Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola

Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se

Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

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 31 Aug 2014  24 Comments  51,018

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On Nite Of Honeymoon. Hus- Kha Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Age Se Piche Se. Wife- Khi Se B Daalo Iss Route Ki Sbhi Liney Mast H.

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  24 Comments

      1. Admin says:

        bhonsdi ke apni imandari se bata ye jo bat tune boli iska koi matlab nikla…

        Sala Choti Lulli Wala

        “O abe ye to gali ke sath sath sher b ban gaya hehehehehe

  1. Addy says:

    Nice jokes hehehehe…, Hello friends kaise ho? Msg ka reply jarur de warna mein samjuga ki apko b aids ho gayi hain hehehe…,yadi neend se utt gaye ho toh gud mrgs.. Frds.

  2. Nilesh says:

    Good morning frends…
    Hahahahahaha…… BB to wakai mast hai yarrrrr……
    Aur WANTED bro kya haal hai janab kaaaa…..thik hui ya ilaaj chal raha hai.agar abhi nahi thik hua hai to ap please mere pas aiye mai apne dhang se ilaj karunga…. hehehehehe….

  3. Jay says:

    Sweetheart, Tujhe kya huwa hai, kyu Accha nahi lag raha hai ? Tabiyat to theek hai ???? Kahi kal Ekadashi thhi aur tumne jyada GANNE (Sugarcane)ka Rash to nahi choosh liya hai:P

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe sare teri tarha thode hai jo ganne ko dekh ke pagal ho jaye.. vese man na padega ustad ganna tu dono taraf se ander leta hai hehehehehe

  4. Wanted says:

    HEHEHEHE
    ADMIN BRO ne NILESH ki biwi k sath apna experience sbke sath share kr liya. ab to NILESH ki waat lg gyi. ;)

    1. Nilesh says:

      Abe tu apne g ka dhyan rkha kar warna admin bro ke place pr maine teri mari to phir tu kahi ka nahi rh jayega.hehehehehe……..
      tujhe pata hona chahiye ki abhi meri shadi nahi hui hai.hehehehehehe…….

  5. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Hum Aap ki yaad me udas hai, Bas Aap ko ek baar dekhney ki Aas hai,
    Chahe dost kitney hi kyu na ho, Mere liye to Aap hi sab se khas hai. Dear Ab to Aa jawo naaaaaaa Aapki bhut yaad Aa rahi hai……..buhuhuhu

  6. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itane Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
    Tum etani sweets hi ho kee, I. L. U. to har koi Keh dega tumse, Magar Jab Koi Hamari tarah I. L. U. Nahi kah Paaye to batana…….”I MISS U”

  7. Jay says:

    Panchhy, Tara prem ma etlo vishwas kem che ? Tara vichar etla sundar kem che? Duniya kahe se Pyar nu dukh to mithu hoy che, To Aankh na Aansu khara kem che ??

      1. Jay says:

        hehehehe……Meri Kabootari tu Wakayi me Sweet hai rey …. uumma ….. Muaaaah ooooooooooooooooooooooomhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  8. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, U door Rahkar es tarah se dooriyon ko aur badaya nahi karte.
    Apne dosto ko es tarah se sataya nahi karte. Har waqt jise bas Aapka hi khayal ho. Usay Apni ek Jhalak ke liye es tarh se sataya nahi karte……..Plz..Ab to Maan jawo aur Lout Aawoooooooooo

  9. Jay says:

    Ashish bhai, Apni sali ki mere sath setting kara ke to dekho.
    Sali ka Akadna kya? Chalna phirna bhi band ho jaayega:P

    hehehehe….Aap “P” ka matlab nahi samjhtey hai ?????
    Mere Bhai “P” ka matlab “PANKAJ” ya phir “PANCHHY” hai. Jo es Site ki help Line hai.
    Agar kishi users ko koi Joke ya phir Cmnts Samajh me nahi Aata hai to en par try kartey hai:P

      1. Jay says:

        hehehehe………..Panchhy dear, Pankaj bro. HighCourt hai aur Aap SupremeCourt hai.
        Sara Mamla Jab HighCourt me hi sulajh jaat hai to Aapke yaha SupremeCourt me koi Cause hi nahi pahuchta hai. Esliye Jab koi Cause unki Court me nahi solve hoga to Aapke yaha Appeal kiya jaayega:P