Ustaad Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka

Uska Ustaad Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha

Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Ustaad Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye

Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.

Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Ustaad Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.

Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.

Fir Uski Yoni Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le

Ab Apne Ustaad Ko Uski Yoni Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Ustaad Ko Yoni Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.

Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Ustaad Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Yoni Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo

Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Ustaad Ab Yoni Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai

Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Yoni Se Duri Rakhi Thi.

Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?

To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole

Beta Yoni Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Ustaad Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.

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Dosto Aap Bhi Ye Tarika Try Karke Dekhna, Agar Aapne Rules Ko Follow Kiya To 100% Aapka Ustaad Bada Ho Jayega.. hehehehe

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