Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega

Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jisme Nayi Nayi Shadi Hue Miya Biwi Rahte The.

Chor Ne Ladki Aur Ladke Ko Bandha Aur Ladki Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki Aur Phir Bathroom Chala Gaya.

Ladke Ne Ladki Se Kaha: “Tum Isko Satisfy Karo Warna Ye Humein Maar Dega Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega.

Ladki Boli: “Usne Mere Kaan Par Kiss Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai Ki, Main Ek Pathan Hoon Aur Mujhe Vaseline Chahiye Mene Use Bata Diya Ke Bathroom Mein Rakhi Hai Meri To Kher Hai Bus Tum Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You To Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein Bhi Koi Farak Nahi Padega

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  22 Comments

  1. Deepak says:

    hahahaha.,really, Ye hai joke of the year…
    grt job… Admin bro,

    @ Hello Dhiraj dear, ABY bro, n All frnds.,
    Pichle 2, 3 din se kuch jyada busy tha..so..comnts nh kr paya…

    @ Del bro, Ap k dad ki tabiyat kaisi h…plz dear, 1 baar comnt kr k news jarur dena…

    @ Thnx Dhiraj dear n Aby bro, Aap jaise doston ko chodd kr main kahi nh jane wala…

    @ Nitesh bro , Aap k sare joke n shayris bht acchi thi..

    1. deleted says:

      abhi bhi CCU mein h but recovery theek h ……kuch din aur lagenge hospital mein abhi…..
      abhi bhi hospital se tab se cmt kar raha hun….

  2. rajesh says:

    gm all
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    joke mast hai. larke ki to waat lagg gyi.;-)

  3. Piyush says:

    Fuli hui roti kacchi nhi hoti,Ansu bahane wali har ladki sacchi nhi hoti,
    jo bhi mile THOK de dost,
    kyuki BRA pahanne wali ladki bachchi nhi hoti.