Mar Ke Bhi Chain Na Paya Ashiq Ne

Views: 43,127 - Posted on 28 Dec 2011

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab, Ek Din Sapne Mein Mar Gaye Aur Bhoot Ban Gaye.

Agle Din Uthe Aur Sapne Ko Yad Karke Sher Likh Dala

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Woh Aye Hamari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke,

Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Unki Chut Ke,

Bohut Hi Sunder Aur Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Chut,

Lekin Benchod Abb Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gye Bhoot.

Ladkiyo Ko Mast Mast Hair Styles Rakhne Ka Shonk Hota Hai - Par Is Ladki Ne To Had Hi Kar Di, Kitna Mast Hair Style Banaya Hai

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Hindi Version
वोह आये हमारी कबर पे चल दिए मूत के,

चलो इसी बहाने दर्शन हो गए उनकी चूत के,

बहुत ही सुंदर और हैरलेस थी उनकी चिकनी चूत,

लेकिन बेन्चोद अब क्या फायदा जब हम बन गये भूत.

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sonu says:

December 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Wife-apne mere boobs chus-chus
kar bade kar diye.

Pati-esa hota to mera land mere gutne tak
pahuch gaya hota.Aur muje condm ki
jagah cycle ka tube lagana padta

December 28, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Gabbar – “6 Goli Aur Aadmi 3, Bahut Nainsafi hai re .”

Sambha : “Sardar chutiya mat banao, koi nainsafi nahi hai,
3 Aadmiyo Ki 6 Goliya Hi Hoti hai”

Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

December 28, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Matlab…?

,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

December 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm

hmm!! aakhir ladkiya aisa kyun krti hain…’WHY THIS KOLAVERI???
bathroom hain itne.. KABRA ko kyun ganda krna..???
****gOodnoOn fRieNDs****
****<s3<a3<m3<i3<r3****
<3“`TAKEAR FRIENDS“““<3
@SONU,..tum kabhi aisa waisa mat krna…apni height jarur badi kr lena:)

Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

December 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Bro ladkiya hoti bahut hi chalak hai..
Direct n sahi indirect to sahi.. Aakhir unko b to …….

- rani says:
  
  December 29, 2011 at 7:44 pm
  
  ladki esi nahi hoti he

December 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm

KABHI APNI UNDERWEAR MAT UTARNA…KISI LADKI K SAMNE..
KYUNKI …WOH DEKHTE HI BEHOSH HO JAEGI..HAHAHA
I LOVE GIRLS AUR MUJHSE UNKI BEHOSHI NHI DEKHI JAEGI…ISLIYE MAIN KBHI….HAHAHA

Sujeet says:

December 28, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Irshad irshad ……..

deleted says:

December 28, 2011 at 4:22 pm

HaHaHa kya sher likha h admin

shubham says:

December 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm

aur sonu kaise ho?

anshul says:

December 28, 2011 at 8:38 pm

hahahahaha wah ustaad wah hehehehehhehe