Manmohan Singh Aur Musharraf
Views: 6,087 - Posted on 06 Jun 2010
Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai
Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?”
Musharaf: “Haan Hai”
Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”
Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai
Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?”
Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai”
Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?”
Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai
Manmohan: “Oye Sariya Hai?”Musharraf “Gusse Mein Bolta Hai, Hai Bhi Aur Nahi Bhi”
Manmohan: “Kyun Ander Bahar Ker Raha Hai”
Agle Din Musharaf Sochta Hai Is Baar Main Manmohan Ko Phone Ker Ke Chutiya Banata Hoon
Musharaf: “Sariya Hai?”
Manmohan: “Kyun Gaand Mein Daalna Hai“
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musaraf ki gaand me sariya dal dal k building bana do…
dobara world trade center wahi banana hai.
kamaal ka joke hai bidu,
Ye joke maine santa-banta par padi thi. lekin ye jyada mazedar hai, Shayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad is liye ki isme do international charecter hai.
Hmm Character ki baat kar li aur hamara masala jo laga is joke mein uski koi value nahi :(
Sameer Bhai,
Tu (Aap) to thandi hawa ka jhoka hai fir v Teri(Aapki) v jal jati hai kya?
Ye to aapki ungliyon ka kamaal hai ki aapki saari sabjiyon (Chutkule) ko chakh chuka hoon.
Waise aapki tadka/Masala ki tarif to maine apne wale joke ("Teacher to Santa =: Dushashan kaun tha?") mein ki hi thi. Ab ye baat duniya ko main kitni baar bataun.
Bhai ji bahut bahut shukriya. arey ye masala lagana bhi mujhe aap logo ki vajah se aya hai.. aap na hote to na main ye kam karta aur hi tadka lagana aata hehehe
mushraf ki ben ko thoku
Hahaha …… gud joke.