Mallika Sherawat Ki Problem

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Mallika Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai

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Hindi Version

मल्लिका शेरावत बड़ी दुखी सी होकर अपने फेमिली डॉक्टर के पास गयी और बोली.

मल्लिका: "डॉक्टर साब, आजकल बहुत थक जाती हूँ, लगता है खून कम हो गया है"

डॉक्टर ने कुछ सोचा और पूछा: "मासिक धरम के वक़्त कितना नुक्सान होता है?"

मल्लिका सोचते हुए: "कम से कम 4-5 लाख रुपये का तो हो ही जाता है"

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33 Responses to "Mallika Sherawat Ki Problem"

  1. naina says:

    :D , hehe
    hii kese ho frnds?

  2. Jay says:

    Hehehehe. . . 4-5 din me to loss ho he jata hoga :-(

  3. Jay says:

    Hi frnds, Aap log kaise hai ? Mujhe to kishi ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai :-( . .buhuhuhu

  4. naina says:

    m bhi badhiya jay so kya chl rha h aaj kl

  5. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Dhiraj kahan chala gaya hai ?

  6. Anuj says:

    Baba Ji iss joke ko aaj hi daal diye hehehehehehehe Gud
    @ Jay kya kare yaar tera Bil itna thanda hai ki mera saap andar gya to use jukaam ho gya hai :p

    • Jay says:

      hahahahahaha . .hehehehe . . . Saap ko thanda lag gaya ya kahi aur ki sadeli Lolipop choos liya hai ? :P
      Yaar Anuj tujhe kitani baar mana kar chuka hu ki edhar-udhar ki Ghatiya aur Sada huwa Lolipop mat chusaa kar :P ;-D
      dekh liya naa mere “L” ko chorkar dusare ke “L” ko chusane ka Natiza :-( :-P ;-D

      • Anuj says:

        hehehehehehehhehehe yaar Jay tum bhi gajab ke ho Itna Gand marate ho fir bhi itna haste ho:)
        yaar ab to tum ghum ghum ke G marane lage ho acha hai jyada kama lete hoge ab :p

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehe…. Over loss..
    Hii.. Dosto kaise hai ap sub..??
    Hii.. PRIYA tum kaisi ho…??? (site visite nhi kr rhi ho..??)holi me busy ho kya…?
    Koi bat nhi thoda mai b bhabhi ke sath holi me busy rahunga.. Aur tum…?
    so commet kam hi kr paunga… Hehehehe….

  8. vishal says:

    4lakh ka loss haha

  9. Deleted says:

    gud joke admin

  10. sonam says:

    Mujhe to smjh hi nhi aaya…

  11. sonam says:

    Mujhe to smjh hi nhi aaya joke….

  12. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  13. wanted. says:

    waise jke smjh me nhi aaya.. :(

  14. wanted. says:

    RAASHIII ne to kha tha k wo ab din me v aaya karengi. lekin wo to dikhai hi nhi de rhi :(

  15. Rashii says:

    gujhiya banwa rahe hain hum mumma k sath isliye cmt nhi kar pa rahe hain

  16. Rashii says:

    joke smjh aa gya hehe

  17. sonam says:

    kuch log galat hote hue b,khud ko humesa sahi smjhte he………………

  18. Ramo says:

    Es kay matlab hai
    samaj nai aaya

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