Maanga Bhi To Kya Maanga
Views: 29,464 - Posted on 30 Jun 2012
Santa Ke Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi,
Santa Roj Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Tha Ke: “Hey Bhagwan Kutta Ya Kuttiya Hi Ho”
Banta Ne Ek Din Use Ye Kahte Suna To Badi Hairani Se Bola.
Banta: “Abe Is mein Mangne Wali Kya Baat Hai? Kutta Ya Kutti Hi To Honge”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Yaar, Beech-Beech Mein Main Bhi Pange Le Liya Karta Tha“
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- 25 Saal Ka Ladka And 65 Saal Ki Budhi Ki Shadi
Ek Bar Ek 25 Saal Ke Ladke Ne Ek 65 Saal Ki Aurat Se Shadi Kari Par Do Din Baad Hi Vo Ladka Mar Gaya ..- Toote Taaron Mein Naseeb Kyu Dhundte Ho?
Ek Ladke Ko Darr Tha Ki Vo Exam Mein Fail Na Ho Jaye To Raat Ko Chhat Pe Ek Taara Tootte Dekh Usne P ..- Heart Ki Kitni Legs Hoti Hai?
Son: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain? Father: Ek Bhi Nahi Puttar, Kyu?? Son: To Phir Kal Raat ..- Tarzan And Sex
One Day Jane Met Tarzan In The Jungle. She Was Very Attracted To Him And During Her Questions About ..- Ram Nam Satya Hai?
Biwi Ke Marne Pe Arthi Ke Waqt Sab Log Ram Nam Satya Bolte Hai, Par Ye Aadmi To Kuch Aur Hi Bol Raha ..Hindi Version
संता के घर एक कुत्तिया थी और वो प्रेग्नेन्ट थी,
संता रोज भगवन से प्रार्थना करता था के: "हे भगवन कुत्ता या कुत्तिया ही हो"
बंता ने एक दिन उसे ये कहते सुना तो बड़ी हैरानी से बोला.
बंता: "अबे इस में मांगने वाली क्या बात है? कुत्ता या कुत्ती ही तो होंगे"
संता शरमाते हुए: "नहीं यार, बीच-बीच में मैं भी पंगे ले लिया करता था"
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hahaha santa to Santa hi hai!!
hehehe…old..but vry funny…
sardar khush hua
Two friends were talking :-
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Meri shadi ho gyi.
Oh! ye to acha hua.
Nhi bura hua wo badsurat hai.
oh! ye to bura hua.
Nhi achcha hua wo ameer hai.
oh! ye to acha hua.
Nhi bura hua wo mujhe ek rupya bhi nhi deti.
oh! ye to bura hua.
Nhi acha hua usne mujhe ek ghar khareed ke diya hai.
oh! ye to acha hua.
Nhi bura hua us ghar me aag lag gyi.
oh! ye to bura hua.
Nhi acha hua wo ghar me hi thi…!!!!
Acchha hai
Hehehe bahut acha hua
Muje Udas Dekh Kar Ush Ne Kaha
Mere Hote Huwe Tumhe Koi Dukh Nahi De Sakta
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Phir Aisa Hi Huwa Baad Me Jitne Dukh Mile Sab Usi K The…
Ye to bata wo thi kaun
meri jindgi…
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Jb tk ye jindgi h..hr gum yahi deti h….
Mout k aagosh me koi gum nahi hota, dear….
bahut khub deepak ….
Hahaha good joke
Sahi bola dipak bro. Ye jindgi kamini na to admi ko suiside karne deti ha aur na hi jeene deti ha. Bus ek kaidi ki tarah ghoal ghol kar marti rahti ha
matlab pappu aise hi paida hua tha :p
Kaya baat hai tum to bohut aacha ho
hahahahahaha….
hiii priya..mai to busy nhi hun.everyday comment krti hun.
Sahi kaha deepak magar jindgi agar gum deti hai to khushiyan bhi deti hai kyonki jab tak dukh na mile khusiyon ko kaise mahsoos karoge
gud joke
hehehehehehehehehe….
Ye santa b na kuch b karta rahta hai.
**gd evng frndz**
hw r u all…???
Hamen jeene ki aarzoo naa thi, hum to jiye ja rahe hain unse kiye vayde ki khatir
santa ka koi jawaab nhi…hahahaha
oh madammm…….
santa koi sawal hai….
mera mtlb tha k santa lajawaab hai…
Two Girls Were Arguing When The
Teacher Entered The Room.
The Teacher Says,“Why Are You
Arguing?”
One Girl Answers, “We Found A Ten
Dollar And Decided To Give It To
Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
“You Should Be Ashamed Of
Yourselves,” Said The
Teacher,”When I Was Your Age I
Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Girls Gave The Ten Dollars To
The Teacher……
Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bohat shounk tha.
Shadi ki 1st night use pata laga k us k husband ka sirf ek pair hai…
wapis maike aa kar apni maa se boli:”Mom mere husband ka sirf ek hi foot hai”
MAA: tu to khush naseeb hai beti, tere baap ka to sirf 5 inch hai..:P
hehe….
piyush bhai admin ko competition dene ki sochi hai ky….
no, ye humare bus ki bat nhi…
ye admin ne aap biti sunai h ….naam santa ka laga diya….
Yaad Aate Hain Aaj Uff…!! Gunah kya – kya
Pehla Ye k Mohabat Kar li…!! Aakhri ye K Ek Ziddi se Kar li.
Very nice……
kyun main kroon ye dua k usay meri umar lag jaye….
ho sakta hai kal aakhri din ho meri zindagi ka……..
Roz Aata Hai Merey diL ko TassaLi deney..
Tujh se to aey Dushman-e-Jaan’ Tera KhayaL acha hai.
Guzre Dino Ki Bhooli Hui Baat Ki Tarha,
Aankhon Main Jagta Hai Koi Raat Ki Tarha,
Us Se Umeed Thi K Nibhaye Ga Sath Per,
Wo Bhi Badal Gaya Mere Halat Ki Tarha…!!
vry nyc…lines..
i agree wid u deepak ji…waise kaise h aap??
aakhirkaar sab badal kyun jaatein hain sab.. aasmaan k baadal hain kya sab…lolz!!
Wo mere haal par muskuraya der tak,
Ruswa mujhe karke pachtaya der tak,
Bataa rahein h uski khamoshi k nishan,
Usne awaj de kar bulaya der tak.
” English IQ Test ”
1- Which alphabet letter is a question ?
2- Which alphabet is a part of our body ?
3- Which alphabet is a tool ?
4- Which alphabet is a drink ?
5- Which alphabet is a geometery box ?
Reply Must :)
1.y
2.I
3.X
4.T
google ka use achha kar leta hai
watta bout geometry box??
boss d.k. admin sanbko apni tarah samjha h …..
saale ye utna mushkil nahi tha……agar google use karta to 5 th bhi batata….
1. Q
2. I
3. X
4. T
5. D
khool!! ramo!!
answer:
1-Y
2-I
3-X
4-T
5-D
@Deepak,..tum ek cheej bolte rehte ho…hume bas log jarurat k anusaar hi yaad krte hain….mein khna chahunga..ki tum itne pyaare aur achhe ho..ki tumhe to har waqt yeh dil yaad krta hai…yeh jarurat jaisee baate bilkul gair jarurat hai..not 4 u only..its 4 jay,prince,aur lovely friends!!
tc Dear!!
hii… Frndz, hw r u all…???
**GOOD N9T FRNDZ**
sweat dreamz
and
take care…*
G :) :) D N I G H T!!
prince
Deepak
jay
n all friends.!!
kucch log umra k badne k 77 jawaan hote hain..
aur kucch log umra k 77 budhe hote jaate hain..
kya app pehle walo mein se hain ya 2sre wale main se!!!
:)
gud nyts guys…
@deepak g nd @deleted g both u r commentd
Suprb shyri..!
kanhi toofan hai
kanhi baadh hai
kanhi sookha hai
kanhi bhukamp hai
to kanhi ghane junglo mein aag hai..
kya yeh saare dharti k emotions hain…
ya global warming hai ya manushyo ka prakrti pe atya4 hai!!!
Be natural!! think natural!!
Newton n Einstein’s favourite song….
Baithe baithe kya kare karna hai kuch kaam…
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Chalo banaye formulae..maare sabki gaand! :-D :P
kucch log khaane k liye jeete hain
kucch log jeene k liye khaate hain.
kucch log khate khate jeete hain(thokre)
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hum to tere uss do naina k liye jeete hain..jisse hum kbhi juda nhi hona chahte!!
:)
@nitesh ji kya kya formulae banate ho tum…hmm!!
what is death??..according to me!!
…its just a seperation from old body..to enter a new beautiful exitment one..according to you..according to your journey!!..so welcome death..its a beautiful stage!!
god love us..so he/she wants to make us more happier and more beautiful more powerful!!…Death is not da end.its just a change!!
i never dies..its 4 forever!!
:) sleepwell sleepwell :)
….GOOD A.M……
gd mrng frndzz*
hw r u all…??
fine nilesh bhai..!
Aag apni sunao..!
Nd @dhiraj jee formule newtons ke hi faadte hai mere nahi..
gm to awl
gud mrng …nilesh ji aaj to sunday h ….fir bhi 5 bje hi gud mrng…..
Gud morn frnds. How r u all . Deleted bhai apne nilesh bhai ishq k chakkar me pad gaye hain. Isliye unko neend nhi aati. Kal navya v nhi aayi ya usne mera cmnt dekhkar cmnt nhi kia.
del ji. Hum aj ka cmnt 6.01am par kiye hai.
Nitesh ji m f9 and u..??
Alok ji hum kisi ke chakkar me nhi hai.. Aur rahi bat sone ki to pure din aur puri rat to sota hi hu. Ab kitna soye.
So subah jaldi jag jata hu…. Okk.
Gud mrng…Frnds…
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Gd mrng frnds
hahahha wah maza aa gayaa aaj to ..bhai mahan logo ke vichaar maine comment ke liye diya tha…pata nahi moderate kyun nahi kiya …..ya fir lagta hai khushkismati hai meri ki aapko wo post ke laayak lag gayaa…batana jaroor
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Hia haha
thnku