Manmohan Singh Aur Musharraf

Posted on 06 Jun 2010

Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai

Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?

Musharaf: “Haan Hai

Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”

Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?

Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai

Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?

Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Oye Sariya Hai?

Musharraf “Gusse Mein Bolta Hai, Hai Bhi Aur Nahi Bhi

Manmohan: “Kyun Ander Bahar Ker Raha Hai

Agle Din Musharaf Sochta Hai Is Baar Main Manmohan Ko Phone Ker Ke Chutiya Banata Hoon

Musharaf: “Sariya Hai?

Manmohan: “Kyun Gaand Mein Daalna Hai

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59 Responses to "Manmohan Singh Aur Musharraf"

  1. sunny says:

    musaraf ki gaand me sariya dal dal k building bana do…

  2. manish says:

    dobara world trade center wahi banana hai.

  3. love is loveable says:

    kamaal ka joke hai bidu,

    Ye joke maine santa-banta par padi thi. lekin ye jyada mazedar hai, Shayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad is liye ki isme do international charecter hai.

  4. love is loveable says:

    Sameer Bhai,

    Tu (Aap) to thandi hawa ka jhoka hai fir v Teri(Aapki) v jal jati hai kya?

    Ye to aapki ungliyon ka kamaal hai ki aapki saari sabjiyon (Chutkule) ko chakh chuka hoon.

    Waise aapki tadka/Masala ki tarif to maine apne wale joke ("Teacher to Santa =: Dushashan kaun tha?") mein ki hi thi. Ab ye baat duniya ko main kitni baar bataun.

    • admin says:

      Bhai ji bahut bahut shukriya. arey ye masala lagana bhi mujhe aap logo ki vajah se aya hai.. aap na hote to na main ye kam karta aur hi tadka lagana aata hehehe

  5. mahesh tank says:

    mushraf ki ben ko thoku

  6. Asif says:

    Hahaha …… gud joke.

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