Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?”

Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“

Is Duniya Mein Sabse Tez Kya Hai, Light, Thought Ya Kuch Aur - Pade Santa Ke Mutabik Duniya Ki Sabse Fast Cheez Kya Hai

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