Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

Posted on 26 Jul 2010

Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi

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49 Responses to "Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai"

  1. priya says:

    @ nagesh: apne standard ke baare mein mujhe mat batao. tumhari baaton se pata chalta hai ki tum kitne gire hue ho.yehan se jao aur jaa kar bheekh maango jahan par maangte ho.

  2. nagesh says:

    @priya darling
    (1)chahe tum apni chut jis bhi standard ke lund se marwao, tumhari chut rahegi hamesa lund se niche
    (2)tum nonveg jokes kafi pasand karti ho, isse pata chalta hai ki tum kitni uthi hui ho……

    janeman abhi mai jinda hun, isliye mujhe mangne ki koi jaroorat nahi,
    Rs.30000 kamata hun , 10000 lutata hun;
    tum jaisi ladkiyo ko apne lund pe nachata hun….

  3. SHEFALI says:

    nice repies priya

  4. satyam says:

    wah……….
    maja aa gya……
    comment padh ke……..
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    -
    @pk gud reply to priya..
    @priya Lagi rho yar…..
    aapki bato se pata chalta hai ki
    aap achhe "standard" ki ladki hai…..
    to fir yaha kya kr rhi hain ????

  5. Pk says:

    Priya, aaj mai bahut khush (happy) hu. Kal (11 aug 10) (yesterday) meri wife ko ladka (baby) hua, Isliye mai tumhe kuch nahi likh raha hu. Muh mitha kar lena. Agar tumhe rapchik nonveg reply chahiye to 4 5 din baad nonveg sa comment mujhe likh dena.
    Sameer (admin), kuch chating jaisa ready karo.

  6. priya says:

    @admin: thnx dude…mera iraada pk ki aise tesi ferne ka nahi tha…but he asked 4 it.

    @satyam: i m not insecure about my standard, and so i m confident tht reading non veg jokes does not degrade one's standard.

    @pk: congratulations!!! i wish u and ur wife lots of happiness and hope tht ur boy grows up to be an honourable and well mannered man…unlike his dad. ;)

  7. priya says:

    @ shefali: thnx sweety.

  8. अमित says:

    pk sabhi ladki matlab teri bahen ko dekh kar bhee teri pent tight ho jaati hai

  9. deep says:

    ladai

    ladai ladai band karo ..kukur ki gaad saaf karo

  10. Pk says:

    Yery good darling oh sorry u r priya, mai bhi tumhe yahi samjhana chahta tha ki nonveg jokes padhne se kisika standard down nahi hota. Mai ise mind freshner ki tarah use karta hu n i think rest persons also use as i. F.Y.I i never drink. Agar mai likhna chahu to mai b likh sakta hu ki “Namard tum mujhe kah sakti thi agar tumne jo mere sath sex karne ki koshish ki thi or mai fail ho jgta but i was succesful. Tumne blooding na rukne ke karan kafi pads or cloths gande ker diye the” lekin mai aisa kuch nahi likhunga. Bcoz i hate any type of fight. I wanna do frndship to every reader.
    Tumse bhi. Wud u?

  11. priya says:

    @pk: sab kuch likh kar bol rahe ho ki mein nahi likhunga. anyway…i dont wanna fight with u either..so lets stop tht; but not sure about friendship either.

  12. pk says:

    Amit, by the way meri koi bahan nahi hai. isliye tumhari bahan ko he mai apni bahan samajhta hu. jokes hum aur tum padh rahe hai, hume comment bhi ek dusro ko karne chahiye. kisike family members ko involve nahi karna chahiye. Comment mai bhi tumhare family members ke bare me likh sakta hu, lekin mai unhe kuch nahi likhunga

    Admin. U should delete this type of mail. Plz revert

    • admin says:

      Pk. U r absolutely right apas main lado maro maa behan ya familly ko bich mein mat lao. Its my advice for everyone

  13. sonia says:

    gud1 priya…….guyr alwayz cheap….dey dnt hv standards….25-26 size vali bandi ko dekh k b inka khada ho jata hai….koa to standard rakho….25 size me tm kya loge n vo kya degi???

  14. VickyMeena says:

    Sonia Lagta size koi matter nhi hai….aapki chut ka size to ek barabar he hota hai () aise..jo baad mai ( ) ho jati hai

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    OH GOD bhayanak YUDH.

  16. Raj says:

    War between two persons mainly male and female it,s a wonderful opportunity to readers Priya and pk be calm

  17. sonia says:

    vicky meena….nam to dekho…na ladka na ladki…tm rehne do…tmhare pas to lagta hai penis n breast dono hi hai….aise beeche k chakko se main bat nae krti…

  18. Saurabh says:

    hello friends
    aap log joke read karne ke baad joke pe hi coment kiya kijiye ye ek dusre ki aisi taisi karne se kya fayeda milta aapko

  19. Ranjeet says:

    Sab kuch thik hai par family par no comment. .aur ek bat ladko ka bhi standard hota hai par sabko kya pata

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