Mardana Kamzori Kise Kahte Hai?
Views: 35,326 - Posted on 19 Aug 2012
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Nilesh Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Prashn Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Mardana Kamzori Kya Hoti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Bachha, Agar Tumhare Khawab Mein Koi Ladki Aaye Aur Waha Bhi Uski Izzat Bach Jaye, To Ise Mardana Kamzori Kehte Hai“
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बाबा सक्सिदास जी का एक परम भक्त नीलेश बड़ी परेशानी की हालत में उनके पास गया और एक प्रश्न पूछा
भक्त: "बाबा जी, ये मरदाना कमजोरी क्या होती है?"
बाबा जी: "बच्चा, अगर तुम्हारे खवाब में कोई लड़की आये और वह भी उसकी इज्ज़त बच जाये, तो इसे मरदाना कमजोरी कहते है"
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Good joke
hmm good joke :P
Hi priya
hello…hows uh ???
I m fine & u
me too
gud joke…
“Khwabo k andar zinda mat raho,
Balki apne andar khwabo ko zinda rakho,
Mohabbat usse nhi hoti jo khubsurat ho,
Khubsurat wo hota hai jisse Mohbt ho…
Kya baat hai Deepak bhai.
Bahut hi khoobsurat lines hain.
Sabko pyar dene ki aadat hai apni,
Alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai apni,
Kitna bhi gehra jakhm de koi,
Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai apni…!!
Aur kya aadate hai?
Apni sari aadten batana main jaruri nh smjta….
SO SWEET :) haha!!
Me bta deta hun.
Apne Deepak bhai Prity naam ki kisi v ldki ko kiss krna kabhi nhi bhulte.
hehehehehehehehe
wah kya aadat hai
subhan allah!!!
Kherat me mili khushi muje achi nai lagti yaaro…
Kyuki hum apne gumo me bhi Nawabo ki tarah rehte hen… B-)
Wah
Mere Gunah Mujhe Mere Samne Hi Ginwa Do Doston…
Bas Jab Kafan Me Chup Jau To Bura Na Kehna Mujhe…!!
@hello Deepak,
tum aise shayari kyun krte ho??
tum behad acche ladke ho :)
tumhre cmnts se mein tumhein ander se jaanta hoon :)
aur bhi acche ladke iss janha meink hain…jo yanha aa chuke hain..
tum mujhe hamesha yaad rahoge..aur best wishes meri tumhare saath humesha rahengi :)
good night Dear!!
yanha ek aur dust ladka aata hai….jo mera naam nhi leta lekin…mujhko humesha yaad krta hai..uska naam sab jaante hain..usko bhi ander tak jaanta hoon…lekin woh jaisa bhi hai…pyaara hai!!
where is b(aby)?? :)
:p ” HAPPY SUNDAY ” :p
bahut khoob
Dhiraj aapne sahi kaha Deepak bhai really ek nek insaan hain. Cmnts se itna to jaan gaye hain hm log.
Thnx Dhiraj dear, Alok bro, Del bro,
Deepak bhai thanx na kahen.
Hme aapki dosti chahiye thanx nhi.
Gud joke dear
Bas Yahi Ikk KASAK Hain Haal-e-Dil Sunaane Mein… Ki Tera Zikr Bhi Aayega Iss Fasaane Mein.
Goodnight friends
Kya hua jaaneman itni jldi gud nyt .
Massstttt baba jii…!
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Koi kuchh v kr le purani mohabbat nhi bhul skta.
nilesh tumhare jokes bahut great the…..
@deepak bhai kya..? baat hai..?
Aapki aaj ki saari shayriya to bahot mast hai..!
Sbse jyada wafadaar koun ?
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YAADEIN
Kitna v waqt guzar jaaye saath nhi chhodti.
Baaki sb kabhi na kabhi aapka saath chhod hi dete hain.
kaha hai @nilesh ke joke @deleted bhai zara main bhi padhu..?
Muze v ek v joke nhi mila.
99% people get scared when a text reads “can i ask you a question?” :-P
Phir ek cigaret jala raha hu,
Phir ek teeli bujha raha hu.
Teri nazar me main bigad raha hu,
Main to tere vaade bhula raha hu.
Samajhna mat isko meri aadat,
Main to bas ek dard ko dusre se daba raha hu.
Ye teri yaado ke silsile hai,
Main teri yaade jala raha hu.
Main ghaayal, itna tuut chuka hu,
Ke gham ke kisse suna raha hu.
Agar tumhe bhi gham hai to paas aao,
Pehli aur aakhri baar gale lagao.
Hai meri aankhen to aaj nam,
Magar main sabko hansa raha hu,
Kho kar apni ZINDAGI..
Phir ek cigaret jala raha hu.
Goodnight friends
EID MUNARAK ho mere dosto and to all users of NVP ……..
EID MUBARAK ho mere dosto and to all users of
NVP ……..
sorry…typing mistake ho gyi thi
samosey bhai…nitesh type karna tha galti se nilesh type ho gya….ye touch screen bahut gadbad h….kal se mera wifi nahi chal raha so voice typing bhi nahi kaam kar rahi…..
maaf karna…..
ab iss site par bahut bashiya shayari post hone lgi h……….ab mein shayari kam and chat jyada karungà…….
admin tumne bahut din baad badhiya joke publish kia h ……….
teri bhabhi ko sunaya to mein khud fus gya…….
mujhe puchne lagi ….aap ko h ye kamjori ya nahi……???
Gud mng. Nd Fir aapne kya kaha bhavi se.
Hehehehe to tune bolna tha main mard hi kaha hu jo ye problem hogi :p
Very funny ans.
Admin bhai aapke ans. pe itni hasin aayi ki itni to is joke pe v nhi aayi.
Nd kese ho aap.
Bhadiya hun bhai, bas kuch busy chal raha hun kuch din tak..
and Eid ke uper ya dharam ke uper mein joke nahi banata yaar, bahut se users ko problem ho jati hai.. fir kisi ka dil dukha ke fayda hi kya jab mera motive hi logo ko hasana hai :’(
Okk bro. As ur wish. Bt kisi ko joke ka bura nhi maan na chahiye. Qki ye sirf ek joke hai aur kuchh nhi.
prity ji aap aati h to sari girls users gayab kyon ho jati h ….
navya….mausam….priya….rashi……shalu…ek aur navya…..and reat of girl users gayab kyon ho gaui ho
sonam ji aap bhi?
Bahut achha ques. puchha bhavi ji ne. Yes kaho to tens , no kaho to tens.
gd mrng frndz*
eid mubarak dosto.
Very gud joke.. To humare pe b joke bn hi gya..
Admin bro kaise hai..???
Del bro humara joke kuch samjh nhi aaya?
And dear all frndz kaise hai ap sabi, manta hu ki idhar ab bhut km ata hu but ap sabi ko yad rkhta hu.. Mind me..
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
good joke….