bhi hojaayegaa aur kisee bhi chhed me aaraam se ghus bhi jaayaa karegaa,heheeh tel ka kharchaa bhi bachegaa hahahah

      2. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Lo Suno bhai log ye admin kya kah raha hai…. Please all usero se vinti hai ki koi b user isse L**D aur C**T ki bat n kare .. Aur agar karna rahe to thoda hosiyari se kya pta aj mera katne ke liye bola hai.. Kal ap logo ko bol de …. isliye sabhi log sambhal ke rhna …. Hehehehehehe……
        Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub. ??

      3. devendr says:

        yar admin lund ka topa hi to sbse important h vo hi kat gaya to enjoyment ka ticket hi kat gaya hehehe

        ek or tarika h lund chota karne ka

        jisko lund chota karn h vo apne lund per roj(daily) ICE lagaye. kyoki jab ice se lund ka temperature kam hoga to uski lambai apne aap kam ho jayegi. ye vigyan (science) ka rule h.

  2. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    abe aaj haste haste jaan nikal jayegi…
    Ye tarika to japani ko b fail kr dega hehehehehe

  3. Wanted says:

    BAKWAAS JOKE

    waise ADMIN BRO ko kaise pta ki DEVENDRA ka L chota hai ;)

    @RAASHIII 2mhe apne upar dhyan dene ki or kya jarurat?? 2m aise hi kaafi khubsurat ho :)

    @DIVYA MADAM bhuk-pyas to meri or jyada bad gyi hai. lekin 2m mjhse itne pyar se ye baat q puch rhi ho. kch spcl banaya hai kya mere liye :)

  4. sinnngh says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha devender ka itna chota hai kya????? Baba ne itna kathin upaay btaya k shyd koi b ye try b na krske bolege k aaj krletahu kalse cntrl karunga aue wo kal kbi nahi aayege

      1. Admin says:

        bas main unhi sab ladkiyo ka pahla BF hu jo tumhare age piche gumti hai…. bore hoke chhod deta hu aur tum jaisa koi aur unko pakad leta hai

      2. sinnngh says:

        Bhai yehi to apki glti hai k dusroki gf ko apna btate ho yaaar!!!!!! Waise ap b bahot ldkiya ghumarhe honge naa??? Aur ek baat mai ldkiyo ki bahot respect krtahu aur mai ldkiyo nhi pkdta wo mze pkdtin hain

      3. devendr says:

        ye akalmand nhi h ye to mere ko apne jaisa samajh raha h or esa bol raha h
        per mai baba ji ka tarika kam me lake dikhaunga.

    1. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Apko kaise pta jiiii…….
      Kahi wo ladki ap ………
      Hehehehehehe…….
      GOOD EVENING FRIENDS kaise ho ap sub. ??

  5. devendr says:

    To,

    baba sexi das ji,

    thank you baba ji

    ma ye tarika jarur apnaunga
    ma call girl ko to rant per ghar to nahi la sakta per ek or upay h
    ma callgirl ki photo (jisme uski choot dikhe) ko apne computer pe full screen me open karunga or lund ko photo se 2 inch ki duri per khada rakh k ye tarika apnaunga

    is se mera lund bhi bada ho jaye ga or paise bhi bach jayenge.or baba ji ye advance tarika bhi aapki bhakti ka hi asar h.

    hehehe
    apka param bhakt,
    devendr

  6. devendr says:

    vaise baba ji is tarike se choot bhi lund ki or attract ho jayegi or uski ghrai(depth) kam ho jayegi hehehe
    fir bechari callgirl ka kya hoga.

      1. Asif says:

        Puch isliye raha hoon kyon k joke tere pe jo hai.
        Aajkal aise hi humse, tu kuch khafa-khafa sa lagta hai. Mere joke post karne se kahin tu bura na maan jaye.