Mahabharat Ka Kissa, Na Agga Na Pichha
Dosto,
Aaj Fir Ek Aisa Joke Pesh Hai Jo Sochne Layak Hai, Actually Mein Ye Joke Nahi Hai Kuch Aur Hai, Aur Main Hamesha Esi Cheeze Dalta Rahta Hun.
Isko Padd Kar Shayad Fir Se Bahas Chidd Jaye Ki Mene Dharam Se Related Baat Ki, Par Meri Request Hai Ek Baar Aap Is Joke Ko Samjh Ke Dekhna.
Aur Iska Answer To Koi Vidhvaan Hi De Sakta Hai, Isliye Koi Galti Ho Jaye To Maaf Kar Dena.
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Shehar Mein Bahut Pahunche Hue Sant Aaye Hue Thhe, Bahut Dur Dur Se Log Unke Vachan Aur Katha Sun Ne Ke Liye Aaye.
Vese To Hamare Baba Saxidas Tapasya Mein Leen Rahte Hai, Par Jab Unhe Pata Laga Ki Esi Mahan Hasti Shehar Mein Aaye Hai To Unhone Socha Chalo Hum Bhi Dekh Ke Aaye.
Vahan Jake Logo Ke Bich Mein Beth Gaye, Sant Ji Ne Mahabhrat Ki Katha Sunani Shuru Ki, Aur Vo Kirshan Ji Ke Janam Pe Thhe.
Sant Ji: “Kansa Ko Aakashwani Hui Ki Uski Bahan Ka 8th Bachha Usko Maar Dega”
Is Baat Ko Sun Ke Usko Bara Krodh Aya Aur Usne Vasudev And Devaki Ko Jail Mein Band Kar Diya
Pahle Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usne Usko Zehar Deke Maar Diya,
Dusre Bachhe Ka Janam Hua To Usko Pahadi Se Niche Gira Ke Maar Diya,
Teesre Bache Ne Janam Liya To…..
Itne Main Baba Saxidas Ji Uthe Aur Bole.
Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji Mujhe Ek Baat Par Doubt Hai?”
Sant Ne Baba Ka Majak Udate Hue Kaha.
Sant: “Beta, Sare India Mein Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Is Baat Ko Leke Doubt Nahi Kiya, Tum Kaisi Kar Rahe Ho?”
Baba Saxidas: “Sant Ji, Agar Kansa Ko Pahle Se Pata Tha Ki Devaki Ka 8th Bachha Usko Mar Dega, To Us Bevkoof Ne Vasudev Aur Devaki Ko Ek Hi Jail Mein Kyu Band Kiya?”
Sant Ji Ab Bechare Is Baat Ka Kya Jawab Dete.
Also Read the Veg Version In Pappy Style @ MastJokes
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Aur Shayad Iska Jawab Hamare Kisi User Ke Pass Ya Site Ke Reader Ke Pass Ho.
So Friends Again Aapki Mails And Comment Ka Wait Karunga
Aapka Apna
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas
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joke bahut acha h
hi NVYA!! 2m kya star plus wali nvya ho? gr haa to 2m bahut khubsurat ho. ;)
na wantedji na hm wo navya nai h ha or hme ye b nai pta ki hm khubsurat h ki nai but itna jarur jante h ki god ke hr creation khubsurat hi hote h
Hi navya ji
kaisi hain ap,aur yar real m apka nam bahut hi pyara h,aur ap v apne nam k trh hi pyari hongi
kya ap mujh se dosti karengi,agr yes,to meri ye sart h apko daily yehan apne cmnts dalne honge,,kya karengi mujh se dosti
JPR
Hi navya ji
kaisi hain ap,aur yar real m apka nam bahut hi pyara h,aur ap v apne nam k trh hi pyari hongi,aur apne bilkul thik kaha h,,god ki banayi hr chij khubsurat hoti h,,i like it,,aur navya ji
kya ap mujh se dosti karengi,agr yes,to meri ye sart h apko daily yehan apne cmnts dalne honge,,kya karengi mujh se dosti
JPR
ha samir ji kyu nai hm apse dosti krnge we are frnd ok or dost to hm phle se hi agr dosti ki bat ki jaye to hum to ap sblogo k cmnt daily read krte h or thoda hmare pas time ka shortge rehta h kyuki hm 12th k student to promis to u hm daily kosis krnge lekin jis din site pe na aa paye us din k lie aj hi sory
Thnx navya
ki apne meri bat mani,aur yar rhi bat time shortage ki to yar mere pas v time ka kafi prblm h bt fir v mai kosis kr k time nikal leta hu,kyun ki jb v mai is syt p aata hu to kafi cool feel krta hu,aur yar ap v thora sa time nikala karo,,taki ap study ka sara thakan dur kr sako,,aur yar jb apka mind relax rhega to study krene me v bahut mja aayega,
aur navya ji ab m chlta hu,
agr meri joru panchhy ne apko mere sath dekh liya na,to meri bahut pitayi karegi,,,petu panchhy
byeeee navya
JPR
mahabharat aur ramayan kya india tak simit tha…aur yeh rakshash aur aakashwani keval bharat tak tha ya puri dharti mein keval bharat hi tha…mujhe to lagta hai..yeh granth kisi vyakti ki kalpanik soch ki upaj hai..uska maksad dharm ka prachar prasar aur logo ko galat karyo se dur rahne…yeh jitne bhi granth hai koi bhi religion k woh kisi supermind ka khel hai…but anyways dharm bahut kucch kahta hai…be human and show humanity..thats it..itna karlo kafi hai..ghanti bajane se sirf formality hoti hai…
Jiyo mere laal
Yar Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas Agar tumko Shri Krishna Ji k Janam k bare me Jankari hai aur tumne hi ye Joke banya hai to tum mere Sawal ka Jawab de do, Usi me Tumko Tumhare Sawal ka Jawab mil Jaayega.
Ques. Jab “Kansa” ko Aakashwani se ye maloom ho gaya thha ki Devaki Aur Bashudev ke 8th Bachha Usko Mar Dega Aur “Kansa” usi time Aakashwani ke baad hi Basudev Aur Devaki Ko Jaan se Marne jaa raha thha lekin kyu nahi Jan se Mara ??????
Kyunki bahan ko aur jije ko jan se marna usne uchit nhi samja
hehehe…..Bhosadi ke chal Acch huwa, baat to tere samajh me aa gayi.
abe par alag alag jail mein to rakh hi sakha thha na hehehehehe
Yaar phir tu kar di Backchodi wali baat, Jab bahan ko aur jije ko jan se marna usne uchit nhi samja toh usi tarah dono ko Alag-Alag Jel me bhi Rakhna Uchit nahi Samjha……hehehe
Bro jaruri nahi na jo ek cheez na karo ja sake vo dusri b na kare
Wah bhai Jay kya dimag lagaya ha.
Chalo isi khushi me ik muth aur mar leta hu tere naam ki
ye le…
KHACH…KHACH….KHACH
KHASSSS….SUUUU. AAHAAH ऽऽ
@ Jay tu chutiya hi rahega bahan aur jija ko alag rakhna use thik nhi laga aur bahan ke bacche ko marna acha laga hai na
@Anuj Bhosadi ke, tu to Mahachutiya hai Jo mere comment ko nahi samajh paaya…….Phir se usko padh aur samjh.
@jay to sahi mai pakka chutiya hai hehehehe apne comnt ko khud padh fir kuch bol hahahaah
@ Anuj tu pura ka pura Sadela Mahachutiya hai, Tere Dant hi nahi balki teri Bhuddhi bhi Sadd gayi hai jo tere ko hi mera comment samajh me nahi aa raha hai…….hahahahahaha
Yaar shayad bhool rahe ho ki us time bachche vardan aur ashirvvad se paida hote the. Fir vo dono ko alag karke Kya ukhad leta
Tumne khudhi toh bata diya ki wo (kansa) bevkoof tha toh ek bevkoofse isse jada aur kya umid kar sakte hai…..
Tommorow is 13…terroristo ne ahemdab k kisi mall ko udane ki sajish rachi hai ya sirf logo mein dar paida karna chahte hai…ya isko anjaam de paenge….but be careful at bheed mein….
ek baat kahna chahunga in atankwadiyo k bare mein…inn logo ki koi keemat nahi hoti..isliye unhe kisi k jaan ki koi keemat nahi lagti…
Ha ha hahahah ha ha ha
Sahi kaha Dhiraj tumne!
Hum pathar dil hote hain.
Aur apni gatividhiyon ko anjaam dete rahte ha
kya tum jante ho ki hum sabse jyada khush kab hote hai?
Agar nai jante to sun:
hum sabse jyada khush tab hote ha jab hum autem blast karke sakdon-hazaron logo ko khatam karte ha aur CBI Wale haath paanv marte marte thak jate ha par hame saja nai dilwa pate
hahahahahahahah
2m madarchodo ko to bich bazar me nanga krke kutte chod deni chaiye. saale hamari sarkar nikkmmi hai jo 2m jaise behan k lode ko india me mehmaan ki trah rkhti hai warna mera bs chale to 2m sbko ulta latka kr tere G me ghode ka L ghusa du bhosdi k.
Oh My God bahan ke lode ne pahli lines sahi likhi aur end mein kachra tha shit mere se chutt gaya ye
Wanted thanks bro in bahan ke lodo ko maa chod ke acha kiya.. in madhar chodo ka yahi hal hona chahiye
Inski bahan ki chut sale ki
@jay,..my lollipop.
..i love u and miss uuuuu!!
Mujhe tumse koi Baat nahi karni hai Q k mere pappu ki Tabiyat kahrab Chal rahi hai aur tumne us se mulakat nahi kar rahe ho……..buhuhuhuhu
Hahahaha hmlog bhagwan ki puja krte hai lakin pehle ke aise bahat se baat hai jo shayad hmlog ko galat lage.
Shayad Apni bahan se bahat pyar krta tha aur use apne pati se dur nhi krna chahata.
Kansh ne Vashudev aur Devaki ko ek hi Jail me kyu band kiya tha suniye…
Kyuki agar Vashudev ko alag jail me rakhte to us jail ko clean rakhne k liye Kansh ko ek maid-servent recruit karna padta. Bas ek kharcha bachane k liye bechara Kansh khud kharcha ho gaya…
Hahahaha wah re wah
vasuki ko apni biwi devki pe shak tha isliye usne kansa se kaha ki " devki ko kisi bhi jail me rakho wo bachcha paida karegi hi"aur meri shadi ka sara kharcha weste ho jaye ga isliye ise mere saath rahne do".
Hahahahaha ue hui na bat, ab lag rha hai ki users joke ko joke ki tarha padd ke discuss kr rahe hai
yaar agar use apni bahan pe shak tha to use bhi to alag jail mein akele band kar sakta tha
@administrator: sir, wo kehte hain naa! Vinashkale Vipreet Buddhi!!! Kansha Ki Buddhi Aakashvani Sunkar Kharab Ho Gyi Thi Aur Uske Andar Ka Aham, Jo Pehle Se Hi Tha Aakashvani Sunkar Aur Jyada Ho Gya Tha! Uski Mrityu Vaastava Me Uske Aham Ke Karan Hui!!!
Yupp bro ye bat bhi logical hai. Par esa tha to fir baccho marna zaruri kyu thha inse ladta or apna aham barkar rkhta
Are pehle tumlogo ye pata lagana chayiye ki us time "radio" kahan se aya jo akash wani fail gayi.
abe all india radio tab bhi tha hahaha
Sabko Bata Dun Ki Kans Ko Jab Pata Chala To Uske Ahenkaar Ki Vajah Se Usne Ye Pran Liya Ki Main Apni Maut Ko Marunga . Woh Duniya Ka Pehla Aisa Aadmi Banna Chahtea Tha Jo Apni Maut Ko Marta Ye Uska Ahenkaar Tha Jis Vajah Se Usne Devki Or Vasuki Ko Ikathe Rakha ..
Ab Shayad Aapko Jawab Mil Gaya Hoga…..
But Jitne Bhi Logon Ne Is Per Comment Kiye Hai Pehle Ager Unke Maan Baap Padenge To Yahi Kahenge Hum Alag Alg Kyun Nahi Soye Jo Aisi Ghatiya Aulaaadein Paida Kardi.
Or Mr Admin Acha Hoga Ki Aisai Joke Aap Dubara Na Post Karvaye……its A Request..
Dekh bhai tune users ko ye sab bol ke galti ki….. mene hamesha bola hai joke ko joke ki tarha pado.
aur 2nd mere users ka koi kasur nahi ye sab mene likha aur mene unko bola ki reply de.. so jo bolna hai mere ko bol
3rd maine esa karke koi gunah nahi kiya..
Jaisi tum bata rahe ho ye ahnkar thha kyunki tumse uske mantri the usne hi ye reason tumko bataya hoga.
ese hi main bhi uska senapati thha aur usne mujhe bataya tha ki, ane wale time mein tum isi baat pe joke bana ke logo ko hasana
Dear jo cheez kisi ko pata hi nahi uske bare mein kahe ko bahas kar raha hai, kya pata tu sach ho ya main ya sachayi kuch aur hi ho.
esa bhi to ho sakta hai ki usne unko jail meins irf dikhave ko rakha ho, asal mein unko ek alishan mahal de rakha ho, ki aap bache paida karte jaye main marta jaunga
@ ARUN Tatte mai uge hue Safed baal.. sex dauran chut mai se ukhde hue Jhat. tere gand mai kutte ka Lund fas jaye bhosdi ke.
Tere maa baap tere pe kitna garv karte hai jara batana… tere maa baap kitne raat mehnat kiye jo tu iss duniya mai pandit ban ke paida hua..
tujhe itni taleef hai to tu joke padhta kyo hai.. yaha gand marane ko aata hai.
tere jaisa chothu to aaj tak nhi dekha yaar maine..
tere pass GYAN hai par fir bhi tu GAVAR hai..
jaa kahi jaa ke ache se gand mara fir yaha aana aur dobara comnt dena.
Panchhhhhhhhhhy
meri joru,tami kahan chu,jane 6 tore bina hmra dil nonvegpur m laga 6,,hun bhook se yehan mare chu,,tami wahan pet fula fula k chu,,HMRA tu bhul gale chu,,hmra se kuch bhul ho gayl chhu,,tami kuch bolu na,,,,,huhuhuhuhuhuhu
,panchhhhhhhy,,huhuhuhuh,
,
rashi sali sahiba ap apni panchhy bhn ko smjhaye na,wo mayke se nonvegpur aa jaye,,,ouske bina ye samir adhura h,,,
panchhhhy,,,huhuhuhuhuhuhu
meri joru panchhhy,,huhuhuhuh
JPR
oye samirrrr kisne keh diya me tmhe bhul gai hmm?? Aur bhukh lgi thi to hmare padosi dhirajay k ghar jakr kha lete na!! mana ni krte wo
Haa Samir Bhai jaise humne Kabootari ko Tumahare nahi rahne par kabi bhi Apne Ghar Aane Jane se mana nahi kiya aur Kisi Chez ke kami bhi mahsoos nahi hone diya:P
oye me to mayke me thi to lallulaal jb me vha thi h ni to tere ghar kese ati jati ??cment to thik se padh liya kr
Hey Kabootari! Mayake to tum Ek Month ke baad gayi thhi aur wo bhi Tillu Pillu ko mere he pash chor gayi thhi……buhuhuhu
Hey Dosto!! Samir ko Hosh aa gaya h aur ab usko sab kuch yaad aane laga hai….Ab wo Pakistan ke sadme se ubar chuka hai…Thanx God.
Yar Samir tujhe es Halat me dekhkar Mujhe badi Khushi ho rahi hai……Ab tu Kaisa hai, Kya tere GAND me Dard abhi bhi hai ????????
Admin yaar ye sab likha hota h ….jab bhavishyawani Ho gaye to kans ko bhi malum Ho gya ki maut kaise hogi
Jo hona hota h wo Ho kar rahta h …..use Yeh bhi malum tha ki main Vishnu bhagwan k awtar k haathon maruga ye us ka soubhagye tha…..isliye usne vasudev or devki ko na maar kar el hi cell MEIN rakha….use moksh milna tha bhagwan k haathon se maar kar eisa moka wo kyon Jane DETA.
Same is true for RAVAN he also kidnapped sita as he wanted Moksh by getting death via shri RAM …at death bed he said this ….
to bhai un bechare 7 chote balko ka kya dosh tha.. jab pata hi thha 8th bachha marega to 7 bachho ko jane deta khelne deta kahi bhi..
Listen dear mein nastik nahi par main in cheezo mein isliye belive nahi karta bcoz there are so many bugs in all the stories.. which are not relevant
oye agr aesa h fr to kans se b bde papi osama ko marne b koi bhagvan h aye honge :p :p aese to is desh me rhte bhole bhakt bhagvan k hatho marne k liye najane kitne paap krenge :p
Wait karne padti h
Aaj kans ne kuch KIA to bhagwan kal hi kans ka vadh nahi karte…
Jab paap hadd se gyar jata h to bhagwan avtar lete h.
Rashii dear, Life ko aaram se jine k do tarike ?
Maaf kar dena unhe jinhe Aap Bhul nahi sakti hai.
Aur
Bhool jana unhe jinhe Aap Maaf nahi kar sakti………….tc…” I Mr. U”
mjhe to ek baat samjh nahi aayi…8 bachha use maarta to phle ke 7 becharo ne kya bigada tha jo unka carrer suru hone se phle hi khatm kar diya bhosadi ke ne…..
hahahahah Right dude
Arre bhai simple hai ho sakta tha ki agar kansa unko alag alag jagah rakhta toh unka test tube baby ho jata matlab vasudev apna muth markar usse devik shakti se dvki ko de deta and tb bh unka bacha ho jata.
Usne socha kai ko kharcha bhadhana ek hi kmre mein bnd kr do taki dy cn hv fst sex , prduce 8th chld fast and he cn gt rid of it fast.
JAI dekh kans ne devki ko isliye nhi mara kyu ki use wiswas tha ki wo unki santano ko maar dega…..fir bhala apni behan ko kyu maru…isliye usne unhe nhi mara…..aur wo apne maksad me kamyad b ho gaya tha ek had tak to….kyu ki use laga ki usne aatho santano ko maar diya hai..lekin use kya malum tha ki bhagwan ne uske sath dhokadhadi kari hai…rato raat jail ke darwaje apne aap khul gye…ye sab bhagwan ki chaal thi ab bhagwan ke aage kisi ki kya chal sakti hai….bas sahi jawab yahi hai..KANS ko uska over confidence le duba…..
Jab bhagwan ne ye sab karna hi thha to uper bethe bethe ek mantar kyu nahi pada aur usko khatam kyu nahi kar diya.. itna intejar kahe ko….
admin bro cngrtlation ,ye 1st joke hai jisme svi user joke pr cmnt kr rhe hai. lage rho :) :) :)
yupppp hehehehe aur tune mujhe number nahi diya na be
Kya Wanted bro. Number Bat raha hai ????? Admin Bhai Mai bhi line me lag jata hun. Kitane Aadmiyo ke baad mera number aayega ? :P
bas inki G mar ke free ho jau uske bad tera hi hoga.. agar tujhe jayda jaldi hai to hehehe nanga hoke khada ho pahle teri mar deta hu
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..Abe Mob. number mang raha hu. Sabko bant raha hai aur maine jab manga to Lund dikha raha hai ???????
Kapil bro. eske Samajh me Nahi Aayega, Kyuki jab tak ye "DANDA" nahi dekhta hai eski phuddi nahi khulati hai……..hehehehe
haan aur teri to bina danda dekhe 24 gante khulli rahti hai na hahahahaha
Maaf karna yaar Galti se Bhuddi ko phuddi likh diya……
@SHASHI me tumari baat ka b jawab dena chahunga…tumne pucha ki agar kans ko kewal 8th putr se khatra tha to usne baki ko kyu mara?
iske piche KANS ne ye socha tha ki agar 8 logo ko ek circle me khada kiya jaye to kya pata chalega ki kaun 8th hai..ye to counting pe depend hai ki counting kaha se shuru hoti hai….
abe hadd hai be obveious jo sabse chota dikhega hehehe vo hi 8th hoga :D:D:D:DD:
Kapil hehehe tera dimag bhi na lagta hai g marwa marwa ke kharab ho gaya hai
hahahahaha…… :P:P:P
kyuki jo likha hota hai use koi nahi badal sakta
or upar wala deemgah bhi wesa hi bana deta hai
so dont intrfare his work.. wo jo karta hai behtar karta hai..
or ek baat or samjh nahi aayi jab kans ko malum tha ki 8wa bacha use marega
to usne pehle wale 7 ko kyu mara direct 8we ke liye kyyu planing nahi ki…
jab waqt kharab hota hai to budhi bhi kharab ho jati hai
Azhar ji thanks batane ke liye :)
yaar ye batein hume pata hai dear par .. just enjoying the joke aur isko dil pe mat lo yaaro
Bhosadi ke tujhe hum logo ki enjoying ke liye Allah aur Bhagwan hi miltey hai…….Kya Dilhi aur Hariyana ke Sari Gastiya Mar Gayi hai unko kyu nahi bhej deta hai, ya phir teri GAnd kis liye hai? Kewal Tatti karne k liye ????……hehehe
nahi tere chatne ke liye bhi hai chat liya kar hehehe
Hehehe….. Mujhe Malum hai teri Nazar mere ‘P” (Pappu) par hai. Q k tu Pahle bhi 2-3 baar Apni ‘G’ (Guddi) ki Jhalak mujhko dikha chuka hai…….Aur Ab Chatane ke liye bhi bula raha hai……hehehe…….Tasalli rakh mai kisi din Dhiraj ke chpake teri bhi "G" ki tamanna jarur puri karunga..
President of Pakistan teaching children the spelling of "Assassination"
"One ass behind another ass,
behind that I, and
behind me the whole nation."
Wow…. Fantastic joke .kya baat hai lagey raho
Kisi b mazhab ki baat ko mazak nahi banana chahiye
Jafar bhai koi bhi nahi bana raha majak…. ye joke hai dear sirf joke taki log hass sake
Joke aysi honi chahiye jo hur koi hase. Joke me koi hase aur koi takleef paye isko joke nahi bolte.hur ek mazhab wala apne khuda se aur un k likkhi h uve baton se mohabbat kart a hy
Admin saheb agar hum kisi se mohabbat kar rahe ho to uski mehboob se agar koi galti hojaye to hum uski galti ko nazar andaz karte hy.to isi tarah hum sub ko aap ki joke bahut pasand hy.to aap ka b farz banta hy k aap aysi joke likkhe jo hur mazhab wala padsake aur huse.
Hmmmm.. to bhai main itna hi kahunga ki jokes ko jokes ki tarha pada karo to kisi majhab ko koi problem nahi hogi
Main sikh hun, Santa mera jat bhai hai, har sardar mera jat bhai hai main to sabse jyada jokes unpe likhta hu..
Dear it doesnt mean ki main dil se kisi ki burayi karta hun ya mere dil mein kuch esa hai :)
aur dekh le aaj ke is joke ne sare idhar udhar bikhre hue users ko ikatha karva diya hai heheheh
tumne bilku teek bola bhi
Kansh Ko Swarg Chahiye Tha Bhagwan Ke Hatho Mar Kar
Hum Sab Ek Hi God Ke Sons Hain So Dont Be Mazhabi Just Like Live Always Cool
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mai itni late kaise ho gai cmmnt karne mai or sunao frnds kaise ho?
@ Matrix ji aap so so ke chat kyu karte hai i mean late reply?
Me mobile se online tha na isiliye. aur tum khana khate khate chat kyu krti ho ye batao??? mere facebook me ata diya krna msg send krke ki kab online rehti ho? kabhi online milti hi nhi :(
hm theek divya ji, tum sunao,
ummmmmm!!! divyaaaa!!!
baat hi nhi krti mujhse :(
Divya late hoti kab nahi ye koi nayi baat thode na hai.
rashii kahan ho aaj? ek bhi comment nhi aaya tumhara, kese ho? and aur btao ki aap dehradune m kis jagah ho, kya pta aas paas hi ho?
dhiraj plz dont compare bhagwan with gays, its my request yr, plz dont mind,
admin jii kans us shakti ko dekhna chahta tha ki wo h kon jo use maarega, wo kon hoga, yahin dekhne k liye usne jan bhooj kr kiya, and m totally agree wid ARUN, plz dont post such jokes again dear, its my req
suna hua joke hai
Abeeee admn
aj tune syt pr mahabharat kyun mcha diya be,,,aj tere gand fut gye honge sbhi k tane sunte sunte,,,bt aj m dekh rha hu tu sb ko bine gussa dikhaye shi reply kr rha h,,i like it,yar,,aur aj tune jok k title v shi rkha h,,,,mahabharat,,,
JPR
Samir yaar, aaj kisi ne mere ko gali nahi di kisi tarha ka koi bakwas comment nahi kiya, sab ne normal question answer kiye to main bhi cool hun.
Tujhe kya lagta hai auro ko hasane wala banda kya khud gussa hona chahega.. :(
@ admin tumne to Mahabharata hi cheed do aaj
82 cmts …
@ Jai yaar tum cmt karte Ho …..Itna to MEIN history ke
Exam MEIN nahi likhta tha…..himmat h bhai….yaar wo likhne wala software mujhe b dedo.
Dhiraj nahi aaya aaj?
Pearl bhi nahi h.?
@ Deleted bro. Chal apna Email id de mai uspar send kar dunga. Lekin tum Dhiraj mange to usko mat dena…….hehehe
Yaar wese ek solution ye bhi tha ki kans vasudek ki nasbandi karva deta ya devki k pragnent hotn hi uska abortion karva deta
hehehehe bhadiya bhai bhadiya
Haa Raj bro. teri baat me dum hai, ye Idea to Kouravo ke Baap Dhritrasta ko deni chahiye thhi, Na Kourav 100 Bhai paida hote na Mahabhart hoti………hahahahahaha
@dele,..apne mujhe yaad kia i m so happy…tc dear!..bye:).
hey yanha bahut voilence ho raha hai..aur bhi bahut kucch ho raha hai…..ab mujhe dar lagne laga aap sab logo se baat karne mein,…
rashii didi…ab apse aur dele se bas baat karunga aur kisi se nahi…gudnight !!
Jaa mujhe bhi tumse baat nahi karni hai……buhuhuhu
kinshuk,..i have a cmt 4 u jst u wait…
@Del,..how r u dear….take cake..ok!!…ok gudnight…sweetdreams dear…tum bhi so jao..tc! ok!…tc.
my dream boy ! qualities
..cute looking
..sweet voice
…imaginative
…good dancer
….good comedian
…. never fights
….respect others
…free 4rm abusive language.
….loveable
……goodcook
….aur bus jise dekhte hi pyaar ho jae…
i can wait 4 him…kyonki jo bhi hota acche k liye hota hai….mujhe na bhi mile to chalega…i respect gods wish..
@ pearl tumhe itne qualities wala ladka nahi nil sakta kyonki judo bhi ladke mein itni qualities nahi hoti.
But girl have one quality that she can make her husband as she wanted.
So marry UR love and u will get these qualities after marriage…..
@admin
bhagwan nw mantra funk ke kans ko isliye nhi mara kyu ki bhagwan ko b example set karne hote hain duniya ke aage..isliye bhagwan khud manushya ban ke aate hain..iske piche b lambi kahani hai fir kabhi bataunga…
bhai kans ko yai fix karna tha ki wo amar ho gaya hai so wo problum ko dur kerna cahata tha ,wo jaldi sai jaldi 8 bachai ko marna cahta tha ,jissai ki usai yakeen ho jayai ki ab wo amer hai aur koi ushai nahi maar sakta ,wo apni sister ko bahut pyar kerta tha ,so 8 th chiled kai baad wo usai free kar daita .love u
are bevkoof dhyan se krisna leela aur mahabharat padhi hoti to tum ye baat kahate hi nahi.huaa ye tha ke 1- kans ne apne bahan ko vachan diya tha ke baasudev se alag use na kiya jaaye.aur dusara sabse bada kaaran ye tha ke kans ko maalum tha ke devaki ka 8va putra bhagvan visnu honge aur vo bhagvan visnu ko apne haath se maarna chahata tha.
gudmrng frnds ap sb kese h
Hlo navya i m f9 dear aap sunao aap kaise hai
Pearl kya mere me wo qualities nahi hai jo tumko chahiye ????? Aur kya tujhe mujhse pyaar nahi hai, Agar pyaar nahi hai to wo kya thha ?????
Wo Raato ko chupke-cupke mere pash aana aur Chandni raat me Khule Aasman ke neeche baithkar pyaar bhari Batey karna aur Sath jeene marne ka Vada karna aur Kasme khana, Apni Gond me mere Sar ko rakhkar meri Julfo me apni ungaliya dalkar sahlana. Kya ye sab pyaar nahi thha kewal ek sapna ya phir dhokha thha ????
Pearl Maine to mohabbat ki thi mager, Kuch bhi na mila hasrat k siwa.
Tumne bhi Hamey Jakham diya hai, Kiya kahen isse Qismet k siwa.
Sunty thhey wafa jo kartey hain, Inaam Wafa paa jatey hain.
Chahat ki Nazar Rakhney waley, Chahat ka sila paa jatey hain.
Dekha to koi anjam nahi, Ulfat Aur nafrat k siwa
Aesa to kabhi socha bhi nahi thha, Tum bhi hamse Juda ho sakti ho
Jis dil pe thha naaz tumhe, Usi Dil se Khafa ho sakti ho
Chaha tha tumhara pyar mager, Kuch paa na saky tohmat k siwa.
Maine to mohabbat ki thhi mager, Tumne Kuch bhi na diya hasrat ke siwa.
Pearl, …..Tum kahi bhi jawo, Jiske bhi sath raho hamesha Hasti Muskurati rahi, Meri duwaye aur pyaar hamesha tere sath rahega……God bless U…..good by.
Haar gya himmat jay……..teri basanti to gyi bhai ……kya yaar ….tu el baar darr film Dheekh…aaj..
Dear all my lovely friends,
Be CareFul When a Girl tells U dat She Lves U From Bottom of Her heart It means dat thr is Still sapce 4 another boy on top…
””YA’RAB”” ”YA KHUDA………
“Bahut kho chuka hun ab khoney ki taqat nahi hi mujme.
Yeh jo kuch log merey hai unhein mera hi rehne dey……..
Rashii dear where r u ?????
Today i miss u so much.
Wo kansa tha baba sexidas nahi tha.
Wo apni bahan se bahut pyar karta tha isliye usne apne pati se use door nahi rakha
Samje murkh
Aur agar wo sath me nahi rakhta to fir tum Krishna ko nahi mil pate..
mere taraf se sare bhaion aur bhabio ko namaskar.Rahi baat question ki to Akashvani ye huithi ki devki ka athwa putr kans ko marega, ye thodi na kaha tha ki basudev ka athwa putr. Isiliye is baat ki koi gurrenty nehi thi ki alag jail me rakhne se devki ka putr nehi hota, ulta khandan ka mu kala hota alag.
hehehhehe… kash us time ipill hua karti
Apki bat se m bilkui sahmat hu. But i think 2 jeeloo k beech mori b ho sakti thi…
kans nahi chahta tha uski behan bina chude reh sake
kyon kl kans bahut ahnkari hone k sath apne ko itna balwan samjhta tha,ki wo apni sambhavit mratyu ko ghatit nahi hone dega.wo nischay he devki k 8ve putra ko mar dega.
isi ati vishvas k prabhav me usne aathven putra k janm ki pratiksha ki,aur isiliye usne dono ko jail me dala ki janm lete he wo un masum bachchon ki hatya kar sake.
——- —— —- —- —-,taki budhi pahle har lina.
agar baba sexidas ya santa jaise uske salahkar hote to mahabharat ka shayad astitva nahi hota.
bcoz ye sab kalpnik hai, it's not true story
so my dear ur logic is correct. I don't belive on that. ye sab insan ka banaya hua janjal hai, but aapka joke aacha hai
very Nice
kans mahan vewakuff tha,,,,,,,,Agar use pata tha to usne dono ki nasbandi kyun nahi karai;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Old joke… Thumb down 4 dis… Huh
simple .apni behan se bahut pyar krta tha. jail Security par bharora tha.
kyoki agar unhe alag -alag jailo me band nahi karta to use sari jindagi pehra karna padta wo chahata tha 8wa bachha paida ho aur mai use maar du
Use Ghamand Tha Ki Use Koi Nahi Maar Payega Aur Wo Ye Duniya Ko Dikhana Chahta Ki Main Bhawiswani Ko Bhi Jhuthla Diya Ye Prove Karne Ke Liye 8wan Bachha Paida Hona Jaruri Tha.
Usne alag alag band isliye nahi kiya kyonki use zindgi bhar pehra karna padega
ho sakta h unko alag alag rakhne ka idea uske dimaag me hi na aya ho
kansa ko prblm sirf 8th baby se thi kansa ka plan tha ki 8th wa bacha hote dono ko riha krega
mujhe to isme US ka hath lagta h….
us time to condoms bhi nhi ate honge…na hi ipill
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