Mahngayi Aur Girlfriend Ke Nakhre

College Time Mein Hamara Ek Friend Hua Karta Thha Jay.

Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Uska Mood Bana Date Pe Jane Ka.

Girlfriend Ne Farmaish Ki, Mere Ko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Jao.

Ab Bechara Jay Na To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, So Le Gaya 5 Star Hotel Mein.

Vaha Jaakar Girlfriend Ne Costly Items Order Kar Di.

Jay Vese Hi Ander Se Jala Bhuna Betha Thha, Ye Dekh Kar Bola.

Jay: “Maa Ke Ghar Par Bhi Itni Mahngi Items Khati Ho Kya?

Girlfriend Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Par Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Gaand Bhi To Nahi Maarti Na

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Boy N Grl Goes 2 Hotel. Grl Orders Costly Items. Boy- Ma K Gar B Yhi Items Khati Ho Kya? Grl- Nahi, Par Ma Dinner K Bad Meri G@nd B To Nhi Marti.

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  56 Comments

  1. Baba Suri says:

    Ladki bahut chalak hai bechare jay ki toh gnd fatt gayi hogi

    mast joke hai yaar

    hahahaha……hehehe control ni hora hai hahahahehehe…..,

    1. Jay says:

      Baba Suri ji humarey sath to yahi problem hai..

      Hume to Loot liya mil ke Gandu Saliyo ne………..

  2. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Jay bhai jis chiz ko kharidne ke liye paise na ho us chij ko pane ki kalpna karkar tention lena achi baat nai. Tu mera chota bhai ha is liye kah raha hu.ek aur baat sun

    mehangi chut se free ki muth bhali haha

    1. Jay says:

      Abe tu apna idea apne pash rakh mujhe to Ladki ki hi marne me maza aata hai, mujhe Muth mar-mar ke apna dimag khali nahi karna hai. Aur Apne Pappu ko tumharey aur Samir ke pappu ki tarah tedha nahi karna hai…..hehehe

      1. shri.muthmar.ji says:

        Jay mere chote bhai tu naraj kyu hota ha. Tu bada hoja tere liye ladkiyon ki line laga dunga. Mera kya, meri to habits hi ban gyi ha muth marne ki. Ab to sala mera chut ke samne khada hona v band ho gya ha.
        Vaise ek baat bta tere ko kaise pta samir ka teda ha? Kuch marwaya-murveya ta nahi. Hehehe

  3. Jay says:

    hummmmmmmm Abey tum aaj mera mazak udaa raha hai, Meri Aadat ko kharab karke.

    Hey frnds aap sabhi ko pata hoga ki college time me Money problem rahti hi hai. So yaro mere pash bhi Money problem thhi.

    Lekin apne Admin bhai ke pash mony problem nahi rahti thhi. Jantey ho kyuuuuuuuu ???????

    Rahne do yaaro agar bata diya to Bhai ki "G" me Mirchi lagne lagegi…….heheheh

    1. Admin says:

      hehe laga de mirchi beta laga de… mujhe pata hai tu jyada se jyada kya kahega

      par ek baat hai 2 din se site ruka mahol vapis aa gaya tere pe joke dalne se hehehe ab abtao bacha next bari kiski hai

      1. Jay says:

        Bhai Aaj tumne Friday (Jumma) ko ye joke post karke mera mood bana diya hai, Aaj to mai apni G.F. koi lekar Chala Rohtana Hotel….hehehehehehe

    2. Anuj says:

      @ Jay T=tu admin ko bich mai kyo le aaya hai… yaha sirf teri baat ho rhi hai hehehehe

      Aur tu bat badal rha hai Tere ko sirf G hi mil sakti hai ladki ho ya Dhiraj

  4. pankaj says:

    abe jay…….hehehe itna khrcha karne ke baad bhi gaand hi milti hai tujhe………hahaha, waise us ladki ka naam kya tha…..????hehehe

    1. N.khan says:

      pankaj tu jay ki girlfriend ka naam puch kar teri bhi gand fatt wana chahta h kya.hehahaha

      1. pankaj says:

        khan saab…is baare me aapse koi nahi jeet sakta hehehehe..gaand fatwaane me aaapka expirence boby darling se bhi zyaaada hai…….hehehehehehehehehehe

  5. pankaj says:

    admin , ye jo teri aankh m prblm hai na……ye natiza hai…..ladkiyo ko buri nzr se dekhne ka………..hehehehehehe

    1. Samir says:

      Yar Pankaj

      admn daily larkiyon ko dekh dekh k apni aankh senka krta tha,,bt ousne galti se dhiraj ko nanga dekh liya,JIS k karan admn ka ankh hi jal (lal) gya,

      he he,mai na bolta tha admn yar,,apna dhiraj,,,,,bahut bahut hot h,,,

      JPR

      1. Jay says:

        hmmmmmmmmm ab baat samajh me aayi, Tabhi to mai sochata rahta thha ki apna Pappu hamesha etana Garam kyu rahta hai…..hehehehe

  6. Anuj says:

    Admin Best joke hai bhai…. hehehehe maza aagya….

    Dhiraj Jay ke bare mai sun rha hai na hehehehe

      1. Anuj says:

        @ Jay tu jindagi bhar baccho ki tarah Lollypop lollypop krta reh jayega… kitne tujhe apna LUND chusa ke chale gye hehehehe

  7. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay-

    from earth to sky,

    from moon to countless stars,

    from drop to ocean,

    from world to universe,

    from one life to countless lives,

    i will always only think of u n always search u…..my something more than anything……4u frm my heart..

  8. aki says:

    hahahahahaha nice joke yar , mgr jai pankaj ne baat sahi kahi yar jab tune kharcha kiya hi to, tuje aage k bare me sochna chaye tha na ki piche k bare me,.

    hehehehehehe

  9. Anuj says:

    An American Family –

    Youngest Son: Dad,whats d diff btwn 'hypothetical' & 'reality'?

    Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Robert Redford for 1million $?

    Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

    Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for 1Million $? Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy!

    Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, shahruk khan for 1million $?

    Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

    Father turns to his younger son: u see son, 'Hypothetically'we r sittin wid 3million $,but in 'Reality' we r livin wid 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!

  10. bheemrajjat says:

    admin ap kya liya

    paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse

    har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse

    appke jeeven me aaye itni ladkiyan ki app chaddi pahen ko tarse

  11. bheemrajjat says:

    ladki patane ka formulas

    ladki ko phalay dekho our wo jab appke samne dekhe to usa ishara ki uske gaal par kuch hai our jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo ki is gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par ha this is bast formula in the worid is taran se maine kai ladkyo ko pataya ha more tips chaya to apna dost bheemraj love guru say puchnaa ko sawal bi ho to jarur puchanaa

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai Bheemraj ya to vo ladkiya bevkoof hogi, ya chalu ya fir unhe timepass katne ke liye kisi ka chutiya katna hoga… jo tere se pati

      1. pankaj says:

        hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahaha

        ise kahte hai..bhiga bhiga ke juta marna…….hehehehehehe waaahhhhhhh admin

  12. Samir says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha,..

    Admin yar jay kl s bahut jok jok chilla rha tha,,,bt ab kabhi nhi chillayega he he

    yar admn tune ish jok ko sahi time p dala h,,,maja aa gya yar

    JPR

      1. N.khan says:

        jay hume bhi tumse ye umeed nahi thi.apni girl friend ko 5star me lejake teri he gand fatt wa dega huhuhuhuhu jay don't mind ok

    1. pankaj says:

      panchhi….hehehe..dost ke badluck per zyaada hasne ka nahi……wo bechara waise hi 2nd hand gf se kaam chla raha hai……hehehe

  13. Samir says:

    Jay

    yar tu dhiraj ka gand farte farte,,,ab apni gf ka v farne lga h he he,,chl yar PATHAN k bad tera hi num aata h,jise gand pasand h,,he he,,,aur yar tujhe apni gf ko ipil khilane ka jhanjhat v nhi hoga,

    he he

    admn yar ish jok ko read kr k hasi ruk hi nhi rhi h,,,

    JPR

    1. Jay says:

      Abhi teri hansi nahi ruk rhai hai Aur jab teri phadunga to Aankh se anshu nahi rukenge, esliye bach ke rahiyo…hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Rashhi ko diya gaya koi b comment mene aprove nahi kiya…

      isliye yaha shanti si hui hai nahi to kham kha 2 din sabka mood kharab raha..

      Wanted bhai yaad rakhna.. jo chala gaya uske piche khud nahi jaya jaata.

      1. Jay says:

        Admin bhai mai aap ki es baat "jo chala gaya uske piche khud nahi jaya jaata" se Sahmat nahi hun. Bahi humne suna hai ki Sacchi Dosti aur Mohabbat Insan (Aadmi) ko Yamraj ke hath se bhi cheen laayi hai. So bhai humko ek dost k khone ka bahut dukh hai. Ho sakta hai hum logo ki pukar aur Duwa usey apno ke beech Vapash laa dey.
        Sorry agar meri baat se aapke dil ko koi Thhesh lagi ho to.

  14. Khan says:

    Par iske baad jay ki himmat nahi hui hogi ladki ki marne ke liye. Isliye usne kahin pe khud ki g**d marvayi hogi paise recover karne ke liye.

  15. N.khan says:

    jay bhai aaj to gajab ka joke coment kya admin ne age nahi bolu hansi chal rahi h.hehahahahahaha

  16. Sweetheart(:D) says:

    @jay…aaj to tumhari in logo ne band baja di..
    @samir…kya kanhein tumhein…lagta hai tumhare tillu pillu ka apharan karna padega…
    @prince n panky…aap log acche se rahna…prince tumhare 7 movie dekhkar maja aaya..tc…my lovely.

  17. mohan says:

    bechere jay ki toh gand fatke chindi chaar hue dikha ta girlfrnd ki gand faadne mein,,,…………