Lund On Internet, Choot on Chat

Log In Karke, Lund Ghus Gaya, India Times, Ke Chat Room Mein!
Choot Wahan Pehle Se Hi Thhi, Bore Ho Rahee Thhi Dil Mein!!

Hello Lund! Ko Screen Pe Padhke, Lund Ne Ek Jhatkaa Khaaya!
Padha- Likha, Cultured Lund Thha, Hi Choot! Message Send Kiya!!

Choot Ne Poochha, A/S/L Please? Fauran, Lund Ka Answer Aaya!
Pacchees Saal Ke Tagde Lund Ko, Apne Hee Shahar Mein Paaya!!

Bees Saal Ki, Choot Se Chatting, Lund Mein Jhat Garmee Aayi!
Idhar-Udhar Ki Baatein Kee Aur, Shuru Hui Phir Cyber Chudayee!!

Mehsoos Karo, Mujhe Apne Andar, Sandesa Lund Ne Bhijwaaya!
Oh, Yes! Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya, Choot Ka Jhat Jawaab Aaya!!

Ragad Rahaa Hoon, Apne Nipple, Tum Bhi Chooso Apne Mammey!
Oh Yaa, Mujhe Majaa Aa Gaya, Choos Rahi Hoon, Main Mammey!

Choot Ke Andar, Ghus Gayee Ungli, Lund Ko Bhi Ragad Rahaa Thha Haath!
Ek Hi Haath Se Mouse Aur Typing, Dheere-Dheere Ab, Ho Rahi Thhi Baat!!

Aah, Ke Jagah, Keh Raha Thha Aaaj, Naheen Correction Ka Thha Waqt!
Choot Pad Gayi Thhi Khaamosh, Kehti Thhi, Mammey Hain Sakht!!

I Am Cumming, I Am Cumming, Cheekh Raha Thha Lund Ka Keyboard!
Me Too Darling, Me Too My Lund, Chillata Thha Choot Ka Keyboard!!

Lund Ke Maalik, Ki Mummy Ne, Peecche Se Aawaj Lagayee!
Tinku, Subah School Jaana Hai, Homework Ki Yaad Dilayee!!

Gussa Aaya, Tinku Ko Mummy Pe, Par Madam Ki Bhi Dahshat Thhi!
55 Saal Ki Budhiya Thhi Madam, Par Bacchon Ke Lye Hitler Thhi!!

Jhatke Se Lund, Hua Disconnect, Apni Cyber Chudayee Se!
Choot Ki Maalkin, Madam Hi Thhi, Chidh Gayi Sudden Judayee Se!!

Madam Ne Vibrator Nikala, Aur Choot Ke Mein Use Ghusaaya!
Kal Maaroongi, Gaand Main Sabki, Soch-Soch Ke Jor Lagaaya!!

Udhar, Lund Ka Maalik Tinku, Kar Raha Thha Apna Homework!
Sum Naheen Hota Thha Usse Aur, Bhool Gaya Thha Sub Network!!

Lagi Sochne, Apne Baare Main, Kaise Mili Thhi Mohan Se!
Kaise Choda Thha Mohan Ne, Pyar Kiya Thha Tan-Mann Se!!

Khayalon Ki Nahi Koi Jaroorat, Usne Choda Thha Sach-Much!
Who Pacchhis Ka, Main Satrah Ki, Jhooth Naheen Thha, Beech Mein Kuuch!!

Kaise Mohan Ne Hall Ki Toilet Mein, Taang Utha Kar Choda Thha!
Kaise Meri Saheli Ke Aage, Meri Gaand Mein Lund Ko Thoka Thha!!

Ab Hanstee Hoon, Un Yaadon Pe, Jab Gaand Maine Marwaayee Thhi!
Jaan Bachaane Ki Khaatir Main, Tab Kaise Chilayee Thhee??

Kheencho Mohan, Lund Ko Kheencho, Gaand Meri Phat Jaayegi!
Chal Naa Paungi Jeevan Bhar, Shaadi Kaise Ho Paayegi??

Naheen Chahiye, Cyber Sexing, Pyari Hai Mujhe Real Chudayee!
Asli Sex Ke Intezaar Mein, Seh Loongi Mohan Ki Judaayee!!

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  28 Comments

  1. Ajuba says:

    Admin bro jok chhor ke ye kam lila suru kardi kya? Ab se pehle sawdhan babulal khada ho sakta he likhke hi post karo padhne se pehle bathrum ka intzam karle sab { baba apne sisyo ka khyal rakhe }

  2. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    BAP RE BAP, MAA CHOD DI CYBER SEX KI TO, KAUN YE SAB LIKHTA HAI ADMIN. Pakka berojgar hoga ya bahut hi rich hoga. HAI KI NAHI?

    Hi divya,panchi,rashi kaisi ho phooljhadiyo, life me maza aa raha hai ki nahi? T c

  3. Dr.kumar says:

    wow very nice

    Today i am frst

    ________________________________________

    Is site psr aane wale sabhi ki yahi kahani h

    Ha ha ha ha ha hs hhhhnn…………….

  4. Raj Bindaas says:

    Ahhhhhhh…hmmmmm !admin tu joke suna raha hai ye kisi ki real story, jo baat ka darr tha wohi hua, mera aaj underwear fat gaya.. abe kamino kya soch rahe ho aage se fata samjhaaaaaaaaaaa! comt likhne me v kafi prob ho rahi hai ek hand se likhraha hu aur dusre se apne biwi ki amaanat ko samjha raha hu shant shant shant tera time v aayega

    @Rashiiji – thode to enjoy aap v karna sikho, lofer ka comt non veg jarur tha bt vulgar nahi tha khamkha bechare ko dant diya, meri maniye to is site k kisi ladke ko chun lijiye,dekhiye panchi kitna enjoy karti hai bt its not mean she is vulgar,seriously na sahi bt hasi majak me to thoda non veg comt chal sakta hai,aur ha tum itni pyari ho koi tumhe behanji type bolega to acha nahi lagega bt tum kaam v to waisa karti ho, log kya kare?……aur kab sirf raj kahogi? aur ha wo pagal yaad hai….he he he

    @Lofer – cool cool ho jaa! tujhe maine simple line me samjhane ki koshish kiya aur tu confuse ho gaya,apni mentality change kar, me tujhe ek simple exp deta hu! suppose dat me exam me fail ho gaya tu bata mera fail hone se kya guarantee hai ki tu paas ho jayega, thik usi tarah koi desh barbaad hone se hamara desh kaise abaad ho jayega, ye to wohi baat ho gayi dhiraj ko comt pasand aaya mera aur mahaan bana jay wah kya jamana aa gaya hai

    1. Rashii says:

      Raj bindaas advise deney k liye thnx bt main aise he enjoy kerti hu waise b main S/A ki deewani hu wo kh dino se busy chal rahe hai kisi aur ladke ko chunker main unhe dhoka nhi de skti hehehehe

  5. Atankwadi says:

    Bindas maine bola na ki muje ladkio ko tang karne me maza ata ha. Agar tujhe nai aata to ma kya kru. 2th aswer Kyu abe! panchi teri behan lagti ha kya?. Agar lagti ha to yaha se chala ja. Kyuki tu yaha tamasha dekhne ke siwaye aur kuch nai kar sakta huhuhuhaha

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Atankwadi, he he he mujhe tumse aise hi jawab ki umeed thi aur ladkiyo ko behanji banane ko shok tumhara hai mera nahi, aur panchi ne galat misaal di thi tumhe samjhana pathar pe sar fodna nahi balki gu me patthar marna hai, i wish "tere mu me hamesha gu rahe" abe naraj ho gaya dirty mind isliye na kahta hu padega india to badhega india, abe Rusia me mu ko life,Africa me gu ko khushi kehte hai

      aapke milne ki khushi me kuch arz karna chahta hu

      "Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe

      bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,

      tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,

      Gaandu ki bheed se churaya hai tujhe.

      Oh shit bato bato me ye puchna to bhul hi gaya tu abhi tak ro raha hai hu hu karke, sry dear next time aadha dalunga lo abhi nikal leta hu !

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      SHABABSH

      jaO gand dholo.

  6. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @admin bhai kya hal hai tmhare bdhe bsy ho,kai tmhi tho cybr sex nai kar rhe the sameer ki jagha sunil bnke hehehe.

    @sheela janu ksi hai tu,jaldi ao me wait karha hu.lve u.

    @rashi u sch a sweet grl dear,laddu nai pasnd tb kya pasand hai wai bejdta hu hehe.

    @lofarchodu(bmw) yar me iritate nai hua kal tri bibi ke sth 69 ki postio me tha isilye jaldbaji me bhej dia hehehe,bhai tu kisse dogy style me chudrha yar,or kon2 style me sxy uncle se karwata hai ye b btade hehe.

    @preet janu kya hua tmhe kha ho dear yar ek tho cmnt kardo pls,mis u

    @ravan n rana bhai kse ho tmsb,kha ho bhaiyo.

    @mausam,raj,dev,kumar,wanted,jay,shalu,metrix,anil,hot grl,sweta n al frnds hru.

  7. Sheela. says:

    Mujhe kuch smjh ni aya ye mammey kya hota h? Rahul baby mai mob se comment krti hu w2h pe ni aaskti dear jo khna h yhi kh do.

  8. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @sheela darlng mamme means dairy farms(brest). Ok yar itni nadan ho tm jo ab mre sth agai ho tho ab sb pta chal jaye ga.lve u.

    Mble me b w2h chalta hai dear,nai tho cafe se on9 ho jao ek bar pls.

  9. Mausam says:

    @ Admin Bhai please aap iss tarah ka joke ya poem ya kavita mat publish kiyaa karo………..

    yaar ek haath se type karne me sabko problem hoti he.

    hahaaahaaaaaaaa

    @ Hi all my friends of this sweet and sexy site good afternoon to all of you.How are you all?

    @ Rashi ji aapne mujhe yaad kiya aapke tahe dil se shukrgujaar rahenge.aapke liye sher arz he:-

    Jab Doori Ho To ye ahsaas hota hai,

    Yaar ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai,

    Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,

    Aisa yaar kahan kisi ke pass hota hai.

    @Divya ji ab aapko kya kahoon, aapka bhi shukriyaa adaa kar dete hain.ab ye mat poochhna ki kis baat k liye.hahaha

    @Dhiraj bhai aapka signing amount nhi mila,contract kab sign karvaoge,shooting k liye dates bhi to dekhni padengee hehhehe

    @Prince bhai gaddi kaisee chal rhee hai? smooth na hehe

    @Anshul bhai prince ki gaddi me dhakka lagaane ki jarurt pade to lagaana mat.hahaaaaa

    @ Panchhi ji lagtaa he aap to naaraaz hain hum se.

    khafa ho k iss kadar na kisee ko tadpaao,

    jab yaad aaye uski to tum bhi use yaad aao,

    jo dooriyaan aaj hain shayad kal na rahain,

    thand ka Mausam he apni rajaayi me simat jaao.

    Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,

    Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,

    Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,

    Na hona khafa humse hamesha ke liye.

  10. anshul says:

    he he he mast thi yaar cybar chudai he he he. kasam se admin yaare tere ko salam thokta hu boolo kaha loge , babaji tussi great ho tofha kabul karo . he he he nahi hai maalum tha gift ke peeche bhagte ho. he he he