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  29 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hehehe….Jo Log Lund donate karna chahtey hai.
    Wo Log Apna Lund Admin bhai k yaha Donate karey:)
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    Aur
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    Jo Ladkiya Marne ke Baad Sex ka Maza lena chahti hai.

    Wo kya karey ??????
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    Wo Ladkiya Apni Chut Mere Yaha Donate karey:P
    .

    Note: Ye Suchna Aap Logo ki Suvidha ke liye JanHit me Jaari hai:(

    1. Samir says:

      Bt tu chut le k kya krega,bcoz tera 1 inch ka antic luna to admn ne kat bech diya,aur ous paise se,,MITHUN,,chhap condom kharida tera gand pharne k liye
      tb tu aisa kr mrne k bad apna kala kaluta ganda gand mujhe de diyo,,,bt chhii,chhiii,yakkkk,,,yakkkk,,bada ganda h,,ishe to mai pahle,,aalu khakhorne wale masin se tera kala kaluta gand ko khakhor khakhor kr,KATRINA kaif k gal jaisa chikna aur cute bnaonga,,,tb yumy yumy,,tb tere gand ki tikha buti 1 karunga,,tb tk tere gand pe thook dunga bt dekhunga nhi
      yaaak chhi chhi
      JPR

  2. Rashii says:

    Aki ji jarurat padne per bolna padta hain. Agra hum bina wajah abuse kregae wo glat hoga bt sb kuch glat sun kr b chup rhna, wo na bolne se b jyda glat hoga

  3. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    hahahahahahahaha , hehehehehe good .
    last me ek line or likhni chahie thi tumhe ye ki , suchna janhit me zari , hehehe

  4. kinshuk says:

    samajh nhi aaya? pankaj jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    rashii dear aur jay dear glti hmari hi thi sorry aur hmne apko blame kiya?
    dhiraj bhaiyya take care, miss u all :(

    1. Jay says:

      Nahi Kinshuk bro. Aapne koi Galti nahi kiya hai. Wo to Aapka hum logo k liye pyar thha. Us din to humko ye pata chala ki Aap bhi humse door hokar busy rahtey huwe bhi humko miss kartey hai.

      1. aamir says:

        dhiraj pehle to gud mrgs yaar tum jha pehle se ho muje malum hai j admin bro ki site hai uska faisla sir ankhon par mene to use req kiya na ki order diya fir j admin ko bura laga to im sorry, or dhiraj meri baat ka bura laga to im sorry yaar, matrix yaar mene tumara cmt seriously nahi liya jadi tume bi bura laga to im sorry aur kisi ko bi laga to im sorry yaar. dhiraj mene dosto ke vich koi bi ulti seedi baat nahi ki agar fir bi apko laga ki hai to mera cmts sirf jokes par ayega aur kisi par nahi ayega

  5. Himanshu The Don says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Mai donate karna chahta hun.
    Puchho kyu?
    Arre bhai socha is janam me sex karne ko nai mila to agle janam me hi sahi.

  6. Dhiraj*(pearl of arabian sea) says:

    @rahul, dear kya baat hai…yeh addy ji tumko stay away jaise baate kar rahein hain…kya kar diya hai tumne tum to bahut pyaare doste ho..
    @addy ji, kya baat hai aise baat kyonn kar rahe ho..yanha sab mature friendship expect karte hain..n addy hum dosto k beech aise waise baatein na karein to behtar hoga..ok.
    aur admin ki site hai tumhari nahi..agar koi limit cross karta hai to cmnts woh approve nahi karega..

    @rahul…kya baat hai itna udas kyoun ho…tum to bahut mast dude ho…mujhe nahi pata tumhara in addy ji k saath kya hua..but mein yanha ek friendship ka accha enviornment chahta hoon…aur tum se kya kahoon janam samjha karo…rahul tum tens mat lo bus dil pe haath rakh kaho all is fantastic or well haha!!….
    rahul….by the way tumhara matrix naam bahut accha hai…aisa naam ladki sunegi to tumhare naam pe bolegi ..wah kya heroic naam hai…tum addy ki baat ka bura mat manna..tumhare yanha aur bhi acche dost hai..jo tumhein bahut pasand karte hain…after shaam yeh cmnt sirf tumhare liye..jay k liye nahi…waisa tumhara original naam bhi accha hai…mein tumhein bilkul kam yaad karta hoon uske liye mein kya kahoon apne aap ko…lekin tum hamesha mujhe yaad rahte ho…tum aur kisi ladke se kam nahi ho..meine tumhein itni baate isliye likhi ki..tum bhi mere dil k kisi kone main ho jise jay nahi dekh sakta..tum hamesha khush raho..mujhe isse khushi hogi..aur tum kisi se uljho yaa phir koi tumse uljhe mujhe yeh sab pasand nahi…mein pyaare dosto ko hamesha dil mein rakhta hoon..aur unko kucch hota hai to mujhe bhi takleef hoti hai..kal ki baato ka mujhe aaj bhi pachtawa hai..bus mein yahi chahta hoon ki tum friendship ko enjoy karo..usko tension paane ka zaria mat banao..dear.apna khayal rakhna…meri toh yehi iccha hai bhagwaan se woh tumhari jeevan mein dher saara happiness laye..tc rahul:).byee;).ur good cute friend pearl or dhiraj..:).

    1. Matrix says:

      are yaar mujhe bhi kisi se ladai krna achaa nhi lagta hai. mene to addy ko mazak me ek nonveg cmt de diya tha. pr usne seriously mere pe cmt mara wo bhi kharaab sa. isi karn panga hua. aur me jo cmt raj,admin,pankaj ko krta hu mazaak me krta hu, cause mere mazaak krne ka tarika hi aisa hai. aur hehe tumne bataya nhi ki meri girlfriend kaisi hogi? kaisi ladki mere liye perfect hogi? :P

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      hehehe dhiraj ka ye cmt to mene bad me padha
      MATRIX DEAR -congrats jankar khushi huwa dhiraj k dil me tere liye v ek khas jagah hai :D

  7. Dhiraj*(pearl of arabian sea) says:

    good night my all lovely friends..
    @kinshuk, jab tum mujhe bhaiya bolte ho to kaafi accha lagta..tum bahut acche ladke ho..tum mere kohinoor diamond ho..tum bhi mere pyaare dulare .cute se chhote bhai ho..mera koi chota bhai nahi hai..main kitna lucky feel kar raha hoon ki tum mere chhote bhai ho..yeh mere liye ek naya anubhav hai..tum mere dil mein hamesha rahoge..aur iss wajah se tum mere pyaare dulare kinshu ho gaye ho…mere pyaare kinshu apna khayal rakhna..nahi to mujhe bula lena..:)..gudnight mere pyale pyale kinshu..haha..apna khayal rakhna..umaah!!
    :)
    @del ji kanha chale gaye kaafi mast insaan the..woh bhi mujhe hamesha yaad rahenge..miss u del forever.tc gbu! del m sorry agar meri koi baat pasand naa aae to..tc.gudnight..dear miss u.

  8. Hps says:

    Dear frnds Admin, Rashii, Priya, Divya, Panchii, Jay, Dhiraj, Pankaj, Wanted, Deleted, Sameer, Rajbro, Matrix, Anuj, Kapil, Addy, Kinshuk, Cobra, Banjara, Ajuba, Crash, Guddu pyare, Nkhan, Shivendra, Vinuroxx, Ht, Jaiswal, Nilesh, Himanshu and all users………JAHAN DOSTI VAHAN PYAAR, JAHAN PYAAR VAHAN ISHQ, JAHAN ISHQ VAHAN JUDAI, JAHAN JUDAI VAHAN DARD, JAHAN DARD VAHAN JHANDU BALM….., JHANDU BALM LAGAO AUR CHUP CHAP SO JAO. “Good Night”

    1. Jay says:

      Thnx. Hps bro. Aapne need na aane ki meri Problem ko solve kar diya. Ab to JHANDU BALM lagaunga, Sare Gam aur Dard ko bhulakar soo jaunga:(

  9. addy says:

    dhiraj pehle to gud mrgs yaar tum jha pehle se ho muje malum hai j admin bro ki site hai uska faisla sir ankhon par mene to use req kiya na ki order diya fir j admin ko bura laga to im sorry, or dhiraj meri baat ka bura laga to im sorry yaar, matrix yaar mene tumara cmt seriously nahi liya jadi tume bi bura laga to im sorry aur kisi ko bi laga to im sorry yaar. dhiraj mene dosto ke vich koi bi ulti seedi baat nahi ki agar fir bi apko laga ki hai to mera cmts sirf jokes par ayega aur kisi par nahi ayega.

  10. Piyu says:

    Blood donate
    Eye donate
    Kidney donate k bare me suna tha
    L@nd donate k bare me kabhi kuchh nai suna
    Agar real me aisa possible hota to dosto socho kya kya hota? ? ? ?
    Kon kon adopt krta? ? ?
    Kon sab se pahele karta? ?
    Konsi age me karta? ? ?
    Agar dusre ka adopt kar liya or biwi ya to gf ko pasand na aaye to kya hoga? ?