Lund Ko Salami, Ek Naye Andaaj Mein
Jab Tak Choot Pe Lund Naa Dhare Koi
Aise Pyaar Muhabbat Ko Kya Kare KoiLund Ho Mota Lamba Taaza Toh Choot Ho Jaye Dasi
Chota Dheela Ho Toh Reh Jati Hai Choot Pyasi
Aise Mein Pyaar Ka Dam Kiya Bhare Koi
Nain Naqs Ho Khoobsorat Aur Gudraya Badan
Haq Hai Unka, Mile Unko Mota Sa Ek Lund
To Fir Har Waqt Kyun Naa Muskarya Kare KoiAur Jo Niklein Khudanakhasta Naseeb Ke Khote
Shaadi Unse Ho Jin Ke Lund Ho Pilpale Chote
Phir Hamsay Ko Bhai Keh Kar Bulaya Kare KoiChudne Se Pehle Jo Karein Pyaari Batein
Dein Biviun Ko Apne Boson Ki Sughatein
Kaise Nah Unse Pyaar Jitaya Kare KoiAur Phir Jo Karein Chudaai Tikaa Kar
Andar Baher Karein Injar Pinjar Hila Kar
Dasi Ban Ke Kaise Nah Unki Sewa Kiya Kare KoiHo Jate Hein Jo Do Chaar Jhatkon Mein Khalaas
Unko Hota Nahein Doosron Ke Jazbaat Ka Ehsas
Aise Mein Kaise Thandi Aah Nah Bharein Kare KoiPyaar Mast Chudai Ka Hi Doosra Naam Hai
Jin Ka Ho Kaam Accha, Unko Chooton Ka Salaam Hain
Kaash Har Kissi Ko Bade Lund Ki Khushiyan Diya Kare KoiSirf Ladke Hi Tharki Nahi Hote, Ladkiya Bhi Maha Tharki Hoti Hai - Nahi Yakeen To Ye Photo Dekho Aur Khud Jan LoOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Itna Bada Munh Mein Kaise Daloongi.
Ladki: “Arey Itna Bada Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.” Boy: “Koi Baat Nahi, Jaldi Se M ..- Wah Re Aajkal Ke Bachho
6 Years Ke Bache Ne 4 Years Ke Bache Ko Bola “Oye Tujhe Pata Hai Mujhe Aaj Balcony Mein Condom ..- Girl’s Tattoo Charges
Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges. Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooi ..- Sabka Dene Ka Apna Apna Style Hai
Kuch Ladkiyan Khade Ho Kar Deti Hain, Kuch Ladkiyan Beth Kar Deti Hain, Kuch Ladkiyan To Dono Tarah ..- Paise Pehle Le Lena
Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Bar Mein Betha Hua Thha. Achanak Hi Pati Ko Toilet Mein Jana Pada, ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
mast2 joke hai yar,maja agaya admin bhai.
Is joke ko padh ke mra papu garv se sina phulaye khadha ho gaya hai,or sabi ch…t walion ko salam karha hai,or kha rha hai ki muje b seva ka moka do.
Hehe thik hai bt pyar ka dusra name pyar h hota hai na k ch***i …..
hehehehe…..admin bro, tum to poet ban gye yaar.. sach batana, is poem ko modify karte hue kitni baar baathroom gye the…
Wanted galat baat. main is poem ko modify karte hueek bar bhi bathroom mein nahi gaya
Kyunki hehehe mene isko modify hi vaha beth ke kiya thha
Admin yaar me movies bahot kam h dekhti hu bt muje sci-fic,action nd horror movies bahot achi lgti hai khas kr vampires wali …die hard bahot achi lgti hai….twilight,harry potter mast hai….aur me barbie movie v dekhti hu…apni to btao yaar..
hehe agar Vamprie wali movies pasand hai to ek TV serial Hai The Vampire Diaries… vo jarur dekhna mast hai.,
And meri list bahut lambhi hai english movies ki.. around 1250 movies hai ;) eheheheh kisi ko chahiye ho to bata dena.
admin bro, mujhe die heard, speed, hi jack jaisi movie pasand hai. kuch aisi movie ka naam batao k dil khush ho jaye
Latest mein Inception, dekh le. Batman Dark Knight dekh le…. thodi si Purani hai Mindhunter dekh le.. aur The Jacket
Is sab ko dekh pahle aur i m 100% sure ki tere muh mein se Wahhhh hi niklega.
Bahoot hi Badiya….
@SHEELA JI….where r u JAAN ???kaisi ho ???
Can u tell me ur daily routine schedule….???
SATYA VACHAN BHAI SATYA VACHAN!
SAHI KAHA BHAI!
1 CHUT KI PYASI LADKI LAND KI AASH ME KAHTI HAI-
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE,
NA MUJHE MOHABBAT SE KOI AASH HAI.
JO LUND GHUSEDKAR PHAD DALE MERI CHUT KO,
MUJHE AISE MARD KI TALASH HAI!!!
he he he nice admin sir, hii all friends (manish, kapil, rashii,panchha,divya,imran, mausam,prince,super, raavan ,anuj, aarush,and aal friends )good morning. he he he
Non veg joke ke hamsafar dosto, aapko mera pyarbhara salam.
kuch din pahle, apne samir bhai ne apne dost manish ke pitaji ke liye blood donation ki ek request rakhi thi, aap sabhi ne us request ko bakhubhi jawab diya tha. aaj mera kahna hein ki, karnataka state mein 2 jagah par tenage sweet baby ki hearty surgery bilkul mufta mein hoti hein, kripaya yeh jankari kisi jarurat mand ko bataiye to muze dilo jan se khushi hongi
1. Nagori Faruq Institute,
Belgaon, Karnatka
Contact No. 9739340565
2. Sai Baba Superspecialities Hospital,
APG Area,
Whitefield,
Bangluru
Pin 560002
Contact No. 080-28411500
lagta he admin bhai app joke daalna band karke Lund aur Chutoo ka comptition kara rhe ho.hahahahaa
ye kavita bhi theek he
aisee kavita padh ke apne saamaan pe haath kyu na firaaye koi.hahahahaaaa
boring…
ENDING:
Par agar apne aap ko rakhna hai healthy
To lund ko na hilaye daily.
Ha…..ha……ha……
Yeh bhi bahut pasand aaya.
Rukhsana tune kaha "yeh bhi bahut pasand aaya". Main samjha
nahi tujhe aur kya pasand aaya?
Great Exicellent Definition of LUND.
"pyaar mast c####i ka hi dusra naam hai"….jo ladki aisa bolti hai woh ladki pyaar k kabil nahi hai..yeh bhasha nich koti ki hi ladkio ki hoti hain…love is different 4rm sex….yeh gals use n throw karti hain boys.
wah kya bat hai
wah wah admin bhai mast hai dil khush ho gya .._____________hi admin ji n all my lovely frnds hru _________________panchhi ok bta dena jab hoga brdy ____________________arush , rashiiji apke coment nahi dikhai diya where r u._______________________dhiraj baby ab tumhari coment mai mera naam nahi dikhta kyu ab mujhe hurt hone lga hai
Admin bro, mera cmnt approve kyun nhi kiya
Wanted konse wala.. mene to sare kar diye aprove
hi divya dear m extremly sory yar me apka nam nai ad kar paya lkin muje lag rha thi ki me kisi ka nam bhul rha hu isilye mene ye b likh mne sry b bola jinka nam nai lkh paya tha,again sory dear.n how r u?
Hey panchi,rashi,jay,mausam,sheela,preet,dheraj,anjali,rosy,lofar,rana,sxy uncle,raj,noty hoty,sweta n all frnd keso ho sab.
Admin bhai esi kya bat ho gai ki sirf mre cmnt ka jawab nai dte baki sab ka dete ho,kya pblm hai mujse ye tho btado,bhai me tho apko hamesa yad karta hu par ap ho ki ek b rply nai karte muje, kuch pucho tho wo b nai ptate,bhai me b site ka membr hu kabi mere bat ka rply kar dia karo ap,muje pta hai ap iska b rply nai do ge lkin kam se kam padho ge tho wai bahut mre liye.mis u bro.
Rahul bhai esi koi baat nahi hai… par ya to tum mujhe alag comment kiya karo.. kyunki mera naam bich mein daba hota hai jo kayi bar dikhta nahi hehehe
Hello rahul dear kya hall hai apke
@ADMIN wo seria kis chennl pe ata he aur kitne baje …heheh tume ye v yad h k tumari fevorit movie ki list me 1250 movies ati hai hahah gud yaar muje to koi puchta hai tbi yad ata hai…heheh @RAHUL i m here yaar u kaha chale gaye
Panchhi ji … mujhe yaad nahi hai mere pass ek list hai usmein update karta rahta hun ….. ki konsi movie kab aayi aur konse number dve mein hai ….
aur Vamprie dairies tumhe download karna padega…. indian channle pe nahi ata… vo pyar aur horror ka itna acha mixture hai ki i rated 10/10
Ok thanx nd gud idea updats tapka na….
hi preet kesi ho dear,wese ap kya karti ho or ap kha se ho.
Hi panchi ksi hn yar,stady kesi chal rai hai,wese tmhara orignal name kya hai,or kai ap bura tho nai man gai und… Wale cmnt me.
heyy rahul me mast hu nd stdy thik hi chal rahi hai yaar….nd mera orignal name harsha hai…..
nd ha muje bura ni lga us cment ka….
thanks admin bhai for ur cmnt,bhai me w2h pe block ku hu mne tho kabi kisi ko abusive word b use nai kia
Rahul ab ek baar try karke dekh mene block hata diya hai
bekar.. Sir me dard krne wali he
hye muje aise basarm sms bahut pasand hai
hi………Ruchi mujhe aise besharm sms padne waale bahut pasand hain
ruchi u can contact me.
i love it
hi ruchi