Master Ji Aur Pappu
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Teacher Pappu Se: “Pappu, Maan Lo Tumhare Pass 4 Toffee Hai”
Pappu: “Thik hai Ji, Master Ji”
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Pappu: “Loda“
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wah wah pappu tu jarror paass hoga.
ager pappu DEEPU ki chhatr chhaya mai rahega to jaarur pass hoga kyu thik kaha na
hahahahahaha………….such mein…….or kuchh bhi nahi bachega………..hahahahaha
thik hai….:-'
KYA THIK HAI
Neha aapne mere question ka jawab nahi diya………..?Madhab
jo boys iss site pe language use karte hai Pappu bhi wahi language use kar raha hai kahi in mai se to koi wo pappu nhi hai?
hi divya
hello dil b kaise ho
Divya maine aap se eak question puccha tha aapne uska jawab nahi diya bhul gaye kya……………………?Madhab jha
Madhab ji kon sa question puccha tha ye to bata do yaar
Divya Mai aapse milna chahta hu kya aap mere se milna pasand karogi.
joke samajh nhi aaya…………
Choco….tum abhi na samajh ho dear…
hey aaliya i like ur naughty comments. May be we can be nice frds (for now in future may be u will fall in love with me……..just kidding)
i agree wid u acky.,,but fr 2 cmmnts of urs only…….
1- m naughty..
2- v cn b gud frndzz…..
bt da 3rd one is nt possble in ur whole life…..
itni easly love nhi hota….aur aggr hota bhi hai toh woh sirf attraction hota hai jo ki temprory hota hai….toh better jst b my gud frnd.,,dnt thnik abt luv.,,woh jab hoga toh tumko patta bhi nhi chalega..bass feel hoga…..
gudday..!!!!!
aaliya dear i didnt expect you would be that mature. But i like the way you think. And yes we may be good frds and i was jast kidding about love you took it seriously……. see you around
i didn't took it seriously ACKY dear…,,
but jst trying to show u my opinion abt ur cmmnt on me…. u mind on my cmmnt……m sorry….
tke-kre…!!!!!!!!!!
kya ho raha h
Pappu jo bacha hai woh mujhe de de varna jabardasti cchin loonga…pyar se de de varna agli baar artifical se kaam chalana padega…wo 250 gram ka lun mujhe de de pappu…admin agar tu joke aise complete karta…at last master says-to jakar dhiraj ko de de…gr8 joke admin…pappu yaad rakh uss lun pe sirf mera hak hai agar tune kisi ko diya na mujhse bura koi nahi hoga.
Yar Dhiraj, Tujhe Pappu ka lund lene ka shouk hai, to ye to bata de ki apni gand me lega ya mu me lega.
Bhenchod sirf lauda nahi laudeke niche ka anduwabhi bachega.
hey! koi is site pe ladka hai jo lun rakhta hai….mujhe dene k liye…note:-lund kewal ladke ka hona chahiye.
PAPPU BINDASS HAI BHAI.
hi nishat kaisi ho tum dear?
@Deepti,AAp to dosti karke hume bhul gayi..?
@Aaliya dear,
from where r u ? and how old r u?
mujhe tumse kuch chahiye !!!
bolo dogi na !!!!
Dedo na ?????
Ab to de do….
Apna email ID.
hiiiiii rashid..,,,
m frm chhattisgarh…..n i'm 16yrs. old nd i'm in 12th standard……..
aur mera id kbhi baad me lenaa….chat room me.,,yahaan nhi…..
ab apne baare me bataoo…….
My Next sweet msz:-
Dieying for someone is easy but what proves your love is,when you can live your whole life waiting for the one you love..!!!
ganda ladka
ek baar ek aadmi ka accident ho jata hai usse dr form bhrne ke liye usk naa puchhta hai vo lund dikha deta ha vaha likha hota hai lathi dr. Nurse ko padne ke liye kahta hai vo ban jata hai lal chand tripathi.
tharki munda ji plzzzzzz aap aapne joke mat sunaya karo haansi nhi aati na ya to koi mast joke sunaya karo ok (srry)
Hi Aliya chocobebo admin sir n everybody else. Remember me ? By the way bad joke.:)
Divya kahin tu SRDAV public school wali divya seth to nhi hai…?
Ye DAVl dayanand vihar,delhi wala hai
nhi DEEPAK mai to kamal model school mohan garden ki DIVYA TIWARI thi or aab jesus marry college ki DIVYA TIWARI hu or kuch puchna hai jiiiiiiiiiii.
hi divya happy diwali
Admin second best joke of this site….maja aagaya…thanx to poster n writer.
If yes then you will be glad to know that i know you aur vo bhi boht achi tarah se.
Piyush nice message…great keep it up.
avashya divya aap bhi aa k dekh lo meri chhatra chhaya mein.
hi NEHA PAREKH,
I Pray to god to give u all happiness & success which u want to achive. May god provide you shakti, shanti, sampati, swaroop and sammaan.
HAPPY DIWALI
& HEARTIEST CONGRATULATION TO ALL MY FRIENDS .
NEHA JI
MY NAME IS DEEPAK
Choco babo dear joke me tume samjhata hu,..
teacher pappu se sawal puchta hai,sawal ka answer to tume pata hi hai,pappu k paas koi b toffee nhi bachti hai,to pappu kheej kar kehta hai …loda(l..d)…
wese ladke aksar is word ka use karte hain jab wo kheej jate hain
Divya ji aap pyaar se muje pappu keh sakti hain
kapil dev the cute boy ji aap ko gusse mai kis naam se pukaaru ye bhi bata hi do.
pUNIT yaar tu ROSY ka picha karna chhod de,maanta hu ki tune us se pyar kiya par yaar wo tere pyar k kabil nhi hai..muje b ek baar us se pyar ho gaya tha or pyar hamesha kisi ki khubi dekh k hota hai..lekin mene jab b us se pyar ka izhar kiya,humesa USNE NEGATIVE JAWAB DIYA,wo yah b keh sakti thi..agar hum kisi se pyar karte hain to hum kam se kam ye ummeed karte hain ki wo kam se kam hamari feelings ko to samje,lekin mene paya ki rosy me to feelings hi nhi hain,jo hamari feelings hi nhi samjti us se pyar kese ho sakta hai…us ne ye tak kabi nhi kaha ki hum acchhe dost ban sakte hain
lekin muje takat PIYUSH ne or is site ki other girls ne…
jese CHOCOBABO,DIPTI,DIVYA,PIA,NEHA jo at least negative reply to nhi deti
kapil dev the cute boy ji aaj to aapne pyaar ki dukh bhari kahani suna ke mujhe rula diya issiliye kehte hai pyaar mat karo bas dost banao dost kaam aata hai lover nhi ok dear to ab pyaar karna band karo or dosti karna suru karo ok byeeee.
Deepu aur deepak me boht difference hai
Hi divya how r u?
hello mr. JK……………
Sahi hai hum tumhari taraf non-veg me master nhi hain……n m hppy vid dat……..
hey chocobabe love ur sense of humor……..
hey.,,,thnxxx acky….!!!!!!!!
@Kapil & @Punit,Dosto maine kaha tha ki is umar ka pyar, pyar nahi hota it is attraction towards opposite sex…Aur according to science rejection boys ko 33% hurt karta hai aur girls ko only 15%.Aur feelings boys me girls ki tulna me jyada hota hai.kisi bhi khubsurat ladki ko dekhkar obvious hai hamare dil me feeling aayegi..bas jarurat hai khud ko samjhane ki.90% ladkiyo me ghamand hota hai ki they are beautiful lekin we bhi achhi persanality wale ladko ke saamne ghutne tek deti hai.ye sab mai tumhe isliye bata raha hu ki jindgi ki gaadi tumhe hi khichni hai aur jindgi ke har kathin raah ko muskurate hue tumhe hi paar karna hai.
So guys just forget all bullshit which had happened and
try to find the right way which take you all to the success.
hiiiiiiiii deepak….
yup i still remmbr u my dear…….
hum apne frndzz ko nhi bhulte….
hiiiiiiiiii KAPIL……….
thnxxx samjhane k lye……
sweet guy…..!!
@Kapil & @piyush u r right. But dil hai ki maanta nahi. Dost 1 shayri hai ki DIL LAG GAYA GADHI SE TOH PARI KYA CHIJ HAI. Mene khud ko 1 had tak sambhal liya hai. Aur puri koshish kar raha hu ushe bhulne ki. Ishi wajah se ye site mene itne dino k liye chhod d thi. Abhi mai mentaly prepair hokar aaya hu ki ish site par kisi b ladki ko dil se pyar nahi karunga. Aur comment b limit me hi karunga. Thanx both & r**¥ dear jo shayari me word use kiya hai woh tumhare liye nahi kiya hai plz don't mind.
Punit dekh mere mein ek problem hai main juth bardasht krta to hun par kuch hadd tak. Ye tune 5th time comment mein likha hai ki tune ye site chhod di aur yahan nahi aya. Ye baat aur logo ko pach skti hai par mujhe nahi. Tu jo jo naam badal ke aya hai muje sab pata hai. So pleae aage se. Esa juth mat boliyo mujhse saha nahi jaata. Tjanks
Admin ji ek batao aaj sab ko kya ho gaya is site par sab ne letter likhe hai kya iss site pe kisi ko kisi se real mai pyaar ho sakta hai? Pyaar hoga kaise na wo usse jaanta hai na pehchanta even unko ue bhi nhi pata ki jise wo like kar rahe hai wo ladka hai ya ladki to pyaar hua kaise naam se
Divya yaar inki ye jaane. Mere khayal se itni bold ladkiya dekh ke inka dil sex ka kar rha hai aur bina pyar ka natak kiye vo patne wali nahi hai. Isliye ye sab bola ja raha hai
Pappu ko masterji se kehna chahiye ki charon bachchon ko toffee dene k baad uske paas gaandd bachi kyonki agar wo usko toffee nah deta to charon uski gaand le lete.
@Shandar, itnee shandar bate mat kiya kar…chalo ek to ladka hai jo lun rakhta hai.
@admin,..ek baat to sahi hai rosy k jane k baad tumhara mood kharab ho gaya tha…sorry agar yeh baat buri lagi ho.
achha sabnam tum deti ho
"KAPIL,,PUNIT,,PIYUSH,Tum Sab Ko Bata Du Is Site Par Ladkiyon Se Pyar Layak Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Is Site Par Akar Ladkiyan Apne Sanskar Bhul Jati Hai Tum Pyar Ki Baat Kar Rahe Ho Yaar Yaha Par Akar Ladkiyan Ye Samajhti Hai Ke Wo Hi Is Site Ki Maharaniyan Hai To Hum Unke Piche Pagal Ho Jayenge Magar Mere Hisab Se Inme Pyar Layak Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Sab Ch**di Huyi Ati Hai Or Yaha Par Ye Jahir Karne Ki Koshish Karti Hai Ke Wo Sarif Hai…""ADMIN"'Ab Ye Mat Kahna Ke Sab Yesi Nahi Hoti Agar Yesi Nahi Hoti To Comments Kaise Karti Hai Sab Padte Hai Or Inka Lekha-Jokha Ye Khud Hi Bata Deti Hai Isliye Is Site Par Inhe Kuch Bhi Kaho Inhe Fark Nahi Padta Kyonki Ye Shuru Sab Dekhti A Rahi Hai…. & Most Important Bat "ADMIN" Ne Ek Bar Mujhse Kaha Tha Ke Yaha Ate Hi Tujhe Pyar Ho Gaya Kyonki 1 Ladki Se Mujhe Bhi Pyar Hua Tha Shayad Wo Mera Dusra Din Tha Tabhi Maine Soch Liya Tha Is Site Par Ladkiyon Se Pyar Nahi Karoonga………"SO "KAPIL,,PUNIT,,PIYUSH Tum Samajh Gaye Hoge Ki Hum Log Kisi Ka Jhutha Nahi Khate Or Mere Hisab Se Yaha Ane Wali Sabhi Jhuthi Hai…………….
Itna bada comment likhne ke liye shukriya Pratap. Ek line ka answer dunga yaha har ladki chudi nahi hai maximum are virgins ab mujhe kese pata ye na puchna. And i hate indians boy kabi kisi angrej ko dekha hai ki vo sirf virgin maange sale indian boys khud 1000 jagha muh marte hai aur ladki virgin mangte hai. Angrej dil se pyar krte hai jism se nahi aur jab tak sath rahte hai dil se rhte hai aur jab jate hai to dil se jate hai
Pratap sing ji aap har ladki ke baare mai itna bura nhi bol sakte ho aap ne ye kaise bol diya ki iss site pe Ane Wali Sabhi ladkiya Jhuthi Hai or ha jaha tak pata chalne ki baat hai to aaj kal 8th class ke ladka ladki ko bhi sab kuch pata hai thik hai ye baat to aapko bhi pata hogi to iss liye jaada nhi bolna chahiye non veg jokes ki or bhi site hai par hum sab issi site pe kyu aata hai ager aapko iss site ki ladkiya pasand nhi hai to thik hai aap ladkiyo ko comments mat diya karo ok par plz kisi ke baare mai itne gaanda mat bola karo jab tak aapne unko aapni ankho se na dekha ho ok comments mai kya hai yaar koi kuch bhi likh sakta hai kyu ADMIN ji MAI SAHI KEH RAHI HU NA.
Yupp Divya Agree With You Dear
Divya pratap ji bilkul sahi kaha mai unka sath dunga
is site ki sabhi ladki biman&btmij hai.
Admin bhai jo insan ish site par aaya tha woh gande commnt dena chahata tha. Aur punit mumbai ab koi b ganda comment nahi dega. It's my promise admin bhai.
Gud punit and i suggest u ki naam change karke mat aya kar isi nam se aya kar. Ek ladki ke piche apni pehchan chod di to kahe ka insaan raha tu. Shayad bhai tujhe meri baat samajh aa gayi hogi
Admin bhai hakikat ye hai ki mera 1 frnd hai jeet parekh . Jab mene usko ish site k bare me bataya toh usne muje bola ki muje b comment karna hai . Lekin uski e-mail id nahi thi. Ish ke liye usne meri e-mail id use ki. Mera aur uska naam use na karke usne naya nick name diya.
Punit Bachha tujhe kya lagta hai ye baat mene teri Email ID se jani hai… Remember on thing i m the owner of this.. and i made it. so i know everything related to it.
Pehli baat: jo banda net use kare aur uski email ID na ho its impossible. here is the reason jo banda net use karna sikhta hai na sabse pehle training main vo email ID hi banata hai
2nd: Man liya ki vo tera friend b thha fir Geeta Mumbai ban ke khud ko sawal jawab kyu kiye tune..
3rd mene jis cheez se check kiya hai vo galat nahi batati
4th stop this topic.. its better for you brother… maje lo aur maje karo… sabhi yahan juthe hai akela tu nahi…. so Enjoy dear
PUNIT i calculate your love with rosy in my luv calculater-54% aya so its ok yaar 100 percent wali ko search karo.
U R RIGHT ADMIN ANGREJO ME ISLIYE JALDI TALAK HO JATA HAI WO JISM SE PYAR NAHI KARTE ISLIYE HAR SAL NAYI SHADI KARTE HAI BURA MAT MANNA LEKIN E SACH HAI KE JITNI GANDGI VIDESHO ME HAI WO APNE YAHA NAHI APNE YAHA KAM SE KAM BADO KI IJJAT TO KI JATI HAI…….. OR NAFRAT KISSE KAR RAHE HO APNE AP SE KYA TUM INDIAN NAHI HO…AGAR NAHI TO THIK HAI ANGREJO NE HAMESHA INDIAN SE NAFRAT KI HAI KISI NA KISI KO TO FIR SHURUAT KARNI THI TUMSE HI SAHI. ISKA EK HAL HAI JO BHI GANDE COMM.KARE CHAHE WO LADKI HO YA LADKA USKE POST HI MAT KARO SAB SAMAJH JAYENGE KE YE SITE SIRF ENJOY KE LIYE NA KI GANDI BATON KE LIYE…..BAKI TUMHARI MARJI
Pratap Dekh first of all i m pure Indian mere pass bahut offers aayi hai US n UK se main khud nahi jata i luv india.. but i also luv Foreigners thinking… ye baat tumhe fir kabhi samjahung aki kyu… and rahi baat Sanskaro ki to sidhe shabdo mein kahunda Loda Mera
10000 mein se koi 1 banda hoga jo bado bujrgo ki kadar krta hai.. Vo bahsan de tumko samjhane lage to mann mein galiya dete ho ki budha hai purani prampara se chal raha hai
Ladki ko vo smjahye to fasion na karo ese kapde na pahno tab ladkiya kahti hai Budha khusat hai… Remember ye baat main tumhare maa baap ke liye nahi Dada Dadi Nana Nani ke liye kah raha hun
ane wale kuch salo mein Maa baap ko bhi esa kahne lag jaoge.
N meri baat koi banda muh pe savikar kare ya na par sab jante hai ki esa hi hai
@pratap,tu kis saanskaar ki baat kar raha hai..??
ladkiya is site pe aa gayi to kya we sabhi galat hai..??
Aur tu jo comment likhta hai wo kaha ka saanakaar hai..?
agar koi ladki kisi ladke ke saath soti hai to wo galat hota hai kya..??Agar ladke ladki ka saath bed pe hona galat hai to is galti me sirf ladki nahi balki 50% haqdaar ladka bhi hai.kis jhutan ki baat karta hai tu..??Puri raat hum ladke Randikhana me bitate hai aur kehte hai ki achhi ladki chahiye,Tab kya hum bahut achha ya sudhra hua kaam karte hai..??
Agar koi ladki Behichak apni Feelings share karti hai to kya wo randi hai.agar unhe randi kaha jai to hum ladko ko kya kaha jai jo to ginaune se ginaune harkat karte hai..??
jaha tak saanakaari hone ki baat hai to ek ladki kisi ladke se kahi jyada sanskaari hoti hai.
Aur rahi pyar karne ki baat to ladkiya bina soche samjhe kisi bhi ladke se pyar kyu kare..??we to usi ladke se pyar karengi jo well settled ho…Na ki aise ladke se jiski koi Bisaat hi nahi hai.
Piyus ye ki na tumne akalmandi ki baat mere pass itna bada comment likhne ka time nahi thha par tumne kamal kar diya hai bhai… Many many thanks… dekhte hai pratap ko akal aati hai ya nahi…. fir vo kahta hai ki mene uske comment delete kyu kiye
divya ji aap to nasihat bahut achhi deti hai logo ko
haanji VKA dekha ban sakti hu na mai TEACHER
ADMIN Hum Kis Topic Par Bat Kar Rahe Hai Jo Hamara Hai Hi Nahi Me E Nahi Kahta Ke Ladkiya Galat Hai Magar Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hai Ke Sachmuch Yesa Hai ADMIN Samajh Gaya Na Kyu Lagta Hoga Mera Matlab Kisi Ki Bhawnao Ko Thes Pahuchana Nahi Tha Magar Yaha Sab Apne Vichar Dete Hai To Maine Bhi Diye……………….OR MERE HISAB SE YE TOPIC HUME BAND KAR DENA CHAHIYE YAH HAMARA METTER NAHI HAI SO ENJOY YAAR ADMIN & ALL FREIND'S
plz non-veg site pe diwali mat khelo…sex aise cheez hai ki kucch bhi karwa sakti hai…agar mein galat dekhoon to kahunga homosexual relation ship hi sahi hai baki relation galat hai…but hame natural sex ko accept karna hi padega chahe palle pade ya na pade…main ladki k 7 kabhi relation bana nahi sakta but ladke ladki k relation ko accept karta hoon.
ADMIN luv ur thoughts yaar….
Thanks sania
ADMIN meri baat dhyan se suno…
1. sab se pehle THANX PUNIT ka pardafaas karne ke liye
muje pehle se hi doubt tha ki PUNI mumbai hi GEETA mumbai hai.kyu ki wo rosy ko impress karne k liye GEETA mumbai ban gaya.or khud GEETA mumbai se apni chat ke dwara ROSY ko patane ki kosish karne laga.usne chalak banne ki koshis ki lekin maat kha gaya.Geeta k sath mumbai naam jod k usne apne aap ko shaq k dayre me khada kar diya…or GEETA ne aate hi Puneet pe interest lena shuru kar diya..ye b shaq peda karta hai…..
2.or jitna bhola abhi wo banne ki koshis kar rha hai utna bhola wo hai nhi
isliye PUNEET tere liye advice mana ki tu bahut chalak hai par bewkuf hum b nhi hain
Kapil no need to thanks n punit apni jagha thik hai hum b to ladki ko patane ke liye bada kuch karte hai. Mujhe gussa tab aata hai jab banda ek juth bol ke usko hazaro tariko se sach sabit krta hai. Ek do bar bolo par roj meri nak ke niche se ye sab jata tha to mujhe bardasht nahi hota
ADMIN galti aapne b ki hai..uska GEETA mumbai wala comment post karke…hum is site pe bewkuf banne k liye nhi aate hain…
so plz aise bahrupiyo k comment post na kare jo over smart banne ki koshis karte hain..or hamari feelings k sath khelte hain
Aur kapil bhai mene comment post isliye kiya ki mujhe ya aur logo ko koi farak nahi padta. Aur rahi bat rosy ki to vo b bahut tej hai im 100% sure ki ye bat usne b notice ki hogi. I talked to her 3 4 times on w2h and know ki uska dimag tez hai.
ADMIN, PIYUSH OR DIVYA aap log PRATAP k comment se nirash na ho,wo uski personal feeling ho sakti hai,usko aisa lagta hai to lagne do us se koi BHUKAMP to nhi aajayega na…ye uski niji raay ho sakti hai…or aap ek comment karke kisi ladke ki soch to change nhi kar sakte hain na
kya hai dost gum fir k wapis aa jata hu
Sorry all frnds ki mene geeta naam se commnt diya. Lekin dosto ye meri majboori thi. Mene r**¥ ko sabhi angle positivly apne dil k pyar ko ijhar karne ki bahot koshish ki. Kuch baate aesi thi jo r**y ko geeta bankar samjane ki koshish ki. Mai r**y se pyar karta tha. Aur uske pyar ko pane k liye mene 1st positive way use kiya lekin muje uska pyar nahi mila. Fir mene thak kar negative way choose kiya. Ye bhi mene kisi ka pyar pane k liya kiya flirt karne k liye nahi. Dosto pyar andha hota hai. jab usko uska pyar nahi milta aur woh apne ko sambhal nahi pata hai toh negative way choose kar leta hai. Sorry again all of u.
punit tere liye sahi hai
Thanx yukti for supporting