Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai

Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain

Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”

Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”

Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”

Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya

“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”

“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“

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