Lund On Internet, Choot on Chat

Log In Karke, Lund Ghus Gaya, India Times, Ke Chat Room Mein!
Choot Wahan Pehle Se Hi Thhi, Bore Ho Rahee Thhi Dil Mein!!

Hello Lund! Ko Screen Pe Padhke, Lund Ne Ek Jhatkaa Khaaya!
Padha- Likha, Cultured Lund Thha, Hi Choot! Message Send Kiya!!

Choot Ne Poochha, A/S/L Please? Fauran, Lund Ka Answer Aaya!
Pacchees Saal Ke Tagde Lund Ko, Apne Hee Shahar Mein Paaya!!

Bees Saal Ki, Choot Se Chatting, Lund Mein Jhat Garmee Aayi!
Idhar-Udhar Ki Baatein Kee Aur, Shuru Hui Phir Cyber Chudayee!!

Mehsoos Karo, Mujhe Apne Andar, Sandesa Lund Ne Bhijwaaya!
Oh, Yes! Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya, Choot Ka Jhat Jawaab Aaya!!

Ragad Rahaa Hoon, Apne Nipple, Tum Bhi Chooso Apne Mammey!
Oh Yaa, Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya, Choos Rahi Hoon, Main Mammey!

Choot Ke Andar, Ghus Gayee Ungli, Lund Ko Bhi Ragad Rahaa Thha Haath!
Ek Hi Haath Se Mouse Aur Typing, Dheere-Dheere Ab, Ho Rahi Thhi Baat!!

Aah, Ke Jagah, Keh Raha Thha Aaaj, Naheen Correction Ka Thha Waqt!
Choot Pad Gayi Thhi Khaamosh, Kehti Thhi, Mammey Hain Sakht!!

I Am Cumming, I Am Cumming, Cheekh Raha Thha Lund Ka Keyboard!
Me Too Darling, Me Too My Lund, Chillata Thha Choot Ka Keyboard!!

Lund Ke Maalik, Ki Mummy Ne, Peecche Se Aawaj Lagayee!
Tinku, Subah School Jaana Hai, Homework Ki Yaad Dilayee!!

Gussa Aaya, Tinku Ko Mummy Pe, Par Madam Ki Bhi Dahshat Thhi!
55 Saal Ki Budhiya Thhi Madam, Par Bacchon Ke Lye Hitler Thhi!!

Jhatke Se Lund, Hua Disconnect, Apni Cyber Chudayee Se!
Choot Ki Maalkin, Madam Hi Thhi, Chidh Gayi Sudden Judayee Se!!

Madam Ne Vibrator Nikala, Aur Choot Ke Mein Use Ghusaaya!
Kal Maaroongi, Gaand Main Sabki, Soch-Soch Ke Jor Lagaaya!!

Udhar, Lund Ka Maalik Tinku, Kar Raha Thha Apna Homework!
Sum Naheen Hota Thha Usse Aur, Bhool Gaya Thha Sub Network!!

Lagi Sochne, Apne Baare Main, Kaise Mili Thhi Mohan Se!
Kaise Choda Thha Mohan Ne, Pyar Kiya Thha Tan-Mann Se!!

Khayalon Ki Nahi Koi Jaroorat, Usne Choda Thha Sach-Much!
Who Pacchhis Ka, Main Satrah Ki, Jhooth Naheen Thha, Beech Mein Kuuch!!

Kaise Mohan Ne Hall Ki Toilet Mein, Taang Utha Kar Choda Thha!
Kaise Meri Saheli Ke Aage, Meri Gaand Mein Lund Ko Thoka Thha!!

Ab Hanstee Hoon, Un Yaadon Pe, Jab Gaand Maine Marwaayee Thhi!
Jaan Bachaane Ki Khaatir Main, Tab Kaise Chilayee Thhee??

Kheencho Mohan, Lund Ko Kheencho, Gaand Meri Phat Jaayegi!
Chal Naa Paungi Jeevan Bhar, Shaadi Kaise Ho Paayegi??

Naheen Chahiye, Cyber Sexing, Pyari Hai Mujhe Real Chudayee!
Asli Sex Ke Intezaar Mein, Seh Loongi Mohan Ki Judaayee!!

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