Meri Choot Mein Taanke Lagva Do

Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.”

Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?

Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.

Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….

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  38 Comments

  1. Deepti Tiwari says:

    saali chutiya ladki … bekar me silwa rahi hai , nurse se hi kuch sikh leti … silwa ke bhi to dobara fategi kutiya ki.

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe Ab baat samajh me aa gayi kee wo ladki humare esi nonveg site ka dost ki G.F. thhi jo mere Lu#d ko Jhel nahi paayi aur uski chut phat gayi. Wo esliye Taanke lagwa rahi hai ki uske Boy Friend ka Lund kewal 2" Inch ka hai. Agar wo Taanke nahi lagwayi to uske B.F se usko maza nahi milega aur uske B.F. ko bhi uski Chut se maza nahi milega…….hahahahahaha

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    SONAL choot ka matlab jahan se tu ganda nadi bahati hai.lund matlab jo tere paas nahi hai.gand matlab jo sabke pass hota hai jahan se tu gandagi nikal ti hai.aur bina jankari k is site par gush gayi sister.

    1. The smart says:

      arey bhai koi inse samjhao ye ek to sonal ko choot ka matlab samjha raha hai aur doosri taraf sister bhi bol raha hai. well guys this one is also a joke