Maa Baap Ka Sayana Beta
Views: 3,568 - Posted on 15 Dec 2010
Maa Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Se: “Beta So Ja Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega”
Beta: “Aap Logo Ko To Bas Chudayi Ka Bahana Chahiye, Bhoot Ne Yaha Aake Kya Maa Chudvani Hai“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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meri panchhi ka koi coment ni aya abi tk..??
btw rashi, shweta, shallu, dhiraj, divya kaise ho tum sb, meri yad ni ati qa?
Hello daksh sweety kaise ho? lo aa gai na meri cment ..ap kaha se ho?
Omg!! Sachi me bache aese kamine honge to bade hokar kya krenge wo yaar!?
is winter ke mausam mei panchhi ne apna basera to nahi badal li hai aaj kahin najar nahi aa rahi hai.
Pawan yaar basera badal ne k bare me soch v ni sakti dear..thodi busy thi so cment ni de payi.,
mai thik hu divya
Are raj btao na kha rehte h.phr ghar bsane k bare m sochenge na
Is site pe kaun kaun married h or kaun nai.pls muje ans de dena
Arre shallu meri 19 h btaya to tha.vaise tumne girl wala name q rakha h.ladkia jada pasand h kya ya ladkiao ke nam
Daksh m fyn.m to sbko mis krti hu but mujge he koi ni krta
Koi ans to do.k kaun married h kaun nai.m to nai hu
Admin ji ap married h kya.sach btana dear
Shweta ji nahi hun yaar.. mene bataya to tha kuch din pahle… and meri koi girl friend bhi nahi hai.. thhi par chhod gayi…Now free koi vichar ban sakta hai hehe hamra tumhara ya nahi
Hi DAKSH ji aapne 1st time mera name liya hai, itne dino se is site per hu per aj tak aapne mera name nhi liya . Thanx sb k sath mera b name add kerne k liye
Q ni admin.muje to tumhare nam se he pyar ho gya h dear
Hi anshul.hey shallu tum rply q ni krte
its ok sweety.
btw i like ur name, jb mai 4th standard me tha to meri ek rashi nam ki frnd thi..
qa tum wahi ho?
Aise koi bt ni hai shweta ji hm to hmesha ummid krte hai, ki kbi apse mulakat b ho jye..
Aaila..
sheela yaha b aa gyi, ab dekhna kaise apne jawani k jalwe dikha k sbko ghayal krti hai.
Hi shweta.. Hw r u? Who s this sheela? New on this site kya? Mera age 23 hai.. Shweta ji hame b reply do yaar.
Aaj ki comment winner hai… Srimaan shweta g. She s more active since last 5 days.. Wat admin g ?
shweta ji kahi apka shadi ka irada to ni
Admin,nahi yaar jokes hi kafi hai tumhari specialty isi mein hai picture to kahi se mil jayenge mere yaar ka jaisa social jokes server kaha se milega, gud job! ek baat aur tum sweta i mean sweta ji pr kuch jayada meharban nahi ho i think dat gal fake yaar
Raj chinta na kar bhai tera ye bhai jab picture dalega tab bhi tumahi kahoge kya pics hai. Bas time nahi lag pata. N rahi baat shwet ki to yaar koi bat nahi sab chalta hai. Aur agar vo ladka hua to jyada acha hoga. Kam se kam dosti ki limitation to nhi hogi. Jab mrji khao piyo ghumo aish karo. So always think positive
@Admin, tumhara jawab nahi bt negative thinking is as important as positive thinking becoz positive thinking invents aeroplane & negative thinking invents parachute
Raj bhai mera jawab nahi hehe arrey kisi ne mere se question pucha hi nahi to jawab kaisa hoga
admin ji coments aprove krne me itna time q lga rhe ho, busy ho qa.?
q panchhi ji, hmse milne ka irada hai qa..??
btw, m damn sure sameer bhai ki jis trh nv jokes me is site ko koi takkar ni de skta, usi trh pics wli site b superb hogi..
u rock buddy…
thanx, thank u very much hme hsane k liye itna mehnt krne k liye. vaise to mai god ko ni manta, bt fir b dua krta hu ki tum hmesha hit+hot+fit n fine rho aur hmesha muskurate rho, aur hm sbi ki dosti hmesha kayam rhe…
aur mere sbi dosto(panchhi, rashi, kapil, bad boy, rosy, dhiraj, shweta, divya etc..) k liye b yahi dua krta hu..
love u a lot yaro..
bs meri ek choti si gujarish hai ek din hm sb mile aur khub msti kre, njoy kre, rain dance kre…
asl jindagi me mai bahut akela hu, lekin jb yaha ata hu, to mere chehre pe smile aa jati hai…
u guys r like family 2 me..
so plz.. lets b frnds 4evr, ye request mai site k sbi users se krta hu..
gud nite swit drims, n do rply of my frendship, specialy u sameer…
love u all, mis u all, n specialy 2 my nauty panchhi..
Daksh bhai aaj tune meri aankh mein se ek ansu niklva diya yaar. bas dukh is baat ka hai ki ek hi aankh se nikla hehehehe
Gud yaar thanks
@Admin,one joke i am posting bt how can i confirm dat joke is delivered to u
bhaiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa daksh apne to meri ankho se ansu nikal aap hamae itna pyar karte hai i love u 2.
mausam ji mai ladki nahi ladka hu dost or batiye kaise hai aap. aapp kya karte ho kaha rehte ho.
hello shweta raj divya all friends good morning